I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"I'm interested in this name as soon as I hear it!"

【My eyes are burning hot...】

"I just hope it's not in name only..."

"Hehe, of course..."

【Xing Youjia responded casually, turned around and waved his hand at the Blood Tide, his eyes suddenly flashed...】

"Mr. Madman, this is the form of the Slayer!"

[As soon as I spoke, I widened my eyes and stared at the blood tide man who was rapidly deforming. I didn't dare to take my eyes away for a moment, because I knew that the one that could be introduced at the end must not be some parallel imports, especially...]

"Hi~"

[After taking a deep breath, I looked at the blood tide man who suddenly thinned into a skeleton, grew four auxiliary arms, and had clear facial features, and rolled my eyes to the sky, because isn't this the big devil Piccolo + the centipede? 】

[As if aware of my disapproval, after the transformation of the Blood Tide, Star Tourer controlled him to walk in front of me, and stretched out his haggard arms...]

"Mr. Madman, try it on?"

[He smiled meaningfully again...]

"Just hold the arm of the Bloodtide..."

[Seeing Xingyoujia's playful eyes, I didn't know what he was thinking, so I didn't hesitate too much, just took a deep breath, and decisively held the blood tide man's wet hand, and closed my eyes Prepared mentally...]

"let's start…"

"As you wish!"

[As soon as the voice fell, I felt as if I was suddenly pulled by someone, and I fell straight forward, and then countless sticky touches swarmed over, and I was able to catch me who was about to hit the ground. In a second, my whole body was wrapped in warm and squishy, ​​with a strong stench rushing straight into my nostrils, which made me almost faint on the spot...]

[Damn it, it's worse than the second child's reputation! 】

【However, just when I thought it was all over and was about to open my eyes, a large amount of slimy liquid suddenly poured into my nostrils, as if someone stuffed stinky tofu into your Tianling Cap, which forced me to open my mouth to breathe... 】

[But this is exactly what people said. As soon as I opened my mouth, more stinky mucus directly filled my mouth. At the same time, it seemed that something was drilling into the eardrums and eyelids. There were intensive peristalsis. The nausea and the fear of unknown invasion, not to mention the muscles that are constantly tensing and contracting, in short, the experience is so poor that it is extraordinary...]

[What is surprising is that even though my body and body are covered in a large amount of stinky mucus, my throat and lungs are constantly tingling with the itching like worms crawling, and I can't even move or even open my eyes. , but I don't have any sense of suffocation or fear, it's just a little disgusting...]

【why? 】

[Because when the mucus just poured into the nasal cavity, I received some mysterious signal of goodwill. The feeling is hard to describe, just like you met a strange person on the side of the road. When passing by, or when four eyes collide, they will nod and smile at you, so at this time, you feel the kindness cast by strangers...]

[That’s right, the feeling above is what this biological signal that seems to have appeared in my brain out of nowhere came from nowhere, and what was conveyed to me...]

[However, this is where the weirdness lies. I obviously didn’t see any scene or hear any sound, but I can intuitively feel this unknown information, as well as a trace of comfort that I don’t know if it’s an illusion...]

[So that gradually, from the initial nervousness and uneasiness, I gradually let go of the guard in my heart, and began to slowly accept myself wrapped in foreign mucus, and even opened my limbs involuntarily, in an unexplainable way. Qing's inexplicable emotions, to try to accept the other party's entry...]

[After about a fencing effort, I seemed to be in the deep darkness and couldn't climb out. Suddenly I heard the sound from the outside world, there was a steady and slow breathing, a pounding heartbeat, and an unknown insect crawled over. Swish, and even the monkey head rolls when swallowing saliva, but unfortunately my eyes have not been opened yet, so I can't see the scene in front of me, and the source of these movements...]

[However, I soon realized that these movements were not from me, but from another intelligent creature in the room... Xingyoujia! 】

[In other words, with regard to hearing alone, I have already reached the realm of hearing the leaves and listening to the wind in Xiuxian novels, not to mention the several feelings that came later...]

[The first is the shell-shattering feeling of the joints of the limbs and the position of the spine. Don’t think that I just created a term. In fact, it is because this feeling is quite difficult to describe. If you must describe it, it is almost similar to thighs or arms, bending time or Standing on the ground for too long, you desperately want to relax your arms and thighs, or feel that you have been sitting for too long and want to go for a walk...]

[But it is such a simple matter, but there is a resistance coming from nowhere, like cement paste or eggshell wrapping, which locks your limbs and joints, making you unable to make any relaxation movements, but at this time…】

[With a "click", the shackles at the joints were opened. This is the broken shell I want to express! 】

[The second is the soreness of the muscles everywhere, as if you just finished a super-heavy strength training, and then suddenly stopped the soreness, the duration is very short, but it is indeed one of the few sensory stimuli today. , the best experience, after all, the sudden release after muscle contraction happens to be one of the important sources of dopamine secretion...]

[In other words, during the short period of fencing just now, my whole body muscles have undergone exercise or training strengthening that I can't imagine at all, otherwise it would not have been so intense, accompanied by a huge and refreshing feeling of soreness... 】

[Again, my sense of smell, and the ability to control my sense of smell, seem to have been greatly improved. Not only can I accurately locate the source of smells around me, but I can even actively block out the smells I don’t want...]

[At the same time, the mouth's ability to perceive temperature and humidity has also been unexpectedly improved. At least I can taste the smell of the air now, which is stench, hot and humid, and dry, mixed with a faint smell of dust...]

[Finally, my brain seems to be cleaner than before, as if someone took a brush and washed my brain from the beginning to the end... I feel refreshed!At the same time, he was full of energy as if he had just slept beautifully. In short, to describe it in one word... his head was brightened! 】

【Unfortunately, when I was still immersed in the comfortable feeling of every part of my body, an untimely reminder suddenly reached my ears...】

"Mr. Madman, you can open your eyes now!"