Konoha: My Liver Experience in the Ninja World

"Will of Fire Renewal" is only a week away.

There is no doubt that the contents inside are absolutely beneficial to Qianye.

This time, not only the students in the ninja school have to learn, but also the residents of Konoha.

Of course, there is no coercion on the surface.

However, Qianye will include it in the merit system.

If you can recite it proficiently, you can receive merit points.

To enter Konoha's administrative system, one must understand the essence of the will of fire.

High-pressure promotion is the worst policy, and lure is the best policy.

Knowing is the deep foundation.

Even if they didn't believe it at the beginning, after a long time, people will believe it in order to make themselves a member of the group and become the ruling class of Konoha.

When Konoha begins to expand, these people will spread around like fire.

In addition, you can also use entertainment to carry out cultural invasions of other countries and ninja villages.

Cultivate a group of leading parties and spiritual Konoha people in advance.

Doing so is conducive to the great unity of the ninja world in the future.

'Tsk tsk, I'm so kind. '

The level of culture and entertainment on Earth is a dimensionality reduction blow to this desert-like world!

Of course, Qianye wouldn't be so out of his mind to manage these things himself.

His golden finger is not an entertainment system.

He is only responsible for determining the direction, proposing ideas, and setting up projects, and the specific things will naturally be done by the people below.

That's enough.

"Tomorrow is another beautiful day. The only regret is that there is no beautiful maid to help me bathe and change clothes."

"Uchiha Chiya, you really have fallen."

Qianye opened his eyes, left the bathtub, put on his pajamas, lay down on the bed and quickly fell asleep.

While Qianye was sleeping soundly.

Tsunade, who used transfiguration to disguise his appearance, was sitting in a tavern on the street, next to Shizune holding a porpoise, who also used transfiguration for camouflage.

"Master Tsunade, you can't drink any more, you've already drank a lot today, it's getting late now, we should go back."

"Go back?" Tsunade picked up the small wine glass and drank the sake inside.

Inexplicably, what happened this morning resurfaced in her mind.

The jumping rhombic crystal is white and plump.

Damn Uchiha Chiya, evil Uchiha kid!

Acting as if nothing had happened!

Sure enough, Uchiha is the sworn enemy of the Senju Clan!

Tsunade slapped the wine glass on the table.

His eyes became fierce and dangerous, and he said in an indistinct voice: "Jing...Jing Yin, that's right, you're right, it's time to...go back!"

It is absolutely impossible for the princess of the Senshou family to escape the battle, she wants to let that evil Uchiha kid know the serious consequences of disturbing Princess Tsunade's sleep in the morning!

Tsunade staggered to his feet, almost knocking over the jug on the table.

"I...our elbow!"

winter!

Tsunade's forehead hit the door frame, and soon there was a red mark.

Shizune looked at Tsunade with hazy eyes, and exchanged glances with Tonto in his arms, and sighed in unison.

She just knew it was.

Shizune stepped forward to support Tsunade, and said to himself:

... "Hey, Tonto, what happened today, Tsunade-sama hasn't drunk so much for a long time."

"Speaking of which, Tsunade-sama is really serious. Next time, Tsunade-sama, if you are drinking so much, I will not care about you anymore." Shizune said non-threatening words in a vicious voice.

The dizzy Tsunade smirked: "It's okay, Shizune will be there every time."

If Shizune wasn't by his side, Tsunade wouldn't have drunk himself to death by himself.

When encountering real danger, Jing Yin will give her special hangover pills.

After all, the world is not as peaceful as it seems.

Shizune was helpless, frowned, and said with a smile: "Who made Tsunade-sama my family?"

Yes, Konoha is not her home.

Her home is where Tsunade-sama is.

"So, Tsunade-sama, where are we going now?"

Even though he was drunk, Tsunade did not forget his goal.

"Go find that bastard Uchiha kid! I must go and kill him!" At this moment, Tsunade's voice, which was as drunk as mud, was unprecedentedly clear and firm.

Then Tsunade looked at the street where double shadows appeared, and asked blankly:

"By the way, Jing Yin, how do I get to his house?"

Shizune looked down at Tsunade, and laughed twice:

"Let's go, Tsunade-sama, I'll take you to find Lord Fifth Hokage."

......

