Konoha: This ninja is strong but too despicable

"The second match, Namikaze Minato VS Uzumaki Kushina!"

Here we come, here comes the main event.

These two people are not only the top two in strength in the ninja school, but also the top two in appearance. Only Shanren in this school can compete with them.

Not only the ninjas and the Third Hokage present, but also countless eyes outside the field cast expectant glances, waiting for this highest-level battle in the ninja school.

"Come on, Kushina, I won't show mercy!"

"what?"

Kushina was stunned for a moment, then hardened, her fist hardened.

She raised her fist, and a big tic-tac-toe exploded on her forehead. A strong aura erupted all over her body. Her hair floated upwards against gravity, and the flames burned around her like an entity.

"Exactly! Minato, are you ready to wake up?"

Minato took out a special kunai and looked at Kushina very seriously.

"Come on Kushina, I've always wanted to have a fair showdown with you!"

Fighting, fighting, domestic violence, etc. I like it the most!

Shanren looked like he was watching the fun and didn't mind the trouble, but he just regretted that he didn't have popcorn and happy water on hand.

"You two, please join forces to fight——"

Before the referee could finish speaking, Kushina instantly closed the distance and hit Minato with her fist.

The referee quickly stepped back, and the wind of the punch passed over his body.

Darling, is this going to kill someone?

"Watergate!"

"Kushina!"

5 minutes later...

"Water Gate~"

"Kushina~"

Shanren curled his lips and stared blankly at the scene in front of him.

His mouth seemed to be frozen, and his big eyes blinked.

Minato was seen squatting down slightly, holding Kushina in his arms.

Kushina was like an angry lion before, but now she was like a docile rabbit in Minato's arms.

"Aren't you hurt?"

"No, please... put me down quickly, there are so many people watching."

Kushina's face turned as red as a small pepper, and her voice suddenly became like a mosquito's hum.

Her eyebrows were lowered, and she glanced at Minato secretly from time to time.

I don’t care about Sister Li, my sister can’t stand it.

How on earth do you achieve this kind of position?

Zenito recalled that it seemed that Kushina's attack was fierce at first, but Minato's speed was too fast and his fists missed.

Kushina used the clone technique, and then Minato spun in the air and shot a shuriken.

Under the intensive shooting of shurikens, the clones were destroyed one by one. Seeing that his real body was about to be shot by shurikens, Minato almost teleported to Kushina's side and blocked the shurikens with kunai. The princess hugged and picked up Kushina.

Is this how ninjutsu is used?

Damn it, you are the athlete and referee, right?

"Minato, I, I lost..."

"Hahaha, don't say that, Kushina is also very powerful, she is already an outstanding ninja."

"It's annoying, I don't have it."

Kushina's shy little fist hit Minato's chest. Minato received a blunt blow and groaned.

"You are really young. I have experienced such a period of time."

The third generation looked at the sky, thinking of the time when he was young and frivolous, and then the gloomy face of Sarutobi Lake Biwa appeared in his mind, and the memory was rewinded in fear.

Zenin's teeth are almost broken. Minato, you're such a bushy-browed guy, you're so good at flirting with girls?

The actions of attracting bees and butterflies at the beginning were all intentional, right? What is this called, suppressing before promoting, pushing first and then pulling?Well done you.

In broad daylight, is there any royal law left?Where is the referee? What is the referee doing? #refereestatus

"Ahem", the referee cleared his throat. It seemed that there was no need to seal the seal of reconciliation. Looking at the two of them in this state, everyone present was redundant.

"I declare that Namikaze Minato wins!"

"it is good!"

Applause rained down from all around.

"This is the role model for ninjas!"

"Minato is such a gentleman, he is indeed the hope of the future of the ninja world!"

"That's it, that's it. Compared with the competition just now, this is the real showdown!"

"Minato, come here, let mommy hold you!"

"Child, please calm down, our child is still here."

The surrounding parents kept shouting, and the atmosphere at the scene reached a climax.

Forget it, don’t watch it, it’s boring.

Shanren suddenly found it boring. After asking the teacher for his own forehead protector, he left early.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same. I only think they are noisy.

Also, I’m really not sore.

...

"I am back!"

Shanren, who graduated successfully, returned to his home through the back door.

"You're back."

A cat was lying lazily on the ground, with a Konoha forehead protector around its neck, and a scar piercing its right eye.

He opened his left eye, glanced at Shanren, and replied casually.

ah?Can cats talk?

Shanren said that this is normal, this is the ninja world, and it is abnormal for a ninja cat not to speak.

The name of this tolerant cat is Meow Meow. It was left by his parents. When Shanren was young, he peed and pooped all the time, and the cat pooped and pooped him until he grew up. Shanren always treated him as a family member. of.

When Shanren was young, the weapons store was also managed by Ninja. To thank him, Shanren changed the name of the weapons store to Meow Meow Weapons Store.

People who come here can not only buy things, but also pet the cat, which is probably a beautiful thing.

"Look, I also have a forehead protector. From today on, I am a ninja of Konoha."

Shanren waved the forehead protector he got as if to show off, and the old cat closed his eyes.

"I had this thing 20 years ago."

The old cat yawned and then said,

"By the way, you'd better open the store quickly. There were many people waiting at the door just now."

It flicked its ears and then fell asleep again.

"No, don't you have a cat disease? Why don't you open the door for business? That's a lot of money!"

"I have more important things."

"What a cat——"

Um?Shanren was keenly aware that the old cat's hair was very smooth and moist today, and its closed mouth was slightly tilted, unable to hide its pride.

"Damn, I knew you were getting involved with the kid on the street next door again, you sneaky cat!

Based on your age, Xiaomi can call you grandpa, okay, so why don't you remove your hands...paws? "

"Hmph, don't use your human morals to restrain me, I'm a cat!

Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and open a store! "

It's not fair, every cat can have a second spring, and she didn't even see a shadow of mine.

Being kind and benevolent breaks the defense, and the defense breaking points increase...that's good.

If he could get extra points by breaking the defense, he would have already succeeded in Susanata Daibutsu by now.

Depressed, he untied the chain at the door of the store and opened the door.

Customers jumped in with very enthusiastic expressions.

"Finally the door is open, rush, rush!"

"Don't grab it, I got here first."

"You stepped on my foot!"

The huge flow of people rushed in and knocked Shanren back a few meters. He sat down on the ground and almost split into two pieces.

What are you doing, smashing up the store?

"Is that kunai, that kunai that can turn, in stock?"

"Yes, yes, that kunai, boss, I want ten of them!"

"Twenty handfuls!"

"I want fifty!"

Shanren understood. Looking at the people coming, they seemed to be uncles and aunts. Most of them were dressed as civilians, like the parents of the students who were watching just now.

There were some childish faces in the middle, and they looked like they were students from a ninja school.

It seems that my battle is really effective. These people are really, what they say is nice. What kind of battle is too despicable? At this time, they are not trying to buy my kunai.

Of course, everyone here is a guest. Shanren is a ninja and a businessman.

You are all here, how can you be worthy of yourself if I don’t let you bleed?

Shanren showed a smile unique to profiteers, looked at these customers who had transformed into Qixing species, and calmly stretched out two fingers.

"200 taels, one bottle."

"Fuck, 200 taels, why don't you grab it?"

"Too expensive, profiteer!"

"Well, I'm still a student, can it be cheaper?"