Naruto dark night Shura

I'm not afraid of being ridiculous, I'm afraid of serious people being funny!

Hatake Sakumo's words made Uchiha Zhen laugh and roll on the ground.

The image of Kakashi solemnly calling Hatake Sakumo-nii filled his mind.

"I'll give you half a day off and solve those troublesome matters as soon as possible. I don't have much time to teach you."

Orochimaru was somewhat disgusted with Uchiha Makoto, who was smiling like an idiot like Jiraiya.

at the negotiation meeting.

Uchiha Zhen came to negotiate with the mission with a face beaten into panda eyes.

Nara Shikaku's first reaction when he saw Uchiha Sada was, who is this ugly guy?

When the other party greeted him, he realized that it was Uchiha Zhen. He lowered his voice and asked, "Zhen-kun, what's wrong with your face?"

"Ouch, I accidentally fell it!"

Uchiha Makoto was embarrassed to say that he was abused by Orochimaru, and he was slapped in the face without any treatment!

Nara Shikaku frowned and saw the two holes on the corners of Sai Uchiha's mouth, which were obviously from bites, "Then the holes in your mouth...were also caused by a fall?"

hiss~

Get angry about this!

This was bitten by Orochimaru's snake ninjutsu. He would bite wherever he caught him!

"Yeah, he fell on the mace and stabbed him!"

He obviously didn't believe this poor lying technique, but he didn't care about this kind of privacy issue. The focus was still on today's negotiation.

The envoys from the two countries have been looking for Uchiha Makoto in the past few days but have been unable to find anyone. They heard that it was a sudden illness. They were afraid that they had offended someone and were beaten to shame before they said this.

Look at that handsome little face before, and look at it now, one-eyed dragon, big painted face, what the hell are there two holes in the mouth, aren't you afraid of leaking when you talk?

"Dear envoys, I have made a list. Please check if there is any doubt. If not, let's negotiate the price and compensate you!"

Uchiha Zhen took out a one-meter-long list and handed it to the two of them and Nara Shikaku next to him.

When he saw the dense numbers on it, the Sand Ninja emissary spat out a mouthful of blood, and fainted on the spot.

"Come on, come on, medical ninja!"

"Quick, medical ninja."

Nara Shikaku's face didn't look very good, let alone the messenger, he felt dizzy after reading the detailed list!

After being treated by the medical ninja, the furious Sand Ninja messenger woke up, but his face was still extremely ugly.

"Uchiha Zhen, what do you mean? 3000 million for mental damage, 1000 million for medical treatment, 2000 million for psychological counseling, 500 million for nutrition, 500 million for lost work, 200 million for transportation, 7000 million for accommodation, and [-] million for food. Twelve million, funeral expenses are [-] million, and what are the funeral expenses?!"

The eyes of the Iwa Ninja envoy were red, and the hand holding the compensation list was shaking with so much force. They had agreed to give him [-] million before. Although an agreement had not been formed yet, they wanted to wait for the compensation to be completed before disclosing this matter. Go out and cause them civil unrest.

But what he never expected was that Uchiha Zhen directly doubled the compensation. He was so shameless that all the compensation was just a lie!

"Oh, you ninjas died during the transportation. Even if our positions are different, heroes regardless of their origins should have a decent funeral. You can't deny the expense!"

Uchiha Zhen didn't think there was anything wrong at all. When he was poor, he studied law by himself, sold insurance, and even messed with the supermarket aunt for three hours for two barrels of Lao Tan pickled cabbage noodles.

Money is sometimes regarded as dirt, but sometimes even if it is stained with shit, it still smells good!

"Before, it wasn't just material losses and ninja ransoms. Are you too insincere to do these now, or do you want to continue the war?"

The sand ninja messenger resisted the urge to tear Uchiha Zhen into pieces, and his voice was trembling when he spoke.

"You're right, it was the Hokage who said it. How about we give it as the Hokage said? The rest will be discounted. What do you think?"

Uchiha Zhen curled his lips and leaned back on the chair indifferently. Anyway, it was expected that they would not be able to start a war. He got a lot of information from Orochimaru, especially the economic status of each ninja village.

Although Nara Shikaku also thought of this method, he wanted to lose face and couldn't act like a blatant rogue like Uchiha Sahara.

Suddenly, he remembered his father's words before he died: You can't be too shameless, especially those who eat in front of the Hokage. Their family relies on their brains to eat, not their face!

Nara Tomokazu put down the list in his hand and cleared his throat. He couldn't hold back at this time. Uchiha Zhen had already started, so he naturally had to continue, "Actually, we can discuss and negotiate, and we can only talk after there is back and forth!"

"That's right, Chief Shikaku is right. If you don't accept my list, then just follow what the Hokage gave you! You should quickly give the money and take your ninjas back. If you stay in Konoha, I have to pay for accommodation and food. It’s a waste.”

Uchiha Zhen raised his eyebrows. They must be sent away today. If he doesn't send them away, the Shikaku clan leader may want to send him away. The look in his eyes mixed with resentment and wanting to eat people when they first met was too scary.

"You! I promise you, I hope you will sign the compensation agreement in person tonight."

With a few words, the envoy from Iwa Ninja Village left angrily.

Everyone can imagine how angry the other party is.

"Zhenjun, how did you make this list?!"

Nara Shikaku humbly asks for advice. Who gave you the courage to add these fees? Aren't you worried that the other party will regret it?

"Oh, well, not writing the air filtration fee is already a good sign. Let's negotiate! Don't be afraid of the wolf in front of us. As for the risks, we should not consider them!"

Uchiha Zhen stretched himself, he was so happy to be able to sit on a stool and rest.

......

In the dark cave, a black creature and white things were entangled together and merged into one!

"I was discovered. My name is Uchiha Sada. He is 7 years old this year. He went to the battlefield at the age of 6 without formal ninja training and opened three magatama. He is a rare genius."

Just like the hermaphrodite Zetsu recommended this outstanding Uchiha to an old man, once such a person joins them, they will be able to rescue their mother on the moon as soon as possible.

"Are you Uchiha? If you open the three magatama at such a young age, I believe it won't be long before you can touch a higher level of power." Even though the old man is old, the sharpness in his tone and the aura of a superior person are undeniable. " Find a way to let him touch the power of the kaleidoscope."

"Madara-sama, this is very difficult, he found me!" After Black Zetsu said, Bai Zetsu followed, "You can control his lifeline!"

"The seeds of pain have taken root and sprouted in his heart," Uchiha Madara asked calmly: "What is the most important thing in his heart? Get rid of it!"

Black Zetsu and White Zetsu both fell into a state of silence.

"Huh?" Uchiha Madara raised his head slightly, revealing a scarlet Sharingan.

Bai Zetsu's funny voice sounded in the cave, "It's money, Madara-sama. The most important thing for Uchiha Zhen is money! According to the information I investigated, all the fights on the battlefield this year by Uchiha Zhen were because of robbing corpses." The Sharingan was even opened because of this, and the Sand Ninja Village turned into a sand lizard during the mission and plundered half of the village's property."