Naruto dark night Shura
Chapter 69 I’m sick and I can’t do my job
"Zhen, let's talk about how you found out!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Hatake Sakumo came out to smooth things over in time. Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who were third-generation disciples, were supposed to do this kind of thing, but the two of them were more interested in watching the excitement than the other.
Not to mention trying to smooth things over, not adding fuel to the fire is already giving you face.
How did you find it?
How could he not notice a pair of eyes staring at him.
Even if you're not sure it's a human being, you'd still ask a great fairy to burn some paper money to drive away evil spirits!
This question is difficult to explain.
We can't directly say that that black and ugly guy is the most well-behaved son of Liu Dao.
Now, our ancestor Uchiha Madara is pretending to be the incarnation of his consciousness and comes to Uchiha to find a destined person!
After thinking about it, he suddenly had an idea and asked with a slightly embarrassed look: "Have you ever heard of the sixth sense?"
Seeing that no one was talking, he explained: "When a man cheats, his wife can always detect it immediately. This is the keen sixth sense. It does not belong to the category of logic, nor does it belong to the category of perception, but there is something there somewhere. Such a gut feeling.”
"All of you adults here who have married, after you have secretly searched for flowers, will you always be raped by your wife when you return home?"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The Third Hokage interrupted Uchiha Zhen's continued words, "Zhen, no need to go into such details, I can understand. You want to say that you don't know why you found someone intruding, but your intuition tells you that someone is around!"
He could understand Uchiha Makoto's metaphor best. Every time he went home after peeping, he always felt that he had discovered something in Lake Biwa, and his face looked scary. Is the sixth sense really so powerful?
Gifted? !
The Hokage understood it, how could they say they didn't? !
The problem is that of all of you here, only Hokage and Hatake Sakumo have families.
Hatake Sakumo's private life is not chaotic, so he naturally has no trouble in this regard.
"Zhen, you seem to know a lot about looking for flowers and asking willows!"
Orochimaru's words made Naruto's eyes light up. Could he be a member of the same camp? !
You are too young!
But this does not prevent him from having the heart of a mature man!
"Of course, many of our Uchiha sisters with fair skin, beauty and long legs beat up their boyfriends because of this!"
Uchiha Zhen told lies without drafting, and no one went to check which Uchiha man cheated on him.
Now that I’ve talked about the sixth sense, I don’t mind bringing up some more ridiculous things.
"I can't listen to your side of the matter, Nara Tomokazu, what do you say?"
Mito Menyan, who had been silent for a long time, said that he still had to consider things comprehensively, after all, it was related to the safety of the village.
"Zhen-kun and I had already formed a tacit understanding on the battlefield. When he looked at me, he conveyed the danger. We immediately formulated a capture plan, but it was interrupted by the sudden appearance of ANBU."
Nara told Ichigo exactly what happened just now, and emphasized that it was the sudden appearance of ANBU that made people run away.
The intruder escaped, it was the ANBU's fault, not their fault.
What Nara Tomokazu said was almost the same as what ANBU reported, plus Uchiha Zhen relied on...
The sixth sense can detect the intruder, so there should be no problem. The biggest problem now is to find this person and eliminate the threat.
"I understand. Now the whole village is on alert." Sandai sighed and gave the order: "Send more manpower to the mission. The war has just ended, especially since the genin are about to graduate. I don't want any accidents to happen."
"Zhen, I have been ordered by you as a special jounin to assist in the investigation." The Third Hokage issued an order, preparing to let Uchiha Zhen, who has a sensitive sixth sense, search for this intruder.
"No, no, no, Hokage-sama, I can't accept the order. I'm not qualified as a genin. How can I shoulder the position of a special jounin? Besides, I just came back from the battlefield and am still mentally ill. I need to recover for a while."
Good guy, this is just trying to take advantage of him!
When you become a special jounin, you have to work hard, and the pay is pitiful, not to mention the dangers.
Now that he is not short of money, he can become a commoner and inherit Orochimaru's legacy in a few years, tsk tsk tsk!
Everyone present was in an uproar, he was rejected!
Is he really sick?
Beating gongs and drums to ask for money from the Hokage, and then asking for money from Hinata, this doesn't look like someone who is mentally ill!
"You... don't want to contribute to Konoha?" The Third Hokage suddenly changed his color, exuding the aura of a strong man.
"I am willing to contribute to Konoha. This is not because I want to ask the mission for money, but I am really sick!"
Uchiha Zhen had a cunning expression on his face and glanced at Nara Tomokazu inadvertently.
As he spoke, Uchiha Zhen's face suddenly changed, his whole body turned pale and weak, his lips were tightly closed, his pupils were constricted, he was covering his heart and grabbing Orochimaru's trouser leg.