Shizune took the alcohol-smelling Tsunade back to the courtyard with great effort, Tsunade's eyes could no longer be opened.

Even so, Shizune can still hear Tsunade spit out words like 'evil Uchiha', 'treacherous Uchiha', 'damn Uchiha' from time to time.

"Master Tsunade really cares about Lord Fifth Hokage."

At least, when Tsunade was drunk, she never heard Master Tsunade say that to her.

Even Tsunade-sama's younger brother Senju Nawaki and her uncle Kato Dan are rarely mentioned.

'What did Fifth Hokage-sama do? Shizune looked at Tsunade, who thought he had a vicious face and gritted his teeth, but was actually grumbling, and felt a little jealous.

Summoned a shadow clone and washed it casually for Tsunade, most of the alcohol dissipated.

Shizune changed Tsunade into a loose robe, put her on the bed, closed the curtains, walked to the door, glanced at Tsunade who was sleeping deeply, his eyes completed the crescent moon, and said softly:

"Good night, Tsunade-sama."

pat.

The door of the room was closed, taking away the last glimmer of light in the corridor.

The room quickly fell silent.

Suddenly, a pair of eyes opened in this dark room.

It's Tsunade!

She hadn't fallen asleep at all.

Everything is her disguise, Shizune didn't expect Tsunade to pretend to be asleep when he was so drunk.

'Bastard... bastard brat, I'm here for revenge! '

A strong sense of excitement welled up in Tsunadeko's consciousness.

This is the season before revenge.

Revenge is a pleasant journey. As for the emptiness after revenge in the movie, I'm sorry, Tsunade thinks that thing can't appear on her body.

Shizune, unexpected, this is my battle plan, Tsunade Hime——

....Night attack!

Tsunade wanted to laugh with his hips on his hips, but his voice turned into a series of grunts of unknown meaning when he reached his throat.

It seems that it is too much to ask a drunk person to act normally.

Tsunade walked to the door according to his memory.

Hehe, this is me, Tsunade Hime, one of the Sannin!

Precise and elegant.

Tsunade shook his body, raised his arm and grabbed the handle, trying to twist it.

It turned out that the handle had been removed.

'Could it be that Shi Jing discovered my battle plan? '

Tsunade, whose head was about to turn into a lake of pulp, thought nonsensically.

However, with this alone, I, Tsunade Hime-sama, can't help me!

As an excellent ninja, you need multiple battle plans!

Now, it's PnB time!

The window battle plan begins.

From here, the Uchiha kid must not have thought of it!

Tsunade is like a sensitive drunk leopard, turning his head——

winter!

There was an intimate touch between the brain and the cold wall.

The pain made Tsunade temporarily sober, she returned to the bed according to her memory, and then rolled to the opposite side of the bed, successfully...

Turned over and fell under the bed.

Fortunately, Tsunade is plump, with enough fat to cover it, so it doesn't hurt very much.

Struggling to get up from the ground, he staggered towards the window.

This scene, this scene is accompanied by a dark BGM, Tsunade can leave the country without makeup.

wow.

The curtains were pulled back.

The soft moonlight shines in through the window.

Tsunade with disheveled hair looked up at the moon, his eyes sparkled like a little girl who saw candy:

"The moon is so beautiful."

No, I'm going to perform PnB now!

Let that bastard know the evil consequences of looking at a woman!

Tsunade pushed open the window, and thought he was quick to flip out, but his legs gave way, and he fell headlong into the flowers under the window.

Qianye, who was sleeping soundly, heard this unusual sound, and suddenly opened his eyes.

This is a good habit he developed after time travel.

As long as there is any strange movement, it will wake up immediately.

Qianye summoned a shadow clone pretending to be still sleeping, and the main body quietly came to the opposite side of the window, using the transformation technique to become an inconspicuous piece of furniture.

Afterwards, Qianye released his perception, but it was strange that he didn't perceive any murderous aura.

Instead, there was a group of Chakra sneaking close to the window.

Qianye's heart trembled slightly.

Being able to avoid the shadow guard's patrol and sneak under his window is enough to see how powerful the opponent's stealth ability is!

'Hehe, the skill of restraining interest is superb, but it is a bad move after all. '

The strength of the opponent is unknown, but since the opponent dares to play stealth combat, he can understand that the opponent is difficult to deal with.

The spells he has mastered are also unknown.

