Konoha: This ninja is strong but too despicable

Shanren simply packed up and went out carrying a shoulder bag.

Just now Qiangwei heard that she was going to eat, and a girl ran back home and said she wanted to change clothes.

Shanren had no choice but to pick her up after finishing cleaning up.

"Meow~"

The little pussy was sticking out of the bag. It was so cute that Shanren couldn't help but stroke it.

"Meow~"

The old cat also squeezed out of the bag and rubbed his head on Shanren's hand inadvertently.

Shanren retracted his hand, and the old cat's wish to be masturbated was in vain. He was caught off guard, and then became a little angry.

"What are you doing?"

"I still prefer the way you speak in human language..."

You are an old cat. Not only do you want to plow the land like a strong cat, but you also want to be cute like a kitten. Please figure out your positioning!

Shanren complained in his heart.

"I said Shanren, do you really want to take Qiangwei to have barbecue with you?"

Shanren smiled helplessly and looked at the old cat.

"Otherwise, you also saw her state just now. If I hadn't been clever, she might be in hell now."

The old cat pursed his lips, looking like he was watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

"What did I say, tell you not to be greedy? How about it, the white lily turned into a black rose?"

"Shut up for me!"

Shanren pressed the cat's head with his hand and stuffed it into the shoulder bag again.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything anymore. Anyway, Xiaomi and I are going to be alive. As for the job of shoveling shit, anyone can do it. Come on, Xiaomi."

"Meow~"

When Xiaomi heard this, the cat's head also shrank in. Shanren felt that his shoulder bag suddenly became heavier, and the two cats didn't know what was inside that was not suitable for kittens.

"Classmate Shanren~"

Shanren raised his head, and the wind blew gently, confusing Shanren's heartstrings.

Qiangwei changed into a white one-piece dress, and the lines on her body were vaguely visible. She had everything that should be there. How can netizens put it, she was pure and lusty.

The wind gently stirred the hem of her skirt, and the lace skirt swayed gently in the air, revealing the girl's smooth ankles and shapely calves.

Shanren is hungry for barbecue.

Rose's hair is now spread out, with a blooming snow-cut grass stuck in the golden hair, and purple stamens dotted among the white flowers. Together with the golden hair, it looks pure and elegant.

Shanren swallowed a mouthful of saliva, getting hungrier and hungrier.

At this time, I don’t remember the black aura, the yandere, the benevolence and the forgetfulness.

"Classmate Shanren, do I have anything on me?"

Qiangwei lowered her head, crossed her two little fingers, and said shyly.

"Ah, uh, no, no... I mean beautiful, beautiful, beautiful."

When Qiangwei heard this, her head lowered even more, her face turned red, and her hair accessories looked even more beautiful.

"Let's go have barbecue, hahaha."

Shanren only hated that he was single when he was in Blue Star, and he couldn't say anything sexy at this time.

"Okay."

Rose's silver bell-like voice said crisply.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Shanren felt severe pain in his left arm. The old cat stretched out his paw and scratched it, revealing three shallow marks.

"What are you doing?"

"I want you to wake up! Have you forgotten what happened an hour ago?"

Shanren recalled that the black terrifying appearance had been covered by the white figure now, and then showed a crazy smile,

"Hehe, it's okay, yandere is also a spoiled child."

The old cat shook his head. His dog son was hopeless. Forget it, being able to remain happy at the last moment of his life could be considered a meaningful life.

Along the way, Qiangwei and Shanren were far apart from each other. Sometimes their arms accidentally collided. Qiangwei retracted her hand as if she was electrocuted, and then slowly put it back.

Shanren was paralyzed by electricity. This was the first time he had seen such a powerful thunder escape. It was even stronger than Mr. Hatake's.

The most important thing is that Mr. Hatake electrocutes the trees, while the rose electrocutes the heart.

The two of them walked slowly on the street, attracting the attention of the surrounding people from time to time.

Konoha Village is neither small nor big.

The merchants on this street have nothing to do and always like to observe the people passing by.

The combination of two people and two cats naturally attracted countless attention, even from children.

"Look at that sister, she's so beautiful."

"That brother is also very handsome."

"Mom, mom, is this the match made in heaven that others say?"

"Go, go, go, what does a kid know? Have you finished your work in the store and done your homework from the ninja school? Come in quickly!"

Whose child is this? He’s so cute. If you can talk, please talk more.

"But this girl is really handsome. Isn't she the girl from the flower shop? She doesn't go out very often. I didn't expect her to be so pretty."

"That young man is not bad. Hey, youth is good."

"Hmph~ Don't look at that boy's good looks, but he has a dark heart, especially his weapons store. It's a dark store. You can't buy anything from him in the future!"

Um?A dissonant sound suddenly appeared in the discussion. Shanren frowned and saw that it was none other than the uncle who had dug through his wallet and pants and couldn't get a few hundred taels.

"Hey, who do I think this is? Isn't this the uncle who came to my store before?"

When the uncle saw Shanren coming over, his eyes quickly shrank.

"Hmph, your weapons are nothing special. They are just opportunistic things. Even my children don't like them."

The uncle's mouth was hardened.

"Oh, so your child did well when he graduated?

Did you pass the assessment?

Have you become a genin?

Did you perform the mission?

When will you be promoted to chuunin? "

Shanren asked five questions in succession, leaving the uncle speechless.

"Child...Child, I don't care about his affairs. Besides, Chuunin, it's so easy to advance to Chunin? You don't also--"

Before the uncle finished speaking, Shanren immediately took out his bag and took out the honorary chuunin certificate from under the old cat's butt. This thing was useless, but the pretense was still effective.

"Honorary Chuunin?"

The uncle pulled it over, his eyes rolling around, and after looking at it for a while, he reluctantly looked up at Shanren.

"Honorary Chuunin? You?"

"Yes, it's down."

When the neighbors in the street saw the melons to eat, they immediately gathered around.

"I'll see, I'll see."

The piece of paper "Honorary Chuunin" was passed around among the crowd like a boat drifting in the sea.

"Oh, don't say it, it's true."

"Yes, it is signed by the Hokage himself. Is this fake?"

"This kid has only been a genin for a few days, right? He seems to be a talented person."

"Before, you said that people are always playing tricks and it won't make a difference."

"Go, go, go, I'm talking about this kid being smart since he was a child, what an ear."

The paper ran around in a circle and finally returned to Shanren's hand.

"Everyone, everyone, our store has recently released new products. It will be of great benefit to your children if you want to successfully graduate or advance to Chuunin. Don't miss it."

After Shanren finished showing off, he didn't forget to promote his store.

Black lines appeared on the uncle's face, and his mouth was wrinkled, unable to say anything sexy.

"Uncle, uncle."

"what?"

"New products are on the market. Considering our deep friendship, I will give you a [-]% discount. Don't forget to patronize."

The uncle's face turned red from holding back, and he glared at Shanren and was furious.

If the uncle's emotional changes are detected, defense breaking points +100.

"Okay, okay, I don't have time. I'm going to have barbecue with Qiangwei. Bye bye~"

The uncle clenched his fists and looked a little crazy.

"You really have a fever."

The old cat showed his head and said contemptuously.

"Tch, since you want to pursue excitement, of course you have to follow through to the end. Let's go eat barbecue!"

Shanren returned to Qiangwei while petting the cat and walked towards the store.