I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[After waiting for almost another minute, I saw that the half-length octopus did not react at all. I completely gave up the idea of ​​waiting any longer and could only curl my lips angrily...]

"Okay, since you don't want to come out, then I will assume that you have nothing to do with Er Er's misfortune. What I want to say is that what I have to do in a while is very important. If you can help, please help. If you can't help, , and don’t make any trouble, because if I die, you won’t be able to survive..."

[After thinking about it, I said something from the bottom of my heart...]

"And you are different from other systems. Without a mission interface, your upgrade speed is several times slower than other systems. This is a star port, and the security is much better than any civilized planet. If you are really beaten by other systems, Once activated, your next master may never encounter a life-or-death matter once in his life, let alone provide you with high-quality emotional energy, so..."

[After speaking, I reached up to the top of my head, passed through countless octopuses, and gently touched the half-length octopus that was like air, with an extremely complicated light shining in my eyes...]

"Help me get through this tonight!!"

[I don’t know if it was my imagination, but as soon as I finished saying this, the half-body octopus trembled very slightly for a moment, as if in response to my prayer...]

【Call~】

[I exhaled lightly, I no longer hesitated, decisively opened the door and left the lounge, and returned to the workroom...]

"Come back? Go on!"

[I took the clothes thrown by Erha head-on. I just looked at them briefly and put them on quickly. At the same time, I glanced at the little crocodile who had already changed clothes and was getting used to the camouflage equipment, and nodded slightly...]

"How's it going? Does it still fit you?"

"fit?"

[The little crocodile pulled on his fat sleeves and rolled his eyes...]

"Does it matter whether it fits or not? Anyway, the camouflage equipment will change my height and body shape. Even if it doesn't fit, it will fit..."

"I'm just asking..."

[After changing clothes, I tidied up a little, then turned to look at the decorations in Erha’s hand...]

"Is this the Star Guardian's?"

"Stand still, raise your arms..."

"Oh…"

[I obeyed and did as I was told, while Erha came up to me with a lot of sundries and began to carefully put accessories on my clothes, like a little daughter-in-law who was helping her husband dress up. He looked at me and frowned. Wrinkled...]

"I can just do it myself..."

"You? Do you know how to stick it?"

"Uh...how did you know?"

"I know it's strange?"

[While replying, Erha had already finished pasting the ornaments on the front, then turned to my back and continued pasting the accessories...]

"Before I arrived at Luol Star on the [-]th, all my food and accommodation were in the starry sky layer. It can be said that I was dealing with various star guardians every day. How do you think I knew?"

"Haha, as expected of you..."

[I complimented me calmly. I looked at the dazzling array of accessories on my body, turned my head and glanced at the bloody cloth strips piled in the trash can, and suddenly the corner of my mouth twitched...]

"You couldn't have ripped these accessories off from dead people, right? Damn! Will they be contaminated with bad luck?"

"Stop saying stupid things..."

[Erha took the time to pat the back of my head, and he was merciless at all...]

"Your misfortune has nothing to do with whether it is a dead person's jewelry. Moreover, these jewelry... including the clothes on your body were all generated by me using a physical simulator to compare with the clothes the Star Guardian was wearing when he came..."

"So what you should consider now is what kind of emergencies may occur in the future and the corresponding countermeasures, instead of using vague bad luck as an excuse for possible mistakes in the future..."

[I pointed to my head without looking back...]

"Don't worry, I've thought through all the situations in my head, and I guarantee there won't be any mistakes this time..."

"I hope so! Okay, come here..."

[Erha patted the crumbs on his hands, pulled me to the mirror, looked up and down, and nodded with satisfaction...]

"It's okay, it smells like the Star Guardian..."

"Crazy guy, things are ready..."

[Just at this moment, Uncle Wrench came over, holding a repainted camouflage three-piece suit in his hand...]

"You try the gloves and mask first. Both are made according to the size of the Star Guardian. If you feel a little uncomfortable when wearing them, I can add some padding inside or increase the tightness of the joints..."

"No, it's fine just like this..."

[I couldn’t wait to put on the three-piece suit, and while fumbling with the buttons on the gloves, I frowned and asked...]

"Huh? Isn't this controlled by consciousness?"

"No, it's manually controlled..."

[Uncle Wrench explained casually, and before I could say anything, he took out another bottle of spray from his waist, and began to swing it up and down quickly like a bartender, making an extremely dense thumping sound, which made me frown. …]

"Is this a bionic spray?"

"yes!

"remember!"

[There is a little seriousness in his eyes...]

"Every half hour, you must spray the release spray, otherwise the body odor on your body will inevitably expose you. Of course, if you are sure that there will not be any pupil testing tonight, then it doesn't matter whether you spray it or not. Come on, I'll spray it on you now so you won't forget..."

"Thanks!"

[Everything was ready, it was already 10 minutes later. My facial features and appearance have completely changed into a different person. At this moment, I am looking at the Star Guardian in the mirror, suppressing the tension that is rising in my heart...]

[The little crocodile on the side has already been prepared. She just keeps standing in front of the mirror and posing. I wonder if she is using this method to deliberately disgust me...]

"All right…"

[I lifted my bangs in front of the mirror and brought the little crocodile, who was still dancing, back to reality...]

"It's getting late, let's set off!"

.........

"Whoo~"

[As soon as I got off the spaceship, I hugged the little crocodile in front of the three of them, and hugged me hard twice. Then I pointed at the public who was slowly closing the cabin door and communicating with each other with a smile. There was a sentence mentioned in the channel...]

"What are you doing standing there stupidly? Why don't you talk quickly?"

"Huh? What?"

"You're fucking me now!!"

[Seeing the little crocodile looking at a loss, I glanced at the monitoring sensor that was only 200 meters away from the spacecraft. A flash of displeasure suddenly flashed in my eyes, so I hugged her neck pretending to be affectionate, but said cold words... 】

"Didn't I just tell you that as soon as you get off the spaceship, the mission has begun? Why haven't you reacted yet? Why don't you just pretend to be..."

"Lord Star Guardian!"

[Interestingly, the speed at which the little crocodile enters the state even makes me surprised...]

"I'll see you off!"