Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Just when Yinyue made the request, the air suddenly became quiet.

For a while.

Before Yan Bai could respond, Uchiha Madara said with a cold face: "What? Do you dislike your biological father's love for you?"

As soon as these words came out, Mu Ye and Yinyue's bodies trembled.

Although Madara Uchiha had a cold face, his voice was obviously cheerful.

But both Mu Ye and Yinyue couldn't help but get goosebumps.

The dishes that have been torturing them for the past ten days or so came to mind.

For example, the stir-fried pig eyes have an average taste and a juicy texture. When you eat it, you can strongly feel a big bowl of eyes staring at you.

Stir-fried pig throat, stir-fried pig cardiovascular system, braised fish offal...

The taste is unique and the presentation is too scary.

The two children were silent, but Yan Bai said lightly: "Ban, don't scare the children."

Uchiha Madara slowly turned his head and said resentfully: "Am I scary?"

"The presentation of this dish is too ugly." Yan Bai said seriously.

Mu Ye and Yinyue had tears in their eyes.

However, I was moved for only three seconds before I heard Yan Bai continue: "If you have to eat this, you can use illusion to cover it up while ensuring the texture and taste."

Mu Ye and Yinyue: "..."

Silver Moon said faintly: "Mom, I miss your cooking. I really... I really miss it."

Uchiha Madara's "masterpiece" was swirling in his mind.

The mutton soup is so green that it’s hard to describe;

winter melon soup sprinkled with mint leaves;

……

Yinyue felt that her father understood cooking as alchemy...

Yan Bai chuckled, looked at Yin Yue lovingly, and said, "It's okay, Yin Yue, I understand your mood, I will cook from tomorrow."

Hearing these words, Mu Ye and Yinyue were so excited that tears filled their eyes.

Uchiha Madara showed a dissatisfied look, and just as he was about to speak, Yan Bai suddenly stretched out his hand and covered his mouth.

Yan Bai showed a gentle smile, "Ban, although you are trying your best to show the difference between you and me, the children should not be responsible for the negative consequences, don't you think?"

After saying that, Yan Bai let go of Uchiha Madara, and then looked at Mu Ye and Yin Yue with a smile.

"Children, don't be afraid, this is the last time..."

Mu Ye and Yinyue ate the dark food in front of them with tears in their eyes.

Although I didn’t eat much, I still ate anyway.

Wait until lunch is over.

Mu Ye and Yinyue ran away like frightened birds.

Yan Bai used his clone to handle the leftovers, while his main body was sitting by the narrow corridor with Uchiha Madara.

"Madara, we've already said it, and you know why I refused, right? I either hate you, or I just can't do it. Please stop acting like a rogue and help me share my worries."

Yan Bai sighed, "Look at how tired I am after you've been making so many noises these days."

Not only busy with official duties, but also busy with fighting...

Uchiha Madara snorted, "To be honest, if it weren't for you and Hashirama, what would life or death in Konoha have to do with me?"

"Madara, you were responsible for the establishment of Ninja Village. You were the clan leader at that time." Yan Bai poured wine for Uchiha Madara.

"But you also said, let Hashirama love the whole world. It's enough for me to keep my love for you alone. Didn't I do it?" Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai innocently, picked up the wine glass, road:

"I don't love the Fire Country, I don't love Konoha Ninja Village, I don't even love the Uchiha clan, and later I even stopped loving my last brother, Izuna... I gave all my love to him you……"

"Actually, I somewhat understand what you were thinking at that time. In that kind of environment, I am not suitable to be Hokage. No, it is not just unsuitable. If I become Hokage and face this kind of nonsense every day, It’s going to go crazy.”

"I won't build toilets all over the ninja world like you, I will directly unify them."

Uchiha Madara was too young at the time, and he only thought that his feelings were reciprocated. In the end, it was just Yan Bai's sweet words, just to make him feel relieved about the result of "not becoming Hokage."

So much so that Uchiha Madara's thinking changed rapidly, and every time he saw the "huge heads" on the Hokage Rock, his heart was full of funny expressions.

Even now, seeing Yan Bai dealing with the pile of files every day, Madara Uchiha feels uncomfortable.

WTF?

Which village in the Land of Fire is fighting, is it none of his business?Why should he care?

He is only responsible for protecting the country from invasion. Isn't this enough?

As for how to get rich and how to make life better, shouldn't it be a headache for those protected weaklings?

They have no value, so what use are they?

Isn’t protecting them just to let them play their due value?

"According to me, it's too easy to help you share your worries. Just leave it all to King Lin." Uchiha Madara drank all the wine in his hand and said with a ruthless face: "That child's heart is full of you, but He is also full of arrogance, so quickly let him go to your world of pupil arts to "study abroad for further study". When he comes back, he will take over the position of Hokage. You have been in this position for too long. You are tired and it is time to rest. "

After saying that, Uchiha Madara looked contented, "So you and I are not the same person at all. The only person I care about is you, but your heart is as broad as the sea and holds too many people."

When he said this, Uchiha Madara's expression turned slightly cold, and he complained: "Should I say you are a holy mother, or a playboy..."

Yan Bai's eyebrows jumped wildly.

Seeing Yan Bai raise his fist, Uchiha Madara didn't pay attention at all. He actually turned away and looked at the door of the studio connected to the living room.

Uchiha Madara whispered: "Um...is it really okay to just leave it alone?"

Uchiha Madara did not deliberately change any language to communicate with Yan Bai.

Because Yan Bai said that the old lady is proficient in hundreds of different languages. If you change the language, the old lady can still understand it.

These days, although Yan Bai fights back and forth with Uchiha Madara, there is no lack of communication at all, most of the time it is "eyeball" communication.

Old ladies are discussed very frequently.

Only then did Uchiha Madara understand Yan Bai's helplessness.

This old lady... is simply invincible. She has given up her real physical body and always exists in a spiritual body. She has the detailed information of all "players" and can take away all "players" who are logged in.

Even if the energy to run the virtual game is cut off, the old lady will not die. She must have a backup plan. She will take the body of a "player" and wait for the restart of the entire game world.

As long as the old lady is willing, even a speck of dust around her can be her.

Uchiha Madara only had to think about how he had worked so hard to fight a certain incarnation of the old lady and finally killed that incarnation.

As a result, the old lady quickly appeared next to her "body in the previous life" with another face, and then she applauded and calmly praised him: "What an amazing young man, great! I have high hopes for you!"

Just imagining it, this scene is very humorous...