Orochimaru: "You..."
Hatake Sakumo: ...Really?
Nara Tomokazu: You can really pretend, it would be a waste if you were not thrown into the enemy's spyship.
"Hokage-sama, Zhen-kun... whenever you get excited, your whole body will... twitch, and you will feel weak... your mind... will also be unclear..."
It has never been so difficult for Nara Tomokazu to speak. He really couldn't make it up anymore. The problem was that Uchiha Zhen pretended to be too similar, so he had to bite the bullet and make it up.
Everyone was confused by Uchiha Zhen's operation, whether it was real or fake...it didn't look like fake!
"Old man, I'll take the first step!" Orochimaru picked up Uchiha Makoto and disappeared into the Hokage's office.
"I'll go take a look too." Nara Shikaku followed closely. He wanted to ask Uchiha Zhen how he planned to get the money. There was no way to steal [-] million from Hinata.
Nara Tomo and Feng Zhong are left alone, what is going on...
"Hokage-sama, ladies and gentlemen, I'm leaving now."
Orochimaru's mansion.
"Stop pretending!"
Uchiha Zhen was thrown onto a bed, and Orochimaru's hoarse and magnetic voice came to his ears.
The man who was originally pale and weak, with dilated pupils and was about to die, opened one eye. After making sure that no one was there, his face did not look ugly. He sat down on the operating bed, stretched out, and muttered: "I'm exhausted!"
"How did you act out the near-death situation so realistically?"
Orochimaru's curiosity about not wanting to be a special jounin was far less than that. After all, he could even tell that he was sick. He was speechless.
Jiraiya had never left him speechless before!
"How did Orochimaru-sama know that I was faking it?"
Uchiha Sada thought he had no flaws. How did he find out that he was faking it? Logically speaking, only Nara Tomokazu should understand his situation.
"Although you deceived everyone, you were too deliberate when you fell. Your first reaction should not be to grab my clothes, but to grab the floor." Orochimaru sat on a stool with his legs crossed and his chin Staring at him greedily, "And your teammates can hardly help you anymore."
"Is it so clumsy?" Uchiha Zhen was full of confidence at first. After Orochimaru pointed out the problem, he reflected that there was indeed a loophole, but he quickly put on a kind and obedient smile, "But... Orochimaru Didn’t your Excellency already help me hide everything and get through it?”
Seeing that the situation was not good, Hatake Sakumo came out to smooth things over in time. Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who were third-generation disciples, were supposed to do this kind of thing, but the two of them were more interested in watching the excitement than the other.
Not to mention trying to smooth things over, not adding fuel to the fire is already giving you face.
How did you find it?
How could he not notice a pair of eyes staring at him.
Even if you're not sure it's a human being, you'd still ask a great fairy to burn some paper money to drive away evil spirits!
This question is difficult to explain.
We can't directly say that that black and ugly guy is the most well-behaved son of Liu Dao.
Now, our ancestor Uchiha Madara is pretending to be the incarnation of his consciousness and comes to Uchiha to find a destined person!
After thinking about it, he suddenly had an idea and asked with a slightly embarrassed look: "Have you ever heard of the sixth sense?"
Seeing that no one was talking, he explained: "When a man cheats, his wife can always detect it immediately. This is the keen sixth sense. It does not belong to the category of logic, nor does it belong to the category of perception, but there is something there somewhere. Such a gut feeling.”
"All of you adults here who have married, after you have secretly searched for flowers, will you always be raped by your wife when you return home?"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The Third Hokage interrupted Uchiha Zhen's continued words, "Zhen, no need to go into such details, I can understand. You want to say that you don't know why you found someone intruding, but your intuition tells you that someone is around!"
He could understand Uchiha Makoto's metaphor best. Every time he went home after peeping, he always felt that he had discovered something in Lake Biwa, and his face looked scary. Is the sixth sense really so powerful?
Gifted? !
The Hokage understood it, how could they say they didn't? !
The problem is that of all of you here, only Hokage and Hatake Sakumo have families.
Hatake Sakumo's private life is not chaotic, so he naturally has no trouble in this regard.
"Zhen, you seem to know a lot about looking for flowers and asking willows!"
Orochimaru's words made Naruto's eyes light up. Could he be a member of the same camp? !
You are too young!
But this does not prevent him from having the heart of a mature man!
"Of course, many of our Uchiha sisters with fair skin, beauty and long legs beat up their boyfriends because of this!"
Uchiha Zhen told lies without drafting, and no one went to check which Uchiha man cheated on him.
Now that I’ve talked about the sixth sense, I don’t mind bringing up some more ridiculous things.
