I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[Of course, I have no intention of asking this question directly, because I know that if Uncle Wrench really wants to say it, he will definitely mention it in the future. There is no need for me to ask now, not to mention that there is already such a feasible solution in front of me. A high-level plan, I shouldn’t be distracted by other things...]

[Thinking of this, I already knew what was going on, so I just gave Wrench a thumbs up in appreciation and said, "Well done." Then I opened the door and got out of the car without hesitation, and looked towards Brother Squidward not far away with a smile. Strolling away, and in the process, he always used blood tide perception to pay attention to the surrounding movements to prevent his followers from doing tricks secretly...]

[Let nature take its course, I deliberately amplified the volume of my footsteps, and soon attracted Squidward's attention...]

"you…"

[When he saw that the person coming was me, he was stunned for a moment, and the next second his expression changed to the proud look he had when he first met him, completely missing the decadence and annoyance just now...]

"Humph!"

[What I didn’t expect was that he pretended to be cold and didn’t even say a word. He simply snorted and stood up to leave...]

"and many more!"

[While calling Brother Squidward, I slipped sideways and slid in front of him. Before he could speak, I unfolded the particle energy shield with a smile, blocking all his ways...]

"Chat?"

"Ah…"

[Squidward glanced contemptuously at the energy particles surrounding him and sneered...]

"You don't really think that particle energy alone can trap me, do you? Then you underestimate it..."

"I heard that you were abandoned by Norwegian civilization?"

"... "

[Squidward's expression froze, and a hint of sadness suddenly flashed in his eyes, but he rarely answered. He just looked at the particle energy shield behind me silently. He was silent for nearly a minute before speaking in a cold tone. One sentence...]

"You can't keep me, get out of the way!"

"I'm here to talk about cooperation!"

"Huh, I don't think there is any cooperation between us..."

"No, I don't allow you to scold yourself like this!"

[While responding with a smile, I condensed two living room chairs made of particle energy under his buttocks, and made an elegant gesture of invitation...]

"Haha, let's talk for a while first, because I have always felt that there should be some kind of misunderstanding between us, otherwise you wouldn't have been treating me like this since the competition, come on, sit down first, you're welcome..."

"it is good!"

[As if knowing that this trip cannot be avoided, Brother Squidward just flashed his eyes, squeezed out a smile that could not be more fake, and sat down on the chair...]

"I want to see what tricks you want to play!"

"Haha, what tricks do I have..."

[I smiled and shrugged, and sat down opposite him. The friendly look on my face was so fake that it made me vomit...]

"That's it. Dear Norwegian Destiny, I want to clarify my position and attitude first. First of all, I absolutely defend your right to speak freely. At the same time, I absolutely believe that you are a great man full of justice..."

"Haha, that's not what you said a few days ago!"

[I ignored Brother Squidward's sarcastic remarks, but continued to talk with a smile on his face...]

"Secondly, I want to apologize for all the misunderstandings and unpleasantness I had before. On the one hand, I hope that in the future we get along with you, you can forget about the past, forget about the past, and turn the page again. On the other hand, I want to... Make friends again!"

"Haha, you made me laugh..."

[Squidward mocked without hesitation...]

"I'm going to take the liberty to ask, is our relationship getting better? Since it's not getting better, why are you here talking to me about getting back on good terms with me? Huh, what do you want to do? You'd better just tell me directly, so that you don't feel disgusted with me now. It will also disgust you..."

"Whoo~"

[Seeing that Brother Squidward had reached this point, I naturally no longer wanted to be conceited. I immediately removed the fake smile on my face and returned to the indifferent expression I had at the beginning...]

"I'm here to discuss cooperation with you..."

"Oh, I guessed it..."

"Oh? How did you..."

"Oh, although I am also very unhappy..."

[Squidward rolled his eyes helplessly, pointed at the short-distance vehicle in the distance, and curled his lips...]

"You will show your vulnerable side in front of the people you hate the most, but the fact is that the more you want to hide from some things, the less you can hide from them. Otherwise, you wouldn't have appeared in front of me in this way." truth…"

"Actually, when you appeared in front of me without saying a single sarcastic word, I already knew your purpose. You must have determined it through my accidentally exposed appearance of a loser and the scar on my left eye. The fact that I was abandoned by Norwegian civilization is of course possible..."

[He pointed to his eyes meaningfully...]

"You have long been transplanted with the third-generation Eye of Destiny, so you immediately guessed how difficult my current situation is, but the vehicle will arrive at the docking area early tomorrow. As the owner, you, But you haven't gotten out of the car for a long time. This can only mean one thing. You were actually discussing with the Red River Destiny in the vehicle about how to deal with me..."

[Speaking of this, Brother Squidward suddenly took out a yellow paste-like object in the shape of an AA battery from his arms, stuffed it into his nostrils with a pop, and then took a deep breath. The next second, his The other nostril spurted out bursts of white smoke. At first glance, it looked as funny as the Bull Demon King getting angry when his nose was blocked. Even his subsequent tone was much more soothing...]

"But... Fanatic, I think the interesting thing is here. Maybe you feel sorry for me, or maybe out of guilt, the final result of the discussion between you and the Red River Destiny in the car turned out to be an olive branch to me. …”

[When the conversation changed, disdain flashed in his eyes...]

"Haha, you are not so naive as to think that I will follow you to a remote galaxy when I am down and out, right? To tell you the truth, even if I am abandoned by civilization, even if I will eventually become a puppet, I will not be able to do anything for the rest of my life. If I become a destined person again, I will not lower my status and go to a remote galaxy where birds do not poop and chickens do not lay eggs, because to a certain extent, going there is the real self-destruction!"

"Good for you!"

[Regarding Brother Squidward’s remarks that he will die outside the door of the upper class, I don’t know what to say other than an extremely speechless pandering. But after all, the guy in front of me is familiar with all the high-end technologies of civilization, so I No matter how stupid I am, I can't let this hard-won opportunity go in vain, so I said it with all my heart...]

"Then have you ever thought about another way to live?"