Naruto dark night Shura

After thinking about it, I only have this explanation.

From the moment he stepped into the Sound Ninja Village, he discovered that the yang was strong and the yin was weak, and the ratio of men to women was seriously unbalanced.

Although the Akatsuki organization is the same, Konan is still alive at least, but the woman seen here, Lin, is obviously lifeless, and there is another one named Uchiha Kage...forget it, we can't regard her as a woman.

"Hahahahahahahahaha." Senju Tobirama couldn't help but laugh. He saw Uchiha Zhen's face turned livid, and he was in a good mood. His heart twitching caused by anger was gone.

Uchiha Zhen:......(Zhen style grievance)

He is not solving this problem anymore. What is he talking about? In the adult world, it is just a matter of words. Why do you say it so clearly? He is not a fool, and it is not that he does not understand.

Uchiha Zhen took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome. If you insist on thanking me, you can give me a few more materials." Xie didn't seem to understand what Uchiha Zhen meant, and really thought he wanted to thank himself. Artists are all simply, not Likes to twist and turn.

"Hahaha, Scorpion, I advise you not to be angry with him, otherwise you will turn into a Scorpion doll again!" Orochimaru was done watching the excitement and started to come out to smooth things over. It seems that he will have fun in the future.

"Tch, shameless," Xie thought of his short stature and not even a finger, but then he thought of Orochimaru being abandoned by Itachi, and asked: "I heard that your son was killed by your son's brother? Was it a love killing?"

Uchiha Zhen:......

Orochimaru:......

"Scorpion, I'm curious where you heard about it?"

Where did he get all these gossipy conclusions? Wouldn't it be nice to be your artist quietly?

"Hahahahahahahahaha...haha...ha..." Senju Tobirama burst out of breath laughing again. He was already squatting on the ground and twitching, clutching his stomach, "I, I can't do it anymore, I’m going to the bathroom, hahahahaha!”

When he was alive, he had never been so happy after killing Quan Nai. A junior like Xie could handle it!

"Beginning of body art!" Xia took out a book. Under the large words was an unseemly cover picture. The author - Red-Eyed Rabbit, "This contains the emotional entanglements of your Uchiha and the current situation of your Sound Ninja Village. The current situation is very similar.”

Uchiha Zhen looked at the author's name. Then Tama's was Shisui!

What the hell is written on this ** thing!

Orochimaru took the book, flipped through the contents and quickly read through it without moving his lips. When he finally handed the book back to Scorpion, his eyes looked strange.

"Azhen, I admire Shisui very much. What is going on in his mind!" Shisui's pen name is Red-Eyed Rabbit. People close to them all know this. Orochimaru rarely admires others, even himself. I have never received this kind of praise when I wrote about making out in heaven.

"Shisui? The red-eyed rabbit is the Shunshen Shisui who has been dead for many years?" Scorpion couldn't help but be shocked. Is the person not dead?Didn't he hide in the Sound Ninja Village for so many years and never go out? Isn't this village such a good place for idlers?

"Yes, my son! Do you have any opinion?" Uchiha Makoto had veins popping on his forehead. He wanted to settle the score with Shisui. He was the least worried about the children, and it was really not easy to be a new father.

"Oh, no, do you know that your son is in love? By the way..." Xia began to flip through the book, and when he reached a third of the page, he held it up in front of him, "You must have several sons, Itachi. You abandoned Orochimaru for your eldest son Shisui, and you have a younger son Kimimaro who has a crush on your great eldest son Shisui, but his confession was rejected, and... Kabuto, he used to be my informant, I didn't expect him He is also your son, and he loves Shisui. In the end, he overpowers Itachi's younger brother out of love and hatred, and then the feud begins from here..."

Uchiha Zhen:......

What kind of idea does Tama have, is Shisui so narcissistic?

Kimimaro admires him, Itachi admires him, Kabuto also admires him...how on earth could he come up with such a stupid idea.

"I hope to meet this author. What does he look like? Is he an immortal?"

"I you******************, Uchiha Shisui******************!"

Uchiha Zhen was already vomiting fragrance. Senju Tobirama, who had just recovered and returned to the laboratory, heard Xia's description and couldn't stand it anymore. He held his hand on the wall and laughed wildly, as if he had suffered from half-step epilepsy.

Orochimaru couldn't help it anymore. This kid Shisui is so interesting, but then again, "Why would you buy this kind of book?"

"Do you think I really want to read it? Art, such big art, hehe, I was deceived by the title."

Xie was also speechless. He originally bought it just because he saw the word "art", but it turned out that it contained all kinds of ridiculous scenes about the Sound Ninja Village. The problem was that the more he read, the more he got into it!

Uchiha Zhen didn't want to continue this topic, so he took out a few white Zetsu bodies from the warehouse and threw them to Scorpion, and quickly chased them away. It was so embarrassing.

How could Shisui be so shameless? Such a story that he couldn't think of without Level [-] cerebral thrombosis made him write a book.

"Actually, you don't have to worry about it. The sales of this book are good, and Shisui is making a lot of money from these damn things he wrote."

Seeing Uchiha Zhen's ugly face, Orochimaru stopped laughing at him and quickly comforted him. For a cheap disciple like him, the power of money is powerful.

"My precious face has been completely ruined by Shisui." Uchiha Zhen leaned on the chair, showing his decadence. He had never been so social in his life.

"Hehehehe, children who were too sensible when they were young make people worry when they grow up. Kimimaro often got into trouble at school when he was a child, so he is very good when he grows up."

Speaking of Kimimaro, I still have some psychological comfort. Now he is more sensible, knows his job, and no longer commits fraud everywhere.

Back then, he and Shisui were in two major troubles, one was cheating on feelings and the other was cheating on money.

"Forget it, accept your fate! Who made me the father!" Uchiha Zhen no longer thinks about this problem. The most important thing now is to give birth to a batch of children.

When I was young, I never thought of this problem, but now I am dumbfounded.

......

Kabuto found Obito after getting information from Kimimaro. In addition to the tasks in the village, he also wanted to take Sasuke away and think about how to save his life.

"Haha, I'm very happy about the Fourth Ninja War you launched. I wonder if I have enough chips to participate?"

As he spoke, he quickly formed seals, and countless coffins emerged from the ground.

"Why do you think I will agree to you? These chips are not enough." Obito looked disdainful. He had the White Zetsu army and did not need these dead people to join him.

"Haha, what if it's these two?" The last two coffins rose from the ground, and Obito's expression changed suddenly when he saw them.