I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[Because the distance between the two parties was too far, it would take some time to wait for feedback, so I took advantage of this gap and pretended to "want to be alone", left the central control hall, and sent a voice message to Xiaocrocodile ask…】

[However, the response was still in vain, which made me even more uneasy and anxious. I could only relieve my inner anxiety with cigarettes, and looked at the previously trampled cigarette butt at my feet, with an inexplicable light shining in my eyes...]

"Can a cigarette that has been stamped out still be ignited?"

.........

[Earth, the junction of the border between Russia and China...]

【Inside the ostrich egg...】

"Come, let me introduce you..."

[As soon as he brought the wolfdog into the cabin, the madman pointed at the blue-haired boy and Eagle Girl and introduced them to the former...]

"This guy with blue fur is called Lanmao, and the girl with eagle eyes in the back is called Eagle Girl. Of course, which planet they are from, you don't know even if I tell you, and the names are very convoluted, so you might as well just follow Let me call it this way, oh, there is also this communication algae. Only by wiping this can you communicate with aliens normally. Just put it on... If you don’t want to put it on JB, just put it on Piyan. Anyway, it’s okay. Same…"

"Uh…"

[Looking at the algae mud box handed over by the other party, the wolf dog was speechless for a while, but when he thought that if these three aliens really wanted to take action, he had no chance of winning, so he could only bite the bullet and take the algae mud box, and follow the instructions Using the introduced method, I started to apply it on JB, and in the process, I forced an awkward smile on Blue Hair and Hawk Girl...]

"Hello everyone, I...I need to wipe something..."

"Oh my god..."

[Unexpectedly, before the two of them could respond, the maniac who saw the wolf dog smearing algae mud on JB took a step back in horror...]

"You're really fucking wiping it on. Damn it, can you use your brain? You can smear this thing on JB, why can't you smear it on your neck or forehead?"

"Uh…"

[The wolfdog was speechless again, and the forced smile on his face became even stiffer now, especially now that he was being observed by two other aliens, so while he was speechless and choked, he also felt a little bit more embarrassed. I was so embarrassed that I could only endure the depression in my heart and sighed bitterly...]

"Can you please tell me before you play tricks on me next time? After all, in front of aliens, I..."

"How come you don't have any sense of humor..."

[The madman interrupted him with a wave of his hand, turned around and carried Xiao E into another hatch. Without waiting for the wolf dog to follow, he closed the hatch and left a sentence...]

"Okay, I estimate that the communication algae will take effect in about 30 seconds. You can chat with my two alien friends, or you can try the alien food I brought. In short, stay here and don't go out. , because I can’t guarantee whether the second brother will send someone to assassinate you again..."

"But I still have a teammate outside..."

[Across a hatch, Wolf Dog felt the two eyes behind him, his face obviously a little unnatural. After all, he was also afraid that the other party would imprison him in the name of protection, and then conduct various human experiments on him in the name of chatting, so I can only suppress the nervousness in my heart and make a request...]

"And if you want to interrogate the prisoner, I can also help. After all, I have worked as an undercover agent for a few years before, and my skills in clichés and reasoning are not bad. You can even leave this job to me directly. It would not be a disservice to you to do it yourself. His identity..."

【Tap tap tap~】

[That's right, the only response to the wolf-dog's various appeals was the sound of footsteps receding from the other side of the cabin door, which made his face pale. Fortunately, a clear female voice sounded behind him, which diluted his inner thoughts at this moment. uneasiness...]

"Strictly speaking, you are the first human being we have seen besides the Destined Ones on Earth. Therefore, please do not destroy the brave image of human beings in our minds. Especially, although we are aliens, you There’s no need to be so scared, right? Let’s go, I’ll take you to have something to eat…”

[Lanmao was even more direct. After realizing that the wolf-dog seemed a little reluctant, he simply put his hand on his shoulder like an old friend, smiling warmly and hospitably...]

"The fanatic has his own ideas. Even if you stay here, you can't help him. You might as well introduce the earth to us. And I'm also curious, what kind of civilization can cultivate such a fanatic?" guy?"

"Uh, well..."

[Seeing the two people being so polite, no matter how reluctant the wolf dog was, he had no choice but to accept it. He just followed them forward without forgetting...]

"But I have a teammate outside. Although my mecha has good cold resistance, I'm really worried about whether he will be in danger, so I'd like to ask two people to..."

"Do not worry!"

[Lan Mao smiled and patted his shoulder, and showed off his curved thighs with explosive muscles...]

"Wrap it around my leg!"

……

Utility room…

A dusty metal round table stood in the center. The dim light on the ceiling made the rust on the table even more mottled. There was only a box of AC algae placed on the table...

This shows that the owner of the round table is prepared for a long conversation that may follow...

On the left side of the round table is the little crocodile who is tied to a chair and is still sleeping. On the other side is me who has not seen you for a long time...

After thinking about it for a while, I slowly raised my right hand with the metal shell and slapped the little evil one hard in the face, directly switching it from one nightmare to another, and looked at her After waking up with a dazed and stunned face, he moved forward pretending to be distressed and shouted like a child...

"Oh my, you won't have nightmares anymore, will you?"