I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[Yes, the Hammer Gang’s new stronghold is under this peaceful zone, but there are also many officials from various countries working here, so I chose the name that humans are more willing to accept, even if I prefer the name of the fanatic. name...]

[However, after waiting for nearly a minute, not only did no one come to open the door, but an electronic sound accompanied by an alarm sounded from the speakers on both sides of the screen...]

"Warning! Non-Earth life detected! Warning! Non-Earth life detected!"

[At the same time, on the surrounding buildings covered with snow, several long guns and short cannons with laser guidance suddenly protruded out of the "pits". After just a brief scan of the nearby uninhabited snow, they all pointed their muzzles. It was aimed in my direction, and the guidance laser flashed so hard that I couldn't even open my eyes. Fortunately, the blood tider wrapped me up in the next second...]

"Damn it! I'm wearing a biomecha!"

"Please tell us your true identity, otherwise we will take coercive measures!"

[Seeing that the other party did not fire immediately, but only gave a cold warning, I put my helmet back on with a bang, and looked at the touch screen with the words biometric detection flashing, and curled my lips in frustration...]

"I said, I am wearing an alien mecha made with biotechnology as the core, so the results of your biological testing will definitely be biased, and my behavior and way of speaking cannot be faked. look…"

[In order to prove that I was not cheating, I raised my middle finger to the touch screen, said "This means contempt", and then gave a thumbs up...]

"Thumbs mean awesomeness, encouragement, praise, confirmation of completeness, and the meaning of hailing a taxi on the roadside. Aliens don't know these things. This always proves that I am an earthling, right? If that doesn't work, why don't I give you one? 300 ancient poems?”

"I hope you tell the truth, friend!"

[Although he said he was a friend, the tone of the other person's speech seemed extremely cold and guarded...]

"The results of the biometric scan show that although your body has the same structure as ours, it does not belong to the human category. This has nothing to do with your biological mecha, your appearance, or the language you use. It has nothing to do with it. It’s genetically determined, so I ask again, who are you? Where are you from? What is the purpose of coming to Earth?”

"Did you make a mistake?"

[That’s right, the gene chain of my second penis was added to my body as a body transmitter when it was first constructed, so the other party did not detect the human genes in my body. In my opinion, this is just like a celebrity saying that he is still a virgin. nonsense...]

[But after thinking about it, I can only blame it on the low level of human civilization and technology, so the gene chain hidden in my body cannot be detected, so I quickly added...]

"Maybe it's because I've been eating alien food for nearly a year, which even contains a lot of raw meat and living bodies, so my body has inevitably undergone some changes. Are you satisfied with this explanation?"

"It is difficult to mutate the pupil membrane!"

[The other person seemed to know some theoretical knowledge, but he was choked by my next sentence...]

"Hey, have you never heard of eye cancer? Repeated inflammatory stimulation, excessive ultraviolet radiation, long-term malnutrition, family inheritance and genetic mutations can all lead to the occurrence of eye cancer. Therefore, since the eyeballs can become diseased due to cancer, It means that it itself can also mutate..."

[I knocked on the glass on the touch screen again. In addition to helplessness, there was more displeasure in my eyes...]

"Besides, the alien technology I have in hand can completely break through the geological layer now, allowing me to meet you directly 500 meters underground. There is no need to waste time explaining here, so you can understand now..."

"Mu Liang'er!"

[What interrupted me was a sudden cold female voice. Although it sounded a bit strange, I could hear a hint of Xiaohong from her next words...]

"Do you still remember what you promised me to do when you return to Earth?"

"Is this a test?"

"how?"

[Seeing that I showed no emotion and was talking about him, Xiaohong’s tone suddenly became cold...]

"Have you forgotten? Or, you simply copied Mu Liang'er's appearance..."

"Haha, if you forget anything, don't dare forget this..."

[While responding with a smile, I took out a bone ring that Little Crocodile polished when he was bored from the belt of the humanoid mecha, and solemnly placed it in front of the camera...]

"Is this what you mean?"

"... "

[Xiao Hong, who had a rather cold tone just now, fell into silence the moment the rough ring appeared. After a pause for several seconds, she sighed with a trembling voice...]

"Long time no see! Mr. Mu Liang'er!"

[The next second, the thick round door suddenly opened in response, and a large amount of warmth rushed in. What appeared next was a deep passage going all the way down, and a large machine hanging on both sides of the guide pillar. elevator…】

[Judging from the exposed wires above the guide pillars and the twisted and deformed shell of the elevator, the latter has obviously been abandoned for a long time. Fortunately, there are two flashing fluorescent ladders on the wall of the descending passage, which not only dispels the darkness of the passage, but also It also provides a way up for people below...]

[Looking at the ladders on both sides of the wall and the bottomless passage, I frowned subconsciously...]

"Can I just jump off?"

"Of course, welcome home!"

.........

【at the same time…】

[Australia, Tarken Autonomous Prefecture, north of the National Forest Park, somewhere in the snowy valley...]

"The night hunting group has gone away..."

[Looking at the staggering figure of Zhuo Zhuo under the snowy night, and the faint roars and whistling sounds coming from the radio from time to time, the wolf dog turned to look at the three people who were still digesting the information and had shocked faces, and nodded lightly. head…】

"There's still some time before dawn. It's almost time for you to rest. I'll be on duty on the first shift..."

"team leader…"

[The Falcon huddled in the corner of the fortress, sniffed, and asked complicated questions...]

"You just said, Mu Liang... The fanatics don't want the world to know this secret. They don't want others to know everything they do. So why did you suddenly decide to tell us about this today?"

[Red Eagle also nodded solemnly...]

"Yes, I also want to ask. For so many years, the outside world has misunderstood the fanatics, but he himself has never made any explanation for this. This shows that he does not want others to know about this matter, but why do you still …”

"Because I have a hunch..."

[The wolfdog grabbed a handful of snow on the ground, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and wiped a handful of it on his face. There was a hint of worry on the face that was mixed with snow water and oil...]

"Some people will not welcome his arrival!"