I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Deep-set eye sockets, gray-black pupils, pale complexion, long and thin body, slender hands, long blue hair, the whole body is wrapped in a sleeveless black-blue robe, and the exposed skin is covered with light blue diffuse lines , like an anorexic patient who couldn't find any contraband, so he took a lot of Mr. Mighty + Blue Moon...

This is my first impression of Star Traveler...

Fortunately, I have always been perfect in the aspect of superficial skills. In addition, I have learned about the appearance and customs of the Luoer people through the information from Erha, so when I saw him for the first time, I was like Received the leader and said the welcome speech that had been prepared a long time ago...

"Hi, respected Star Tour Envoy, welcome to Honghe Star. I am number seven. You should have heard of it..."

Facing my enthusiasm, the star traveler just smiled faintly, then stretched out his thin and long gray middle finger, and gently left a wet mark on my forehead...

Feeling the coolness on my forehead, I suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, because Erha never mentioned this matter at all...

Also, who would have thought that when he came up, he would... bukkake?

However, in the next second, the imprint on the forehead quickly spread outward, and penetrated into the skin as quickly as an ant drilling a hole. This sudden stinging pain made me frowned, but I knew that the other party should have no malicious intentions, so I could only force myself Scratching his scalp, he continued to maintain a fake smile that could no longer be fake...

Seeing me keeping my composure the whole time, Xingyoushi's eyes flickered slightly, and he nodded calmly...

"Your concentration is good, at least you didn't lose your composure in front of me, that's good, Mr. Madman..."

I laughed unnaturally...

"I don't know what that was just now..."

"Communication algae!"

Star Tour makes a gentlemanly smile on his face...

"A kind of algae that can allow intelligent creatures to communicate without barriers. Of course, the effect is only one day..."

As soon as the subject changed, he glanced at the earth pit not far away, and the cigarette butts beside the earth pit, with a flash of meaning in his eyes...

"It seems that Mr. Madman is in trouble!"

……

……

After 10 minutes, the butterfly swims inside the animal and meets the cabin...

Everything in front of me is completely beyond my imagination, because the so-called reception cabin of Star Tourist, in my eyes, is no different from a subway car, except that the seat under the buttocks is not a chair, but a long and narrow one that exudes blue. Bone Bench with Chromatic Halo…

The most outrageous thing is the table in front of me. Damn it, where is the table? It’s a square box made up of densely packed ants, not to mention the guy who just poured me a drink is actually a black bear with a beak...

Uh... this bizarre world...

Seeing the surprise flashing in my eyes, the Star Tour Envoy seemed very satisfied with my expression, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he gently pushed the unknown drink on the table forward...

"Don't be surprised, Mr. Madman, since the development direction of Rolle's civilization has always been based on biotechnology, everything you see now is actually transformed by creatures on Rolle..."

I glanced at Xiaohong, who was also dull-eyed beside me, and glanced at the several yellow tadpoles swimming happily in the bone cup, resisting the shock in my heart and the feeling of nausea that I haven't had for a long time, and nodded calmly …

"It's really amazing, but I want to ask, your... uh... Butterfly Beast? Yes, Butterfly Beast, how does it perform space jump?"

The star tour envoy took a bite of the tadpole gracefully, and at the same time grinned slightly, showing half of his fangs...

"The Butterfly Beast cannot jump in space, but can only travel in the most basic void. Let me explain it this way. The reason why it took me seven days to come to the Red River Star is because our Xingyue port is too far away..."

Taking advantage of the gap between Xiaohong's daze, I poured all the tadpoles in my cup into her cup as if nothing had happened, and explained with a smile, "She prefers to drink this", and continued the words just now thoughtfully...

"You mean, you have built star jump ports that can jump in space in many places, but after leaving the port, you still can only fly at normal speed?"

The star traveler did not answer immediately, but waved to the bird-beaked bear standing beside him, and said in a low voice, "Pour another cup for Mr. Madman", and then gave the answer...

"Your understanding is completely correct. As early as 600 years ago, we established a trade relationship with the intelligent planet in the central region for hundreds of years. Until 300 years ago, we have expanded the scope of trade to the outer regions, so Xingyue Port has always been one of the important trade facilities..."

Seeing the tadpoles filling up again in the cup, my eyes flickered with gloom, and then I glanced at Xiao Hong, who had been dumbfounded for a long time, gritted my teeth, and took a big gulp...

Holding the grass, it's so fucking fishy! !

"Cough cough ~ then may I ask... cough cough ~ how long will it take us to go to the earth now?"

Seeing that my face was not very good-looking, the star tour envoy glanced at my cup and seemed to understand something, then turned his head and told the bird-beaked bear, "Go and see if there is any liquid water", and then answered unhurriedly The question just now...

"I don't know how far the Earth is from the Red River Star, so I can only find the Earth's position through the galaxies near the Red River Star, so I can't guarantee the time, and my main task this time is to invite you to the Destiny Conference , if you delay for too long, you may miss it..."

Seeing my face sinking like water, without saying a word, the star traveler thought for a moment, then smiled and comforted me...

"Of course, the so-called Destiny Conference is actually just a meeting for people with special identities. It is far less important than intelligent creatures on a planet, so even if you really miss it, there is nothing to regret. I will attend it next time. That's it, but every intelligent creature has the possibility of becoming a destiny, so on this basis, I will definitely send you back to Earth, please don't worry..."

Although I agree with his speech, I still feel uneasy because there is no specific time to return to Earth, but the current situation obviously has no other way, so I can only helplessly rub my temples...

"Oh, I hope the Earth is nearby..."

The star tour envoy smiled warmly, and changed the subject...

"Can you tell me why you are in such a hurry to return to Earth?"

I didn't refuse, and told everything as concisely as possible, and by the way, I also threw out some previous questions, hoping to get answers from this well-informed guy in front of me...

In fact, I did get the answer, but the appearance of this answer once again proved how important "reading more books" is...

"Mr. Madman, it seems that you still don't know that the time flow rate of each galaxy is different, so the seven days you agreed on the earth may have only passed six days on the Red River Star..."