Pirates: Be the Master from the East China Sea

"What a rubbish game!"

Roach was very unhappy and pulled out the game disc, then angrily pinched it in half.

The title of the game is printed on the cover of the disc.

——Monkey’s doubts.

The reason why Roach bought this game CD at that time was actually very simple.

That is the protagonist of the game and his namesake.

This slightly aroused Luo Qi's interest. After all, it would be more immersive when the protagonist of the game has the same name as himself. And after looking at the main plot of the game, he found that this is indeed what he likes. That kind of thing.

It’s hard to say that the plot of this game is of a common type on the market.

To be precise, it was something Roach had never seen before.

The content of the main plot is probably that the protagonist Roach is a very unstable existence. Everyone and things involved with him will fall into the vortex of cause and effect, causing the entire world to be constantly reconstructed and lost. The difference between past, present and future.

A person can be split into countless individuals, and the past and future can interact simultaneously.

It's like a logical forbidden zone here.

The player's task is to restore the chaotic world to its initial normal state, and this requires the player to play the protagonist and adventure in countless reconstructed worlds in a way similar to time travel, and then collect the fragments of cause and effect bit by bit, and then use These fragments reassemble normal time and space.

When everything returns to normal, it is time for players to retire after their success.

The plot did give Luo Qi an unclear feeling.

So he was still very curious and ready to experience this game. However, when he actually started trying, he discovered that the design of this game was really a failure.

First of all, the most annoying thing is the plot.

The whole plot is very confusing. It can be regarded as a stream of consciousness at best. A normal evaluation can only be said to be a random fabrication. Luo Qi can only think that the plot of this crappy game is completely random without any brains. Randomly typed on the keyboard.

This kind of plot where the camera switches randomly and the narrative perspective jumps back and forth...

It’s probably a level that elementary school students can surpass in writing essays, right?

So although the graphics of the game are indeed very good, Roach became more and more impatient the more he played. Although at the beginning when the protagonist traveled through the world of One Piece, he played the plot of the protagonist entering the four emperors with great interest, but when the protagonist became a god When he fell again later, he really didn't have the patience to continue.

Because no matter how you look at it, the subsequent plot will just be ridiculous bullshit.

"No wonder the monkey is confused..."

Luo Qi spat angrily: "Now it seems that I am that monkey. You still want to pretend to be serious in this kind of garbage plot? Otherwise, the IQ of the creator is just a monkey, or the producer is using me Treated like a monkey..."

"No, what I said just now is not rigorous..."

Luo Qi couldn't bear the disgust of his game producer: "The only possibility is that the producer is treating me like a monkey. Otherwise, even a monkey's IQ wouldn't be able to write such a garbage plot." ?”

"It simply doesn't respect the players at all!"

“Absolutely bad review!”

Luo Qi couldn't help but stepped on the game disc that had been trampled on, and then he calmed down a little bit of the anger in his heart. It wasn't that he couldn't accept that he accidentally bought a garbage game, but what he was angry about was that he actually So much time wasted on this crap game.

What he hated was that he looked like a big fool for wasting so much time.

"The producers of this rubbish game will definitely laugh at me, right?"

Luo Qi said with a displeased look on his face: "You must be laughing at me for actually wasting time on this kind of garbage, just like an artificial retard, but then again, even I can't forgive myself now! "

"Why didn't I recognize the garbage nature of this broken game from the beginning?"

"Damn it! Damn it! It's absolutely abominable!"

Roach slapped the table angrily again, feeling that his body was as hot as fire. He first turned on the air conditioner in the room with the remote control, and then picked up the barbell placed in the corner of the room.

By repeatedly lifting the barbell, he tried to gradually calm down.

"Damn..."

"I feel like I can't calm down at all!"

"It looks like he's going to be burned to death!"

Roach dropped the barbell in his hand and started to circle around the room again: "Speaking of which, is the thing I just lifted called a dumbbell or a barbell? Is there any relationship between these two words? Are they describing the same object, or do they refer to two different objects? Why are dumbbells called dumbbells? Why are barbells called barbells?"

"Wait a minute, is there really such an official name as barbell? Is this just a wrong name that I randomly called out?"

"No, no, no! Why am I thinking about this?!"

Roach shook his head vigorously, as if to get rid of those messy thoughts: "What on earth is going on with me? Why do I get into these horns? Am I really a bully?"

"Forget it, let's play another game to divert our attention."

"That's right, just do it!"

So with the idea of ​​diverting his attention, Luo Qi inserted a new game disc.

It is a love development game.

"Luo Qijun, I have a secret to tell you."

"what?"

"I..." The beautiful girl looked back at the sunset, showing a clean and hearty smile: "I seem to have fallen in love with you. Are you willing to be my lover?"

"I am willing!"

Following the hero's firm reply, the two hugged each other tightly.

This is the end of the game.

"The side mission known as hell difficulty turned out to be surprisingly easy in the end." Luo Qi stretched out on the back of his chair and casually ejected the game CD from his computer: "Those guys who are stuck at this step are all stupid. Pen?"

He muttered a few words to himself and turned to look at the clock on the wall.

The hour hand is pointing to twelve o'clock.

"It's quite early, so let's eat first." Luo Qi dug out two packs of instant noodles and prepared to make do with them as a late night snack. While waiting for the hot water to boil, he had already started to choose the next dish. games to play.

Roach is a gaming podcaster.

Originally, he had been making a living by selling models online, but he often made video tutorials on how to develop games. Later, he became a popular podcast on a certain platform. From then on, he officially signed a contract and turned his side business into his main business.

The money he earned was enough to allow him to stay at home with peace of mind for the rest of his life.

Roach has always been a homebody.

He was born with a disability and never wanted to go out.He is tired of other people's contempt and sympathy, and prefers to be with his two-dimensional self. He has also made many like-minded netizens.

Then he just lived in his own circle.

But everything will change tonight!