I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Captain, we are so lucky! We actually met the Earth's Destiny!!"

"Excuse me...are you single?"

"Can you tell me about what happened in the Helen Mountains? To be honest, I have heard many versions, but what I really want to hear is the one narrated by myself..."

"Dear Earth Destiny, your performance in the Helen's Mountains is really amazing. I can't describe the admiration in my heart with words. I can only..."

"This is the colorful mud fruit we just brought. You must not have this kind of snack in your hometown. You can try it..."

"Earth's Destiny, I want to know how you circumvent the mission area mechanism? This is really amazing..."

"To be honest, I did have a bias against those with mental destiny before, so I didn't think highly of you, but I have to admit that my idea is indeed too arbitrary..."

"Earth's Destiny, I am the first person in the music group to bet heavily on you!!"

"... "

Looking at the fanatical crowd that surrounded me like a sunflower and their constant noises, I suddenly felt helpless. I could only answer the questions bravely while using the tall figure of the body-transcending person to squeeze out of the crowd...

Coincidentally, I happened to see the Eagle-billed Bear squeeze out of the queue with a plate of snacks, so I turned around and gave Erha a look, then without hesitation abandoned the noisy people around me and greeted him as if nothing had happened. go up...

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, let's go..."

"Why are there so many people behind you?"

"Hey, isn't this because of the popularity of the people?"

"Huh? Which lady wasn't that day..."

"Yes, we just met by chance..."

"I see, then I'll go say hello..."

"What else are you going to do? The award ceremony is about to begin!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, then let's..."

"Let's go, don't waste time..."

"By the way, you just asked me to buy snacks, but when I went there it was already too late, and I only had this..."

"Uh, this..."

"Haha, Mr. Madman, this is a colored clay fruit. It is a specialty of our Luoer star. Your hometown must be..."

"You can eat it yourself, I have no appetite!"

……

We thought the awards ceremony would start soon, but we had to wait in the square for more than half an hour before the host came on stage and began to introduce the next process...

[-]. Summary of this competition…

Second, planning for the next competition...

[-]. Announcement of the list of outstanding performers + receiving awards...

[-]. Announcement of the list of star domain managers + receiving awards...

Five, the final winner receives the award...

[-]. Speech by Ruler Roll...

[-]. The award ceremony starts in half an hour...

It was obvious that the organizers had put a lot of thought into planning the event in order to prevent anyone from getting bored and leaving midway, but this also meant that I had to be bombarded by the swarms of bees and butterflies around me for a while before I could finish the event. …

"Hey, isn't this the Earth's Destiny?"

A sudden softly jumping male voice immediately silenced all the surrounding noises. At the same time, everyone's eyes shifted to a young man with several tentacles. When they saw him standing still, After the tentacle throne appeared, the crowd immediately became commotion...

"Ah, it's the Norwegian Destiny!"

"Oh my god, is that the throne of Norway? It's so handsome!"

"He seems to know the Earth Destiny?"

"Hmph, didn't you watch the game? They don't just know each other, they are also sworn enemies!"

"Look what you said, competition on the playing field and enemies in the real world are completely different things, okay?"

"No, it's the same thing, because some people are too small-minded to tell the difference between competition and enemies..."

"... "

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was almost brewing, Brother Squidward, who had already been sitting on the Tentacle Throne, just glanced majestically at the people at his feet, then set his eyes on me condescendingly, and said...

"I heard about what happened in the consciousness uploading hall. Although I hate you, I still have to... thank you!"

I looked at Brother Squidward, who was half a head taller than the podium, and the extremely pretentious tentacle throne under him. I suddenly didn’t know what to say, so I could only hold back the desire to complain in my heart. Replying to the previous sentence lightly...

"You're welcome, it's just a small matter!"

After saying that, I turned around and prepared to stay away from this area, but Brother Squidward said coldly...

"I haven't thanked you yet, why are you leaving?"

"I'll just take it as thank you..."

"No, you have to wait until I finish thanking you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, two tentacles suddenly descended from the sky, blocking the way forward in a criss-cross manner, causing the onlookers to scream or get excited, and they immediately pushed back as if they had rehearsed, and forcefully An open area half the size of a basketball court was drawn...

During this period, there were even people encouraging us to have a fight, or setting up gambling boards on the spot, which made the scene, which was already as noisy as a vegetable market, even more chaotic...

However, the commotion among the people at the scene seemed to greatly satisfy Squidward's vanity. He actually controlled the Tentacle Throne and slowly approached me with a sense of oppression. It was comparable to the scene of Godzilla going to sea...

"I heard that your nickname is a fanatic, and you have killed hundreds of millions of people on your hands. Haha, Mr. Fanatic, can you tell me how a murderer like you usually uses to kill people? Are you at peace with yourself? And how do you manage to have two consciousnesses in one person? After answering these two questions, you can leave..."

The former question was okay, because the onlookers had already heard about it during the game, so there was only a brief commotion and then quickly cooled down, but the latter was like a king bomb, directly What blew everyone away was that they fell on their backs because...

"What? How can a person have two consciousnesses?"

"Isn't this equivalent to cheating in the game?"

"How can two consciousnesses be cheating? The two have nothing to do with each other!"

"Yeah, can't you have a split personality?"

I originally thought that this topic would end here, but unexpectedly, an understanding king stood up at the scene. In addition to being thoughtful, there was also a hint of gloating on his face...

"No, no, no, the virtual models in the Helen'an Mountains are all fixed in advance, including the roles of the Destined Ones. If it is a split personality, then both personalities will definitely be transferred to the Helen'an Mountains, but because of the two Each personality comes from one head, so the original identity information and virtual model of the terminal can only be matched to one personality. In this way, the other personality will become a wandering state without identity, which is the legendary Ghost state!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, someone responded...

"What? Ghost state? Is it the bug that appeared in the first meeting of the Destined Ones?"

"Ah, I remembered it. Yes, during the first Destined People Conference, there was a Destined Person who suffered from schizophrenia. Doesn't this match the situation?"

"I see, so the reason why Earth's Destiny is so powerful is because he has a second personality in a ghost state, helping him in the Helen's Mountains?"

Whoa! ! ! !

The last words that clearly meant something came out, completely blowing up the scene. Public opinion became one-sided as expected. Even the members of the music group who had been pestering me before were silent at this time. , all the enthusiasm turned into indifference and disgust. Even the leader of the number one fan group turned his head quickly like a stranger, and left me with the group members without looking back...

It really is a wall that everyone is pushing against...

Seeing the sword of public opinion coming and going at the scene, the smile on Brother Squidward's face deepened a bit, but seeing that I didn't say anything from beginning to end, he increased his tone and pressed forward step by step...

"What? Why didn't you say anything? Are you feeling guilty because I caught you cheating? Humph! Is this the upbringing of you people on earth? I tell you, fanatic, you must give us a reasonable explanation today!"