I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Sometimes I really feel sad for my friend. Although he doesn't look very good, he is still a very capable person, but he ends up prostrating himself under the skirt of a long live woman. Haha, long live woman, I'm afraid he's sitting on the ground. He can absorb dirt, and he doesn’t even think about whether he can bear it..."

[Seeing me mention the second child again, Uncle Wrench couldn’t help but frown...]

"Have I ever met the friend you mentioned, or is he a frequent visitor to StarCraft? Of course, I'm just curious and have no other meaning, because I see that you often put his name on your lips, so I was wondering, are you very good friends?"

"Friendship doesn't count..."

[Recalling what the second brother once said, I laughed at myself, picked up the cup on the table and took a sip...]

"Anyway, we can fight each other when we are bad, and we can help each other when we are good. We bicker and chat at normal times, and we can help each other at critical moments. So what do you think the relationship between me and him is? "

"Like an intimate who is both friend and foe..."

[Uncle Wrench nodded slightly, glanced at the darkness outside the window, and said seriously...]

"It's really not easy for a person to meet a close friend in his life, especially when you and him have experienced so many lives and deaths, which makes it even more rare and valuable. By the way, aren't you short of manpower now? Maybe you can let him He comes over..."

"Hmph, does he dare?"

[The sudden sneer came from Erha, who had been silent throughout the whole process. Now she looked arrogant. She just glanced up at me, then projected several relevant knowledge expressionlessly, and began to take some kind of test. , not only the answer speed is amazing, but the accuracy rate is significantly higher than 90%, and he even asked me questions in the process...]

"By the way, didn't you just go to the Machinery City to negotiate with the robots? How was the negotiation?"

"What else can I do? Of course I agree!"

[I patted my chest proudly, but then rolled my eyes again...]

"Oh, it's a pity. Although I am very satisfied with the result of recruiting troops, I did not show my strength at all. I just had a homely meal with the top commander of the Machinery City, and shared it in front of everyone at the dinner table. I just told him my destiny as a human being..."

"As a result, his face changed with excitement. Not only did he respond to all my requests, he even found a few women from the Haq tribe to help me take a hot bath. Ha, judging from the results, I should I’m happy, but I don’t know why, but I can’t be happy at all…”

[Uncle Wrench’s eyes flashed, he took a sip of cigarette, slowly exhaled it, and said speculatively...]

"Perhaps the reason why you are unhappy is because your friend, subconsciously, do you think he is better than you? Or is he more outstanding in a certain aspect?"

"Maybe…"

[I don’t want to get too entangled in this topic. After all, I never like discussing dicks with others, so I just responded casually and stood up and patted my butt...]

"Okay, it's up to you to choose the location for the ambush. I'll go to the Earth first to see how the situation is there. Then I'll send you a message. If everything goes well, you should be able to eat the specialties of the Earth tonight. Meals…”

"Row!"

[Seeing that my tone of voice was so blunt, Uncle Wrench still didn’t know what I was thinking, so he nodded in agreement very sensibly and joked...]

"In this case, can I taste your craftsmanship again tonight? Haha, I'm really looking forward to it..."

[The little crocodile also raised his head and laughed...]

"Oh, even though I hate you, you have indeed won my respect as far as cooking is concerned..."

[I ignored the two of them, but turned to look at Erha, wanting to see what she would say. Unexpectedly, she just replied in an indifferent tone without raising her head...]

"Be careful!"

.........

[Follow, obey, obey~]

[The wind is strong, the air is flying, howling, and cold. Even with an extremely advanced humanoid mecha, when passing through the atmosphere, you will inevitably feel uneasy because of the huge noise that fills your head...]

[If you are a person with poor health, you may feel flustered, short of breath, chest tight, dizzy, or even faint on the spot, so I suggest you not to travel through the atmosphere...]

[Fortunately, it only took 3 minutes to pass through the atmosphere, so I quickly adjusted my body shape in mid-air after the messy whistling sound subsided, and began to locate my current position through the smart butler built into the humanoid mecha. , while observing the surrounding environment vigilantly...]

[What comes into view is an extremely huge island at the foot. There is a large area of ​​vegetation on the island, but there is a layer of white ice on it. It looks beautiful, but at the same time it is also very scary, because who I don’t know what kind of monsters and monsters are hidden under this layer of ice...]

[The terrain is the same, it looks very winding and rugged, and there are not many artificial traces around it. It is obviously an uncultivated area, so I hate walking and don’t know the dangers, so I didn’t go out to explore the road at all. I mean, just hovering in mid-air, listening to music and waiting for the positioning result given to me by the smart butler...]

[That's right, it's not that I don't want to contact Xiaohong and those people from the Hammer Gang. It's mainly because I just turned on the communicator and found that there was no signal at all, so I gave up...]

[As for what is the purpose of my coming to earth? 】

[On the one hand, I want to see what the earth has become, and whether the world structure has changed due to the intervention of the second brother. On the other hand, I want to collect all the nuclear bombs on the earth, and then do a big job. …]

[In just a few minutes, I already knew what the island beneath my feet was...]

"Greenland!"

[Looking at the geographical location and the nearest city displayed on the communicator, I frowned subconsciously and couldn’t help but murmur...]

"Denmark? So I'm in...the North Pole now?"

[Yes, Greenland is the closest city to the North Pole, and it is also the largest island in the world. It is also a base station establishment point for scientific expeditions in many countries, so the possibility of me encountering humans here is still very high...]

[What just makes me confused is that the smart housekeeper scanned an area with a radius of one kilometer and did not detect any biological signals, not even a flying insect. It was as if the entire Granlin Island was infested with creatures and all were dead. generally! 】