I don't have a system but I have a hammer

【Looking at his leaving back, I grinned, lit a cigarette, and began to puff away the smoke in my heart...】

【Heh, why am I so happy? 】

[One is because the false emperor did not forget the two quotas of body-breakers that he had promised before. You must know that he can take advantage of this invasion and choose to leave directly...]

[The second is because, since he was able to give me the quota of musicians so happily, it means that he has indeed left Luoerxing. He and Erha belonged to each other, but now, it's cheaper for me! 】

[Hehe, who can be unhappy? 】

[Thinking of this, the smile on my face became even bigger, and the speed of smoking couldn't help but speed up a bit...]

[However, before I finished smoking a cigarette, I received a message from Erha...]

(It’s really you! I’ve seen it outside, and people here all praise you for being amazing, but I think... isn’t the method used to treat those children a little too much?)

[I frowned and didn't answer, but I was thinking in my heart, should I find a chance to kill Erha...]

[Without getting a response, Erha sent another sentence...]

(You didn’t reply when I sent you a message just now, aren’t you okay now? Why didn’t you reply?)

[I subconsciously scanned the monitors above the hall, and curled my lips involuntarily...]

(My mind is a bit messed up now, I need to be alone for a quiet meeting, let's meet and talk later...)

[Seeing that I was about to turn off the idea communication while I was talking, Erha hurriedly added another sentence...]

(Don’t hang up, there is one more thing, I just overheard from the judge about the false emperor, I heard that he disappeared with those alien visitors, the judge led people to search the entire reception building, but couldn’t find it to their presence...)

[The tone paused, Erha hesitated for a moment, and expressed his guesses and concerns...]

(I estimate that there is a high probability that he has already taken advantage of the chaos and left this star cluster, so I am very worried now, whether the quota of body-breakers he promised you before will not be fulfilled...)

[It turned out that it was because of this matter, I suddenly realized, and replied to her in a brisk tone...]

(Don't worry, I've just negotiated with the official, and he said that we can arrange body-crossing surgery for us tonight, that is to say, by this time tomorrow, you will be able to regain a new body...)

[Unexpectedly, when Erha received this news, he fell into a brief silence. Only a little shortness of breath indicated that he was not at peace in his heart. After a long while, she finally Giving a trembling reply...]

(thanks!)

[After receiving these two words, I was about to end the call, but suddenly I remembered about the cleaning team, so after a brief deliberation, I imitated my second child's cheap appearance and pretended to be frivolous Made a joke...]

(Is it just a thank you? Hehe, this is too insincere, you know, I risked my life and paid the price of half a palm to get the qualifications of these two body climbers, and at the same time Thunderbolt defeated all the invading enemies, and this gained the attention of Emperor Jia, so that he would not directly break the contract before leaving the star cluster...)

[However, Erha seems a little disapproving of my unequivocal words...]

(You are not exaggerating about losing half of your hand, but whether the fake emperor breaks the contract has nothing to do with whether you can eliminate the enemy, because before you come out of the consciousness uploading box, he has already communicated with the outside world. The star guest is missing, so... If you want me to help you with something, you'd better just say it directly, don't beat around the bush...)

[Seeing her choosing to be explicit, I chuckled, and stopped hiding it, and directly stated my needs...]

(I remember that your Red River civilization seems to have the technology of memory extraction, right?)

(yes!)

[Erha happily agrees...]

(Before leaving Red River Star, I specially left you a memory extraction device so that you can go back to Earth to inquire about the enemy's intelligence. Why do you suddenly ask this?)

【I narrow my eyes slightly...】

(Oh~ nothing, just want to ask if you have another one? Or, do you have the blueprint of the memory extraction device? I just need such a one now...)

[Erha pondered for three or two seconds, and replied...]

(The organic pipeline has already been opened, let's meet and talk!)

(OK, you come down to me...)

(Huh? Why?)

(Because our social fear!)

【The effort of blowing up two public toilets, Erha put on a relaxed expression of gratitude, Shi Shiran came to the front, and the first sentence he spoke expressed his admiration for me...】

"This time, you have given face to the entire human civilization, and the outside world is now discussing your deeds..."

【I frowned, my face was very unhappy...】

"This group of bastards, isn't this clearly cheating me? Now that the enemy knows my identity, how can I..."

"what are you saying?"

[Erha's expression is a bit weird...]

"You're too sensitive. I'm talking about your performance in the Helianan Mountains. What can't be said? Oh~"

【It was only at the end that she finally came to her senses...】

"I know what you mean. Are you afraid that the outside world will know about your handling of the cleaning team? Hehe, don't worry, the Luoer people are not that stupid. You helped them solve such a big problem. How could they Will you tell the outside world about your deeds? Isn't this obviously harming you? But your methods are indeed a bit cruel..."

[As if she was afraid that I would be unhappy, she immediately changed the topic, and her words became lighter...]

"By the way, you probably don't know it yet. Now the outside world is spreading rumors that you are the first brain race to enter the sprint zone. At the same time, you have also achieved many outstanding achievements. For example, you are only on the first day. Eliminate nearly one-third of the destiny, for example, you are the first brain-type destiny to enter the danger zone, for example, you are the first contestant to use toxins and use giant beasts as mounts, and..."

"Almost done!"

[The more I listen to it, the more upset I feel. This shitty thing done by the fucking dick has something to do with me?Besides, isn't the virtual world just a fucking game?No one died after beating for a long time, what a joke?No matter how awesome it is, isn't it still lying in an artificial brain?Only if you are good in the real world can you be really good, is there any use for just showing off in the virtual world?So the second child is, at best, a…]

"Internet addiction boy! Have you heard of this term? No matter how good the game is, as long as there is no way to realize it, he is at best an Internet addict boy. Attention is only temporary, and only the benefits in real life are long-term." !"

【My expressionless pat storage box...】

"In the virtual world, there is no death. Everyone can give it a go. If you lose, the big deal is to do it all over again. But in the real world, if you make a wrong move, you end up in a box. So everything in the game is not worth boasting about, understand? "