"I can't listen to your side of the matter, Nara Tomokazu, what do you say?"
Mito Menyan, who had been silent for a long time, said that he still had to consider things comprehensively, after all, it was related to the safety of the village.
"Zhen-kun and I had already formed a tacit understanding on the battlefield. When he looked at me, he conveyed the danger. We immediately formulated a capture plan, but it was interrupted by the sudden appearance of ANBU."
Nara told Ichigo exactly what happened just now, and emphasized that it was the sudden appearance of ANBU that made people run away.
The intruder escaped, it was the ANBU's fault, not their fault.
What Nara Tomokazu said was almost the same as what ANBU reported, plus Uchiha Zhen relied on...
The sixth sense can detect the intruder, so there should be no problem. The biggest problem now is to find this person and eliminate the threat.
"I understand. Now the whole village is on alert." Sandai sighed and gave the order: "Send more manpower to the mission. The war has just ended, especially since the genin are about to graduate. I don't want any accidents to happen."
"Zhen, I have been ordered by you as a special jounin to assist in the investigation." The Third Hokage issued an order, preparing to let Uchiha Zhen, who has a sensitive sixth sense, search for this intruder.
"No, no, no, Hokage-sama, I can't accept the order. I'm not qualified as a genin. How can I shoulder the position of a special jounin? Besides, I just came back from the battlefield and am still mentally ill. I need to recover for a while."
Good guy, this is just trying to take advantage of him!
When you become a special jounin, you have to work hard, and the pay is pitiful, not to mention the dangers.
Now that he is not short of money, he can become a commoner and inherit Orochimaru's legacy in a few years, tsk tsk tsk!
Everyone present was in an uproar, he was rejected!
Is he really sick?
Beating gongs and drums to ask for money from the Hokage, and then asking for money from Hinata, this doesn't look like someone who is mentally ill!
"You... don't want to contribute to Konoha?" The Third Hokage suddenly changed his color, exuding the aura of a strong man.
"I am willing to contribute to Konoha. This is not because I want to ask the mission for money, but I am really sick!"
Uchiha Zhen had a cunning expression on his face and glanced at Nara Tomokazu inadvertently.
As he spoke, Uchiha Zhen's face suddenly changed, his whole body turned pale and weak, his lips were tightly closed, his pupils were constricted, he was covering his heart and grabbing Orochimaru's trouser leg.
Orochimaru: "You..."
Hatake Sakumo: ...Really?
Nara Tomokazu: You can really pretend, it would be a waste if you were not thrown into the enemy's spyship.
"Hokage-sama, Zhen-kun... whenever you get excited, your whole body will... twitch, and you will feel weak... your mind... will also be unclear..."
It has never been so difficult for Nara Tomokazu to speak. He really couldn't make it up anymore. The problem was that Uchiha Zhen pretended to be too similar, so he had to bite the bullet and make it up.
Everyone was confused by Uchiha Zhen's operation, whether it was real or fake...it didn't look like fake!
"Old man, I'll take the first step!" Orochimaru picked up Uchiha Makoto and disappeared into the Hokage's office.
"I'll go take a look too." Nara Shikaku followed closely. He wanted to ask Uchiha Zhen how he planned to get the money. There was no way to steal [-] million from Hinata.
Nara Tomo and Feng Zhong are left alone, what is going on...
"Hokage-sama, ladies and gentlemen, I'm leaving now."
Orochimaru's mansion.
"Stop pretending!"
Uchiha Zhen was thrown onto a bed, and Orochimaru's hoarse and magnetic voice came to his ears.
The man who was originally pale and weak, with dilated pupils and was about to die, opened one eye. After making sure that no one was there, his face did not look ugly. He sat down on the operating bed, stretched out, and muttered: "I'm exhausted!"
"How did you act out the near-death situation so realistically?"
Orochimaru's curiosity about not wanting to be a special jounin was far less than that. After all, he could even tell that he was sick. He was speechless.
Jiraiya had never left him speechless before!
"How did Orochimaru-sama know that I was faking it?"
Uchiha Sada thought he had no flaws. How did he find out that he was faking it? Logically speaking, only Nara Tomokazu should understand his situation.
"Although you deceived everyone, you were too deliberate when you fell. Your first reaction should not be to grab my clothes, but to grab the floor." Orochimaru sat on a stool with his legs crossed and his chin Staring at him greedily, "And your teammates can hardly help you anymore."
"Is it so clumsy?" Uchiha Zhen was full of confidence at first. After Orochimaru pointed out the problem, he reflected that there was indeed a loophole, but he quickly put on a kind and obedient smile, "But... Orochimaru Didn’t your Excellency already help me hide everything and get through it?”
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