The best way to deal with it is not to leave or call the shadow guard, but to continue to lurk and wait for the opponent to make a move.

Because if you act at such a close distance, you will definitely be heard by the other party.

It will be bad then.

Now the enemy is clear and we are dark.

This is a great advantage.

Ninjas are crispy skins with high attack and low defense.

Even Kunai can kill a shadow!

.... After the opponent's shot, he will let this ninja taste the taste of saturated fire bombing!

outside the window.

The shadow guard looked at the drunken Tsunade, you look at me, I look at you.

Four eyes facing each other.

They didn't know whether they should stop it, or pretend they didn't see it.

"I think the moonlight is good tonight, and Hokage-sama should have a woman, what do you all think?"

"But that's Tsunade-sama, will it be..."

"Then are you going to stop it?"

One sentence successfully ended the chat.

They reached a consensus in a very short period of time, thinking that it is better to pretend that they don't know anything at this time.

Soon, a black figure appeared in front of the window.

Qianye stared intently, the chakra in his body could not wait to pour out!

The blond hair is messy, the facial features are three-dimensional and exquisite, the eyes are hazy and misty, two blobs of abnormal blushes rise on the cheeks, and there are a few petals on the forehead, which happen to cover the blue-purple mark. Look carefully Go, you can still see some mud prints.

This will raise two arms, five fingers are like claws, weakly scratching at the window once and for all, looking not very smart.

"This infiltrator is... Tsunade?!"

Qianye didn't expect that the unknown enemy he was waiting for with all his strength was Tsunade.

No wonder the Shadow Guard didn't notice, it turned out to be Tsunade.

And looking at her like this, she was obviously drunk.

So, what is this unfolding?

Tsunade, who was drunk, sneaked out of my window. It must not be revenge for what happened this morning, right?

Investigators who infiltrated secretly?

Qianye put this strange scene behind him, and gave orders to the shadow clone through illusion.

The shadow clone got up from the bed, came to the window, knocked on the window, and asked:

"Did Tsunade-senpai find me in the middle of the night for something?"

When Tsunade saw Qianye's smiling face, his anger was instantly full, and he slammed his hands on the glass limply:

"Bastard bastard, open the window quickly, my mother will fight you!"

Showdown? !

Could it be that they want to continue the bet? !

Qianye's eyes lit up, this is an excellent opportunity to get all of Tsunade's ninjutsu!

Although it is not good to bully a drunk drunk, but who made Qianye a kind and good person.

Think of it as helping Tsunade quit drinking.

After learning such a terrible lesson, Tsunade will not get himself drunk next time.

I'm such a good guy.

Qianye released the shadow avatar, took out the storage scroll, took out a video camera from inside, found the right angle to turn it on and set it up, then opened the window with a smile, and greeted with an enthusiastic voice:

"Ms. Tsunade, why don't you come in through the main entrance?"

It looked like a fox stealing a chicken.

"Whispering~" the sound of tongue snapping came out, "Let's fight to the death!"

Tsunade stretched out his arm and put it on Qianye's shoulder, wanting to roll in like this.

It has to be said that Tsunade is worthy of being a strong physicist, even if he is drunk like this, he is still alive and well.

Qianye was caught off guard, and was thrown to the ground by Tsunade.

This is a shame!

Qianye made a faltering sound and struggled desperately.

Seeing Qianye's desperate struggle, Tsunade laughed wildly, like a ferocious female devil.

Tsunade, whose brain was in a daze, thought that her battle plan was going smoothly, and in her mind, Qianye had already appeared begging for mercy.

Excited, he tightly hugged Qianye's head with both arms, wanting to suffocate Qianye to death with his special attack technique.

nnd!

Qianye found sadly that his physical strength was not as good as Tsunade's.

So, I couldn't break free!

'You forced me to do this! '

In order to survive, Qianye had no choice.

The suffocating feeling of being unable to breathe can only be understood by those who have personally experienced it.

Qianye became ruthless and bit down on the soft meat.

Suddenly, Tsunade's body stiffened suddenly, like an electric cat in an animation, and then shuddered and collapsed, followed by a strange sound from his throat.

The mouth of the sandalwood is slightly opened, and the breath is hot.

Then, the arms surrounding Qianye became even stronger.

It seemed as if he wanted to rub Qianye into his body.

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