Konoha: This ninja is strong but too despicable

Damn Lucky Cat...

According to the law that the larger the immortal, the larger the body, this cat immortal is also huge.

Shanren stood in front and could only see the huge cat's feet.

He looked up and saw that with his fat figure and white cat body, he looked like a lucky cat.

The Cat Immortal's cat paws are raised high, like a lucky cat.

"Who is the person standing in front of me?"

"Return to the Cat Immortal, I am the God of Fire and Kindness."

"Shenhuo Shanren, such a familiar name..."

At this time, Meow Meow jumped in front,

"In reply to the Cat Immortal, he is my shit-sweeper."

"Why did you come to the Cat Fairy House today?"

Shanren was worried. He didn't know if he needed to go through a procedure. Can he just say that he wanted to learn the immortal mode?

"Replying to the Cat Immortal, he wants to learn the magic of the Cat Immortal House."

"Fairy magic?"

The Lucky Cat Sage's eyes moved downwards, and his movements were a bit mechanical. For a moment, Shanren felt that he was just a large Lucky Cat doll.

"Do you want to learn? I can leave it to you."

"Yes, of course I want to!"

I didn't expect this cat fairy to be so easy to talk to. It seems that he has the dignity of an old cat.

Shanren glanced at the old cat gratefully, but the next second he couldn't laugh anymore.

"The entry package is 3000 million taels, the advanced package is 6000 million taels, and the Cat Immortal special package is [-] million taels."

"?"

Is this what an immortal can say?

Other fairy caves don’t charge a fee, okay?

Look at the Toad Immortal and the Slug Immortal, which one of them will charge a fee?

Vulgar, really vulgar!

Looking at Shanren's disbelieving eyes, the old cat said helplessly,

"So I just asked you if you were ready. You said you were ready."

It turns out that “ready” means “have you prepared enough money?”

He can still get the 3000 million liang of charity, but the daimyo's money has not yet arrived, and he doesn't have that much liquidity now.

Shanren looked at this huge lucky cat and wished he could kill him. He would probably explode a lot of gold coins by then.

Seeing that the magic in front of him couldn't let him run away like this, Shanren gritted his teeth.

"Can installments be made?"

"Installation?"

The cat sage looked at Shanren seriously, and Shanren felt unsure. The ninja world probably hadn't said this in stages yet.

"Of course you can, meow!"

The Cat Immortal gave him a look, and the cat wearing glasses next to him nodded. Then Shanren watched him start to click the abacus beads.

After 2 minutes, the cat with eyes pushed his eyes,

"According to the calculation results, calculated based on 3 cents of interest and repaid in one year, that is, 12 monthly interest, 343 million taels need to be paid this month..."

Damn it, Shanren yelled, what kind of bank is this?

"343 million taels, right?"

Shanren took out the banknote from his pocket. He could still pay this amount directly.

I feel like I'm back to Blue Star, back to my days as a worker.

After seeing the banknote, the Cat Immortal smiled instantly.

"Thanks to this distinguished guest, you can now learn the magic of immortality, Miaomiao, just take him to the old elder."

"Yes."

The Lucky Cat's face changed so quickly that Shan Ren was caught off guard.

On the road, Lao Mao walked in front, and Shanren was still worried about his money.

"Old Cat, are you sure this is not a fraud group?"

The old cat turned back and rolled his eyes at him.

"What are you talking about? Will you still be given serious magic to cheat?"

"So I'm always doubting whether this magician of yours is serious or not..."

"Oh, my distinguished guest."

Before the old cat could take the lead, a real old cat was already greeting him on the road.

Is this the difference between charging money and not charging money?

Shanren sighed.

"Hello, I'm here to learn magic."

Shanren handed him his package ticket, and Lao Laomao looked at it closely for a long time, and then closed it.

"Come with me -"

Shanren was a little curious. Each type of magic has its own unique function.

Although they both absorb the natural energy of nature, their expression methods are different.

There is a special frog kumite in Mount Myoboku's senjutsu, which can hit the opponent without touching the opponent.

The senjutsu of Ryūchidō can even use the ninjutsu of inorganic reincarnation, which is the manipulation of inorganic objects.

I wonder if there are any special ninjutsu in this Cat Immortal’s cave?

Suddenly the old cat was stunned, then turned his head,

"What are you doing with me?"

"Aren't you going to teach me magic?"

"I don't remember."

"Depend on!"

Old man, I want you to explode gold coins!

Shanren rolled up his sleeves, but Lao Mao quickly stopped him.

"Here, the Great Elder has a bit of Alzheimer's..."

"Is this worthy of becoming a great elder?"

"No, the elders are arranged by age. He is the oldest, so he is the great elder."

"..."

Shanren was speechless. This immortal has been suffering from cat disease for a long time.

This is the entry-level package, right?

Shanren probably wouldn't have asked the great elder to teach him if he had spent more money.

"Great Elder, that's it. I'm here to learn the magic of immortality. You see, I've given you all the receipts. They're in your pocket."

"Ok?"

The old cat dug into his pocket and found the entry.

"Come with me, oh no, it's already here——"

Shanren looked in front of him, wasn't this just a cat nest?

There is a clear spring nearby, and the environment is good, but this cat's nest is really dirty and poor, and there is a special smell.

"What you have to do now is simulate the cat's movements."

"What?"

For a moment, Shanren felt that he had heard wrong.

No wonder this Cat Immortal Mansion has never been recorded in the ninja world. Not only do you have to pay tuition, but the learning methods are also so weird.

"Human, don't look at how crude this place is. This is the fastest way to learn magic."

Then he took his crutch and pointed to the spring.

"This is the place with the richest natural energy. If you can't absorb it, it's just because you don't have talent.

You have to try to become one with nature, and then find ways to use natural energy in imitation. "

"I see, so what's special about the Immortal Mode of Cat Immortal Mansion?"

Shanren is very curious, it would be better if there are some cool ways to use it.

"Ah? Who are you? Why are you asking me questions?"

Lao Laomao's cat disease happened again, and this time Shanren really didn't want to explain to him.

"Forget it, I'll figure it out myself."

When it comes to sage mode, the first step is definitely to sit quietly and absorb the natural energy from your surroundings.

The natural energy here is indeed rich, probably even in the Cat Immortal Mansion.

Shanren sat cross-legged and began to feel the energy of nature.

There was darkness in his mind at first. Shanren was surprised and meditative, throwing away his distracting thoughts and integrating himself into the environment.

Breeze, clear spring, cat nest, he is a part of nature.

Gradually, a green band of light floated in my mind, and it seemed so fleeting that it was difficult to grasp.

It seems like this is natural energy?

Shanren suppressed his inner excitement, imagined himself as the center of the vortex, and tried to attract the energy.

The energy became more and more dense, and Shanren saw a huge rod of energy swinging in the air in his mind.

I want to catch him, Shanren thought to himself, stretched out his hands, and grabbed him.

I caught the future!

"Meow!"

A shrill scream came, and Shanren was startled from his meditation. He saw the old cat jumping several steps and looking at Shanren warily.

"You grabbed my tail!"