I don't have a system but I have a hammer

At 12:30 in the morning, Erha left with a face full of frost, with a faint solemnity and sigh...

Watching her go away, I closed the doors and windows, tidied up the hygiene in the room, left the residence with calm steps, sat on the garden bench in front of the Alien Hospitality Building, counted the time and wiped a handful of AC algae on my body, While looking up at the starry sky, I began to swallow the clouds...

At exactly one o'clock, Xingyoujia arrived as promised, along with a strong man with a medal on his chest, a capable short hair, and an ultra-long vehicle suspended from the ground...

"Mr. Madman, please allow me to introduce, this is the manager of Central City, and also a senior star guardian. Because his work style and personal style are too tough, we all kindly call him..."

"Call me Judge!"

Before Xingyoujia finished his introduction, the judge stepped forward and gave me a simple chest-beating ceremony...

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Madman..."

"Nice to meet you too... er... Judge?"

Although this guy's nickname sounds like a second grader, I still imitated his appearance, returned a chest-beating salute, and pouted at the super long vehicle beside me...

"Then let's chat on the road?"

"no problem!"

...

The interior of the suspension vehicle is very simple, giving people a sense of simplicity of buying a naked car, but the space is very wide, even better than the super long Lincoln I have been riding in the early years, but the disadvantages are also obvious...

That's right, there are no windows on the sides at all?I don’t know if it’s because the people of Luoer don’t need to enjoy the scenery at all, or because they simply don’t let me enjoy the scenery in order to prevent the leakage of secrets. In short, it makes me very depressed...

After all, I am in the same interior space as the extended Lincoln. It’s fine without the company of champagne beauties and exaggerated hip-hop music. I don’t even let me take a look at the scenery...

Ugh…

Rollers really don't know how to enjoy life at all...

Seeing me getting into the car, I started to look around curiously, shaking my head and sighing from time to time, Xingyoujia's eyes flashed strangely, and then gave the judge a look, as if signaling him to gossip, to break the dullness...

The latter naturally noticed Xingyoujia's eyes, so he coughed lightly and opened up the conversation...

"Mr. Madman, before meeting the Lord Ruler, I still need to confirm the purpose of your trip..."

I looked back, smiled and nodded...

"Oh, it's nothing serious, I just received a message from the will of the universe, which requires me to personally inform the Lord Ruler..."

"That party is inconvenient to disclose..."

"Sorry, it's not convenient!"

Seeing my friendly smile on my face, but my mouth sternly refusing, the two subconsciously looked at each other. It seemed that there was not much surprise, and they didn't continue on this topic afterwards, but...

"Sorry, we were too abrupt, we all forgot news of this level, we can't listen to it..."

Xingyoujia gave a nonchalant smile, then patted Judge on the shoulder and nodded to me...

"However, Mr. Madman, before the meeting, there are some precautions that you still need to know..."

"Of course, after all, when meeting a big shot, there are some procedural things that need to be paid attention to..."

I shrugged nonchalantly...

"So... which one of you will come first?"

The judge took over the conversation with a smirk on his face...

"Hehe, Mr. Madman is really quick to talk. In fact, there are not many precautions, only a few..."

After a pause, he straightened his expression...

"First, after entering the basement, we will conduct a simple body check on you. At that time, we may need your biological samples. This is to confirm that there are no biological bombs implanted in your body..."

"Secondly, the ruler lives in seclusion all year round. Unless there is a special major event, otherwise, under normal circumstances, he will not take the initiative to meet strangers. Even if it is an appointment, he will be accompanied by several star guards..."

Before the words fell, Xingyoujia gave him a look without any trace, and then smiled at me as if nothing had happened...

"Because your situation is very special, so I specially applied for a private appointment with the Lord Ruler. His reply to me just now is, yes, but just in case, you need to wear a restriction bracelet..."

I nodded and accepted...

"What is the function of the restraint bracelet?"

The judge accepted the words with a blank face...

"Restriction bracelet, you can understand it as a physical paralysis device, which can adjust the range and degree of paralysis according to your needs. For example, if it is just for communication, then just in case, the restriction bracelet will hold your body below the neck. Paralyze the parts of the body, if you need to display items, then paralyze the parts below the waist..."

Although I knew that the other party did this just in case, I still frowned subconsciously, because no one likes the feeling of being out of control, let alone the remote control is still in the hands of a stranger...

Seeing my displeased face, Xingyoujia flashed his eyes and explained with a smile...

"Of course, Lord Ruler completely believes in Mr. Madman's character, so the restrictive bracelet is just a formality. Although it will be worn by you, it may not actually be turned on. It is just to let the star inspectors reassure those people That's all..."

Saying it this way makes people feel much more comfortable. Although the power of life and death is still in the hands of others, at least one hand can be freed to remove it, so...

"Okay, I see, is there anything else?"

"Oh, there are two more..."

The judge nodded and continued to explain...

"Thirdly, after entering the main center, the star inspector will ask you to take off all the clothes and equipment on your body, and change into our special inner suit, which will absorb the sweat, urine, and even feces from your body, But it's best not to try to defecate while walking, um...it's not easy to clean up..."

Although this guy was expressionless the whole time, when he said this, the corners of his eyes twitched involuntarily. Obviously, someone has done stupid things like walking and urinating...

"Fourth, and most importantly, the Lord Ruler has always been very sensitive to voices. He doesn't like loud noises from others, nor does he like too many body movements. So in this regard, I hope Mr. Madman can understand more..."

I nodded with a strange expression on my face. Although I knew it was impossible, I still wanted to ask a question...

"By the way, can I bring my cigarettes in?"

"You mean..."

"Oh, it's the one in my hand..."

I raised the cigarette case in my hand, shook it in front of the two of them, took out one without hesitation, lit it, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled it with great enjoyment. The judge on the other side frowned...

"Can this be brought in?"

"Tobacco? I'm afraid it won't work..."

"Oh, well, how long before we arrive?"

I thought it would take a long time to arrive. After all, it has only been 10 minutes since I boarded the car. Unexpectedly, Xingyou Jia smiled and wiped the door of the car with his hand, and made an invitation...

"It's here, Mr. Madman!"