I don't have a system but I have a hammer

As soon as the words fell, Bawanghua seemed to be excited to a certain point, and stared out of the tree hole with a pair of green eyes, and walked towards me unabashedly, with an excited look, I just shook my head when I saw it...

"Hey, think about it, the two of us are here..."

咊～咊～

The sharp wind brushing past my ears, as well as an extremely subtle sharp insect cry, immediately made me ecstatic. I turned my head and found that there was an extra tree next to me that was almost the same as the surrounding scenery, but it was twitching crazily. The color-changing lizard covering its body, and its head is emitting green smoke, obviously it was hit by Bawanghua's poisonous spitting trick just now...

"Damn, you really..."

"Step aside!"

Before I could react, the Overlord Flower flew past my eyes very quickly, stepped on the chameleon's head, and crushed it into a pulp with several feet, and finally lifted its remnant body , Facing my slightly twitching eyes, stuffed it into my mouth carelessly...

"Hey, hey, heh..."

While chewing, she glanced at me a little contemptuously, and sat directly on my back, pressing me down with chest tightness, shortness of breath + blood churning...

"Remember, if I want to do something to you, you won't have any room to resist, let alone struggle and escape. In my eyes, there is no difference between a man and a prey. Both can be conquered by violence." The reason why I don't use violence against you is because I think you are special, but please don't overestimate my patience..."

While talking, she suddenly bent down, stuck out her tongue very charmingly, and licked around my ears, which directly made me shiver and get goosebumps at the same time...

"Damn, go down..."

"Hmph, why should I listen to you?"

"I still have work to do!"

"It's just the two of us around here, what else do you have to do? Oh~ you're not talking about vigil, are you?"

Mentioning this, Bawanghua grinned mockingly...

"As far as I know, none of the mental races seem to have the ability to see night, so why do you think that you can help others watch the night in the Helianan Mountains? Just like the chameleon just now, if I didn't find out in advance, I'm afraid Already poisoned by its biological toxins..."

At this point, she was half lying on my head again, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing in an extremely ambiguous way.

"So let's forget about the night watch or something. Anyway, there are no people around here. Why don't we take advantage of this moment to make out and make out? By the way, don't feel abrupt. Think about it, I am in line with the aesthetics of you earthlings. You It's also in line with my taste, if we don't..."

"Sorry, I refuse..."

Seeing Bawanghua's words getting more and more outrageous, my eyes became ruthless, and without further ado, I stretched my legs and prepared to turn over and become the master, but the weight on my back was really hard to overturn, and in the end I could only meet her playful smile, extremely displeased. Willing to get down again, only the depression that is about to be kneaded is left in his eyes...

"Okay, okay, you go down, at worst, you will watch the night, and I will sleep, so the head office will do it?"

Seeing my impatient face, and even showing repulsion, Bawanghua's eyes suddenly turned cold, and she knocked me on the back of the head involuntarily...

"Hmph, do you think I'm really in such a hurry? It's just that sexual intercourse helps us secrete toxins, and there are no good candidates in front of us. Isn't this taking advantage of you?"

When I heard this, I immediately rolled my eyes...

"No need, we earthlings don't have the habit of pistoning in the wild, and I don't even have it. Besides, you don't need to use poison in the next few days, so you have enough time to make up for the shortfall of biological toxins. You don't need to In a way that seems like bullshit to me... Fuck!"

pop~

Bawanghua slapped my ass, with a gloomy face, she was about to scold something more, but my next sentence abruptly stopped the swear words she was about to say...

"Come down, come down, my teammate sent a message, it seems that there is something urgent..."

"You better tell the truth!"

Seeing my anxious expression, not acting like anything, Bawanghua curled her lips and left my back unwillingly...

"Oh shit…"

The moment my back was relaxed, I immediately got up and went into the tree hole as if I had been amnesty. While pointing to the Bawanghua flower that was licking my lips, I warned her not to approach, and began to communicate with Erha without barriers...

(What's wrong?)

(Only 3 minutes, let me make a long story short!)

(it is good!)

After sorting out the wording a bit, Erha spoke very quickly and began to share what she just overheard...

(First, good news. Your plan is very successful. So far, there are 370 people who died from eating poisonous meat, and 70.00% of them are guides. Most of them have been hungry all day. In addition, there are too many pieces of meat but it is not easy to preserve them, so they chose to eat them as soon as they received the pieces of meat from their teammates, which also led to the corpses of the guides everywhere around me now...)

(Secondly, the bad news is that quite a few people survived the poisonous meat incident, among them there are many powerful psychic and beast-like destiny, so you should have guessed it, now no matter whether they have been poisoned Meat, or those who have never got poisonous meat, all knew of your existence at the moment when the 340 nine people died. Although they will not deliberately look for you, I believe that as long as they meet you, they will definitely take you. You are the first target to be solved...)

(Third, it’s still bad news. Just now, I found a large team of more than [-] people. They searched for all the corpses of the executors who were poisoned along the road, and took away the original badges on them. That is to say, This group of people will have more stealth and self-healing opportunities, I think you need to start worrying about your situation...)

(Fourth, it’s still bad news. Just now, a three-person team entered the Dune Dune, and it’s less than two kilometers away from your position. By the way, there is a leg-type Destiny among them, and his teammate happens to be was a victim of this Poisonous Flesh incident, so you have to...)

Before the voice fell, I had already interrupted...

(Is there a fifth?)

(Um...no more...)

(Okay, then I hang up...uh...huh? There are 12 seconds left, so why don't you say something?)

(Pay attention to safety, hang up...)

(etc…)

(how?)

When there were less than eight seconds left in the chat, I suddenly remembered an extremely important matter, so I hurriedly began to expound on it...

(That Cinderella, you have to keep her. I left enough food for the two of you for a week. The reason will be explained later. Also, I once taught you how to make a bone dagger. Later, you dispose of the corpse Just a moment, I will bring back the salt, you can eat it when necessary...)

"Barrier-free communication is over!"