I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"I don't have any objections, I just..."

I pointed to the people behind me with complicated expressions and made a request to the Mongolian woman...

"I hope they can leave first. I don't care if I drop a nuclear bomb, but I don't want to hurt innocent people..."

I thought this trivial request would be accepted, but the response I got was...

"Feel sorry!"

The Mongolian woman shook her head apologetically...

"No one is allowed to leave the site without verifying your identity, because we need to be wary of not only the aliens themselves, but also the alien viruses they may carry, and...brainwashing devices!"

"I understand…"

Seeing the disappointed expressions of everyone behind me, I gave them a reassuring look, turned around and said again...

"What method are you going to use to verify the authenticity of me and him?"

"The most direct way..."

Seeing that I came straight to the point, she smiled and nodded, then took out a stun gun-style detector from her pocket, held it in the air and shook it...

"For the sake of convenience, let me call you Mr. Mu Liang'er first. That's it. First of all, I will use..."

"Number seven!"

Facing her slightly stunned gaze, I pointed to my chest, my eyes burning...

"Just call me No. [-]..."

"Okay, Mr. No. [-]..."

It is worth mentioning that when she said this taboo, the Mongolian woman's face suddenly became complicated for a moment. Although she quickly returned to normal, she obviously recalled something. She frowned, so she quickly added it. One sentence…

"When I was on the moon base, I have to thank you for helping me contact people from the beautiful country, otherwise I would have died long ago. By the way, I don't know how your cancer is doing..."

"Although I don't know if you are really a fanatic..."

The Mongolian girl smiled happily at the dick...

"But I still want to thank you for your concern..."

"Haha, of course, after all..."

"Okay! Business is important, let's talk about old times later..."

Before the second brother could say anything more, the Mongolian woman stopped him, looked at me again, and got back to the topic...

"No. [-], the news I received is that you have not done any biological testing since you landed on Earth, so the first thing I have to do is..."

"Come directly!"

I glanced at the second brother who had a playful look on his face, and when I saw that he was getting ready to watch a show, I immediately grinned...

"Some people have been waiting for this..."

"As long as you have no objection..."

The Mongolian woman naturally knew who I was talking about, but she just replied casually, took a deep breath, and walked up to me with the detector with a slight hesitation. Facing the interesting eyes of the second son, she silently put the detector Aimed at my head...

"Mr. No. [-], please remove the particle shield..."

"It has been lifted..."

"Okay, then I'll start now..."

As soon as she finished speaking, the Mongolian woman operated the electronic screen behind the detector twice...

"Biological scan, in progress..."

Soon, there was movement from the biological detection device, and the Mongolian woman's face became nervous. Even the hand holding the detection device trembled slightly, and the people behind her didn't even dare to breathe. Everyone looked in my direction breathlessly, but I was the only one with a calm look on my face!

Yes, it's not unexpected that the second child can pass the biological test, because since he wants to return to the earth before me, it means that he must be prepared to do something to the Hammer Gang or humans, but no matter what countries Neither the leader nor the senior officials of the Hammer Gang are simple-minded fools. They will definitely be prepared for me when I return to Earth, so the biological scanning device is one of the detection tools that must be prepared...

It is precisely because of this that the second child will definitely prepare corresponding measures. Although I don't know how he evades biological detection, I am sure that he will think that I can't avoid detection. It's a pity that since I dare to return to Earth, I have already thought of a perfect strategy, so the result is naturally...

"Genetic test results show that the creature is... human!"

When the detection device gave out the results, everyone, including the Mongolian woman, subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief. The afro and the wolfdog excitedly high-fived each other. Only the second child, who was watching the whole show, had a look of dismay on his face. Believe…

"How is it possible? How could you..."

"You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder..."

I smiled lightly...

"I can even handle the linkage chip, let alone the biometric scan? Are you underestimating me too much?"

"Humph!"

The second child's eyes flashed with thought, and he immediately curled his lips...

"Find a random human and rub his blood on yourself, or paint the inner liner of a mecha. This is a way that everyone can think of to avoid detection. Hey, representative of China, can I request something? Did he take off his mecha?"

"Even if you don't say it, I will do it..."

The Mongolian woman nodded and smiled at him, turned to look at me seriously, and shook the detection device in her hand...

"Although the biometric detection passed, as Mr. Fanatic said, there are many ways to avoid biometric scanning, so I may need you to take off your mecha..."

"Of course it's no problem, it's just..."

I pointed at my dick meaningfully...

"He hasn't been tested yet..."

"Oh, Mr. Madman had already..." a few days ago

"What are the test results?"

"This…"

As soon as this question came out, the Mongolian woman and the second child were stunned at the same time, but the Afro and the others shouted excitedly...

"Haha, that bastard is not human!!"

"Yes! The test result is alien creatures!!"

"Fake, you have nothing to say now!"

"Ha, I knew Kuang...Mr. No. [-] had a trick up his sleeve!"

"... "

Listening to the enthusiastic shouts of the crowd, the Mongolian woman also reacted at this time, and immediately looked at the second child with a frosty face, but before she could ask a question, the second child reacted very quickly and turned his wrist, revealing the star travel. A replaces his own body, and the holographic image during the operation...

"Although I was forced to change my body, the fact that I changed my body is indeed irrefutable. However, Xiaohong can serve as a witness to prove that I must be the fanatic himself, because I have not only human genes, but also The original genes of the fanatic himself, but this guy..."

He pointed at me with a cold expression...

"I can be [-]% sure that he must have used other people's genes to avoid detection, so the Chinese side only needs to compare the DNA samples of the madman from that year to verify who is the real one between him and me. The Monkey King!”