I don't have a system but I have a hammer

【What the fuck! 】

[This is the only thing I want to say now...]

[But I know that I must make this difficult decision, otherwise the result will be worse than now...]

[Fortunately, the annoyed mood only stayed for a second, and my thoughts returned to reality. Then I opened the public channel and took a deep breath...]

"There was an accident just now. The Star Guardian committed suicide. Now I need your help..."

"It's okay, we just saw the surveillance..."

[Erha's tone was very calm, and even Uncle Wrench just said "Hmm" lightly. Neither of them meant any panic. Only Xiaoxiu was unexpected...]

"Crazy guy, you really deserve to die! You obviously can't do anything to us, so you want to kill someone with a borrowed knife, right?"

"I'll lend you your sister, don't say idiotic things!"

[I retorted angrily, turned around and glanced at the unknown creature watching the show, then looked down at the Star Shoujia, whose head was still intact but whose body had turned into strips of flesh, and began to speak a series of instructions very fast... 】

"Okay, now that you already know the situation, it's convenient. The next step is this. First, second, I need you to send the memory extractor. Second, Xiaocrocodile, I need you to guard outside the spaceship now. , if anyone wants to get close to the spacecraft, please notify me as soon as possible..."

[As soon as I finished talking about these two points, there was a rustling sound from the public channel, and I continued to talk...]

"Third, Uncle Wrench, you told me before that living body scans can also be faked, right? I need to become the Star Guardian now. Whether it is DNA, appearance, height, or voice, I need to become perfect. How sure are you that he will be completely intact? And how long will it take?"

"Half a day..."

[Uncle Wrench added, unsure...]

"If it's quick, maybe a few hours..."

"I'll give you three hours!"

[I didn’t give him a chance to struggle, so I directly set the time, and after a short silence, I said something very calm and encouraging...]

"I'm sorry for dragging you on the pirate ship, but I won't feel any guilt because of this, because none of you will die today, but you can still have an exciting experience. After all, what we are doing now is equivalent to..."

[Before I finished speaking, Erha had already entered the house with a stick-shaped device the size of corn. He squatted on the ground as if he knew what I was thinking, opened the Star Guardian's eyes that were staring blankly, and pulled the corn cob out. One end was pointed at his pupils, and the work of memory retrieval began. He even took advantage of this time to ridicule what I just said...]

"If you want to become a qualified ruler, excellent speech skills are undoubtedly very important. Judging from your summary speech just now, I think you need to optimize your speech method, such as... hiding your true thoughts , or beautify your true thoughts..."

"All right!"

[I responded in an extremely perfunctory manner, then turned to look at the unknown creature in the wooden box, and asked thoughtfully...]

"Erha, how long will it take you?"

"It depends on how much memory you want to retrieve..."

"Well, I remember this unfortunate guy said..."

[I glanced at Xing Shoujia lying in a pool of blood, frowning and thinking...]

"He said that a normal Star Guardian can only rotate his position every 13 years. He asked his second brother to participate in the competition before for this reason. This means that he has been at Star Port No. 13 for at least [-] years. If calculated this way if…"

[Thinking of this level, my eyes suddenly lit up...]

"You only need to extract his memories of the past 15 years!"

"Okay, it can be done in 15 minutes!"

"In this case, then I will..."

[I casually summoned the particle dagger, waved it condescendingly at the unknown creature, and made a throat-cutting gesture that was obviously threatening, with undisguised murderous intent flashing in my eyes...]

"You guys, are you ready this morning?"

"what?"

[Erha subconsciously raised his head and saw that I was talking to an unknown creature, so he lowered his head again...]

"That damn thing can actually talk?"

"Lululu~"

[As if in response to Erha's words, the unknown creature first made a strange noise, and then...]

"In vain do you claim to be intelligent creatures? You can't even tell whether a person can speak?"

"Are you really a human being?"

[Although I use the honorific title, my tone is still relatively calm. After all, things have happened. Even killing the thing in front of me will not help. It is better to try to get something relevant from him...]

"Information about the cleaning team, or who you are, choose one of the two, I can temporarily keep your life..."

"I choose the former!"

[The unknown creature’s baby face was filled with a strange smile, and his extremely cooperative attitude suddenly gave me a chilling feeling in my back...]

"Where do you want to start?"

"What's your relationship with the cleaning team?"

"Um...lululu~ Then it's a long story..."

[The unknown creature raised its head with a smile, looking at the particle dagger hanging above its head, its eyes flickering slightly...]

"Some are cooperative relationships, some are servile relationships, and some are employment relationships. It depends on the situation and what to do..."

"Tell me specifically!"

[Since this kind of roundabout way of speaking usually comes from prisoners who are trying to delay time, so I added another sentence...]

"Let's talk about the cooperative relationship first. What part of the cooperation between you and the cleaning team is?"

"Oh? Lu~ It seems you don't understand what I mean..."

[The unknown creature patted its robotic arm and smiled meaningfully at me...]

"I mean, some of us work closely with the cleaning team, some are enslaved, and some have paid employment relationships. You should be able to understand this, right?"

"Oh~ So that's it..."

[I controlled the particle dagger to pass through the inhibition layer, and gently scratched the unknown creature's back. The scales on its body trembled for a moment, as if the hairs stood on end...]

"So what you're saying is that you still have a damn tribe? They all look just like you...weird?"

"Lulu~ Weirdness is relative..."

[The unknown creature shrank its neck and seemed to feel very uncomfortable with the tip of the knife on its back...]

"In our eyes, you are normal. On the contrary, you are the weird ones!"

"Haha, but do you know what is the weirdest thing?"

[With a fake smile on my face, I gently tapped the unknown creature on the back of the head with the tip of the knife...]

"The weirdest thing is that a blue light bug no bigger than a fingernail actually likes to call itself a human?"