I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[Of course, all I have to do is transfer the star citizens who have complaints to the complaints department...]

[Interestingly, although the Star People were a little dissatisfied with the way I handled the complaint, they never doubted my identity from beginning to end, only...]

"Huh? Where is the smell coming from? Lord Star Guardian, can you smell it? There seems to be a smell of...um...blood?"

"Is there? Why didn't I smell it?"

[Faced with Star Citizen A’s doubts, I smiled very calmly. I was about to deny it, but suddenly I remembered what Uncle Wrench had just said, so I immediately changed my tone...]

"Oh, I remembered it. The warehouse management aunt of the munitions department seems to have had her period today. She just passed by you. Maybe it was the smell of her body. By the way, you baboons have really powerful noses. Even this You can smell the smell that dissipates with the wind..."

"It turns out that..."

[Xingmin A casually glanced in the direction he came from. Although he did not find the administrator aunt, the original doubts in his eyes had disappeared, leaving only...]

"No wonder I smell like an old man, haha..."

"Haha, okay, it's time for me to continue patrolling..."

"Then I'm leaving too. Lord Star Guardian, please be busy first..."

"Okay, see you later!"

[Looking at Xing Minjia’s figure fading away, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, my eyes involuntarily showing exhaustion. I turned my head and looked at the Xingang Market not far away, as well as the bustling crowd gathered at the entrance. Walked directly there...]

[On the way there, I was not idle. I kept vigilantly observing the movements around me. I was afraid that something would happen to me, and that others would give me some shitty surprises. After all, all my micro-UAVs had been scrapped. The only things I can rely on are the Blood Tide Armor and my own intuition...]

"Come! Everyone be quiet!"

[When I came to the front of the crowd, I took a quick glance at their hats and the gray badges pinned to their chests. I immediately had an idea in my mind, so I shouted again...]

"Don't be anxious, everyone. Take your time and solve any problems one by one. There is a saying on our planet that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. It's about good things. You shouldn't pursue them too hastily..."

[Everyone didn’t react much. They just nodded symbolically or said a few weak words. Then they each found a place and began to rest cross-legged. Some people lay flat on the tree trunks unsuspectingly, with their chests wide open. He looks like he is tempting martial arts masters to absorb his charm]

[After that, I cheerfully counted the number of star citizens. There were only less than 70 people. They were still holding large and small bags of things. What's more, they were carrying a small flag and were facing the crowd. Coming in the direction...]

[Seeing this scene, I immediately understood the offensive thinking of this group of people. No, to be precise, it should be...]

【Parade ideas! ! 】

[Yes, you must know that when I just entered the Xingang Market with Xiao Crocodile, there were not that many people at the entrance, but now so many people suddenly gathered, and their faces all showed excitement, excitement and excitement. Serious, as if everyone is carved from the same mold. In addition, the parade they are about to start will definitely seriously affect the travel of other people, so how do they have the qualifications to parade? 】

[However, having said that, I did not have any intention to expose them or stop them. Instead, after a few simple words of comfort, I entered the Yinggang market as if nothing had happened and began to change the physical features according to the original plan...]

[Yes, for those naive teenagers who are obviously dolls, in fact, I only need to call any of them and escort them over, and this group of parades can be disbanded directly, but I have no purpose in doing this, just to create more The chaos, or maybe I want the chaos to continue...]

[Because in a sense, large-scale chaos is also a way to solve problems...]

[Five 10 minutes later, my eyes were flashing with fatigue, and there was no change in my appearance. I just rested for a minute, and then, wearing lizard skin, I staggered towards the maintenance platform on the second floor. …]

"Hey, stop!"

[The sudden male voice made me frown immediately, because in front of me was just an upward staircase. There was no existence of any people or creatures at all. The surroundings were unobstructed, and there was no possibility of hiding anyone...]

[When I saw this scene, my brows were furrowed and my heart was beating fast. I could only quickly put down the bag, stand close to the wall with my legs spread out, and casually pulled out the telescopic mechanical stick that is standard for everyone in Star Port, and kept swinging it in the air. He moved to show a threat, while continuing to observe the surrounding situation and being ready to attack at any time, his eyes gradually became cold at this moment...]

"Look up, you fool!"

[The sudden joking shout made me stunned again. When I subconsciously raised my head and looked up, I was not just stunned, but something beyond imagination...]

"Are you that...shadow?"

[Yes, there was nothing on the ceiling, only a dark shadow that was obviously a male body. However, what made me break out in a cold sweat was that it, with its clear outlines and huge body, actually raised its head after noticing my gaze. He said hello with his hand, and in conjunction with the dim staircase going up, it was not only weird, but also terrifying. In short, it was very scary...]

[Fortunately, what it says is no different from ordinary people...]

"Well, since you like to call me that, I can only accept it. By the way, let me introduce myself. I am Xiao'e's friend. She asked me to come here to wait for you. If it is convenient, maybe we can Can we find a place to chat?”

"Uh...why don't you tell me first..."

[I gestured to the shadow above the ceiling with some curiosity, my eyes full of confusion...]

"Why can you live in the form of a shadow?"

"Huh? Haha, sorry, I'm coming down now..."

[After two dry laughs, the shadow man suddenly took advantage of me not paying attention and formed an oval the size of an adult. After a short and rapid trembling, he peeled off from the ceiling with a "pop". The next second, a man wearing The young man wearing pure black mecha landed firmly in front of me, and nodded to me a little shyly...]

"Hello, crazy...er...strange friend!"

"Haha, you can call me another nickname!"

[Seeing the shadow man almost spilling the beans when he opened his mouth, I suddenly felt funny, and then gave him a title that my second brother once used...]

"Heirs of the family!"