I don't have a system but I have a hammer

step, step, step

Fortunately, because the deep pit we are in is close to the transparent energy shield, and there are two deep pits that can be used for buffering at the front and back, so from the beginning to the end, no beast passed by our head, only There are billowing dust falling continuously, as well as continuous and dense vibrations that suffocate to the point that people can't wait to spit out their internal organs...

Seeing that my face was pale, I was about to vomit, and my whole body was breaking out in cold sweat, Bawanghua immediately became anxious, and without saying a word, she covered my whole body with a suit of fat, leaving only my mouth and nose for my breathing, and at the same time Still yelling...

"Hold on, hold on!"

I was covered tightly by the fat, how could I hear what Bawanghua was saying, I just felt dizzy and delirious, until she stuffed my head into two big jellybeans. So much relief...

But even so, I still couldn't hold back the nausea in my chest and abdomen. I vomited all the bitterness in my stomach on her chest with a "wow", and my legs became weak for a while, and I couldn't hold back anytime. Risk of collapsing to the ground...

"Hold on! It's almost over!"

Facing my bitterness, Bawanghua didn't show any dislike. She just hugged my head tightly and comforted me with her ears. Her caring appearance was comparable to a girl who hadn't met in ten years. Good Wife and Good Mother...

It's a pity that the animal horde outside won't end just because of a few words of comfort. The strong shock that pierces my brain is still going on. Apart from gritting my teeth and enduring it...

There is no other way!

And as time passed, my pupils began to gradually slacken, the things in front of me gradually blurred, and my eyelids became heavier. This is a sign that the vagus nerve has reached its limit, and it is also a sign that I am about to faint...

Oh shit!

……

Waking up again, as if in a lifetime, what greeted my eyes were two groups of QQ candies the size of a human head, and Bawanghua, who was humming an unknown song and was obviously in a good mood...

At this time, with the light of the original emblem on her head, she was squatting on the ground and working hard. In front of her was a pile of dead beast corpses. It seemed that she was counting and sorting out the spoils of tonight...

Erha and the gray-haired girl in the transparent energy cover are leaning against a tree and sleeping soundly at this time, and seem to know nothing about the beast tide just now, or everything that happened outside...

Adapting to the pain in my head and the soreness in the corners of my eyes, I stood up a little bit, and while kneading my tight temples, I recalled what happened just now. After a full minute of slowing down, I let out a breath of turbid air with lingering fear...

"Thank you for what happened just now..."

"Small things..."

Bawanghua grinned without raising her head...

"Does your head still hurt?"

"There's still a little more, but it's not a serious problem. I guess it will return to normal after a little sleep..."

"Hehe, that's not necessarily..."

Seeing my puzzled expression, she patted the corpse of the beast in front of her, explaining with a little sympathy...

"The reason why you fell into a coma, I guess, was caused by the infrasound waves emitted by the beast tide during the march, so although you seem to be fine on the surface, I can't guarantee whether your internal organs have ruptured, given the current medical condition , you have no way to detect your physical condition, so my suggestion to you is to use the original badge!"

As if she was afraid that I would not understand, she asked with a little concern...

"Otherwise, if you really wait for the bleeding, you may not even be able to use the original badge, and you will die on the spot..."

Faced with Bawang Hua's deep concern, I didn't pay much attention to it. I just kneaded and squeezed my bladder, met her extremely surprised gaze, got up and found a position a little farther away, and began to relax silently...

wow~

"Even if you don't believe what I said, you should at least rest for a while, or when the time comes...uh...what are you doing? Oh my god, you're so disgusting!!"

Yes, the Overlord Flower who originally wanted to preach, now has a disgusted face and furrowed brows...

why?

because she found out...

I'm catching my own piss in my hands while responding to what she just said...

"I didn't disbelieve what you said, on the contrary, I'm verifying what you just said..."

After taking a little urine, I patted the original badge on my forehead, and after emitting a strong light, I held the urine in front of my face and began to observe the ingredients inside...

Seeing me staring at the puddle of piss with all my attention, the concentrated appearance even gave people a sense of instant drinking it at any time, Bawanghua immediately took two steps back in disgust...

"Is this a custom of your earthlings?"

After spilling the urine, I breathed a sigh of relief, closed my eyes and covered my heart with my hands, while sensing the pulse, I explained...

"I checked my urine just now. The overall color is dark yellow, with a little white foam floating on it. Under the strong light, I can clearly see a little flocculent precipitation. This shows that I only have a slight protein leakage and a lack of water. There is no bladder bleeding, the above conditions plus normal urination, no foreign body blockage, procrastination or back tightness, indicating that the urinary tract is normal, and the kidneys do not have any rupture or bleeding..."

"Other than that, I didn't experience symptoms such as cold sweats, dry mouth, upset, rapid pulse or heart rate, shortness of breath, general fatigue, or fever, which means that my heart, liver, spleen, and lungs did not appear damaged or hemorrhage..."

After checking this, I already have a good idea of ​​my physical condition, but just in case, I put two hands on the upper and lower sides of the belly button, and started to massage my lower abdomen and stomach clockwise...

"There is no abdominal pain, nausea, bloating, or watery feeling, which proves that my digestive system is fine. Of course, the most objective thing is to look at the stool, so I just need to poop for a while to see if there is blood in it. You will know if there is internal bleeding in the digestive system..."

After doing this, I stepped forward to meet Bawanghua's inconceivably surprised eyes, looked directly at her, pointed to my head, my eyes were calm and calm like water...

"The next intracranial hemorrhage is the highlight. Mental depression, headache and dizziness, lethargy, tinnitus and auditory hallucinations, blurred vision, disturbance of consciousness, confusion of speech, I don't have any of the above symptoms, and now I need your help. Look at my eyes." Is there any bleeding, and is there any tremor in the pupils..."

At this time, Bawanghua was so surprised that she couldn't even speak. It wasn't until I urged her again that she could barely react. I started checking my pupils, and asked curious questions during the process...

"What you just said..."

"It's a way of self-examination!"

Seeing that her expression was normal, I knew I was fine, so I turned my head to avoid the strong light, and continued to explain while rubbing my irritated eyes...

"It's a kind of inspection method specially used to check whether I have internal bleeding. From now on, I should be fine. I just saved an original badge..."