Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Night falls.

Yan Bai sat in his hot spring pool, staring blankly at the scene in front of him.

The artificial hot spring soaks the skin, and the water mist blurs the vision.

Yan Bai's eyes never left Madara Uchiha, who was sitting not far from him and also immersed in the hot spring pool.

Amidst the sound of gurgling water, Yan Bai asked Madara Uchiha sincerely.

"Madara, after you returned to the ninja world, you take advantage of me to take a bath every day and soak in the bathtub with me. Don't you feel ashamed?"

"Didn't you say that you are a man? What are two men to be ashamed of?" Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai calmly, his gaze downwards, just looking at it so naturally.

Yan Bai was speechless.

It had been several days, and Uchiha Madara had been bathing with him calmly, without any hatred or other reactions. He looked at him as if he was admiring some kind of beautiful work of art.

"So, do you want to tell me now that you are not a man? Do you feel ashamed to be looked at by me like this every day?" Uchiha Madara lowered his eyes and never looked at Yan Bai, as if he refused to look directly at Yan Bai. s eyes.

"Well, I don't like it." Yan Bai said truthfully.

To be honest, Yan Bai felt nothing when being stared at by Madara Uchiha like this.

"What a surprise. I don't like it, but I still insist that I am a man." Uchiha Madara held up a handful of water with both hands and let the water flow slowly on his fingertips.

Yan Bai: "..."

It’s really annoying that no one believes the truth.

Fortunately, he was careful to hide it at the beginning. If he had known, he would have broken up with Madara then, and he would still beat him every time he saw him.

Yan Bai closed his eyes and leaned against the wall of the pool, listening to the sound of running water. He was no longer too lazy to argue with Madara Uchiha.

Yan Bai said he was a man;

As expected, Uchiha Madara asked, "Why are your pectoralis major muscles so exaggerated?"

Yan Bai said this was because of the irresistible illusion;

Uchiha Madara "You want to trick me into using the Eye Technique on you to make you a real man. I won't be fooled."

Yan Bai said, "Don't you think I'm a woman? You don't have any shame in coming in and washing with me?"

At this time, Uchiha Madara will say, "Aren't you a man?"

Anyway, while taking a bath, Madara Uchiha admitted that Yan Bai was a man.

Yan Bai knew that if he said, "Well, I'm a woman, get out of here right away."

Uchiha Madara will definitely say, "I've seen it so many times, I will definitely be responsible for you."

The two continued to talk...

Regarding this matter, let's just let it go...

No one can convince anyone.

That's it.

Anyway, it was Madara himself who felt uncomfortable when he watched for a long time.

If Uchiha Madara touches him, there will be a bathroom fight.

The original hot spring pool will directly turn into a blood pool.

In this situation, Uchiha Madara is always the one who gets beaten.

"You are always like this, with an indifferent look on your face." Uchiha Madara turned his face and said quietly: "That's why it makes people angry. However, for you who have gender cognitive disorder, it is normal for you to not care. Right?"

It had been a long time since Yan Bai heard about "gender cognitive disorder".

so annoying.

"You said before that there are many things that you want to do but haven't done yet, is this the one?" Yan Bai said casually.

"Ah ~ almost." Uchiha Madara admitted frankly.

"But this is very annoying." Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara.

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Madara just smiled, "Anyway, I haven't done this before, and you don't like me, so I have nothing to lose."

Yan Bai rolled his eyes.

I really... convinced him.

Uchiha Madara was still playing in the water and said: "I can be regarded as the person who knows your character best in the world."

"Other people may choose a mate based on their financial strength, appearance, age and other messy conditions."

"But you are different. You lack nothing. The so-called financial strength, appearance, age, are not what you need at all."

"Trying to make yourself stronger and better will not win your favor, because the so-called getting stronger and better is based on your own needs and has nothing to do with you. No matter how strong you are, Not as strong as you."

"Thinking about it from your point of view, why do you put so much thought and energy into adapting to me, a person who is completely useless to you?"

"I have passed the age of suspicion and arrogance. When I re-examine myself, I clearly find that becoming stronger is for myself and for myself to survive."

"Strength is not the reason why you might like me. Putting aside those fancy superficial appearances, what benefits can I bring to you? Material value or spiritual value?"

"No matter how many advantages I have, if I can't bring you any benefits, I have no advantages."

"From this perspective, if you pay so much without getting anything in return, of course you will get tired of it after a long time."

"So, I couldn't understand your pain before, but now, I understand."

heard here.

Yan Bai said with a puzzled look on his face: "You understand my pain, so... you come here and squeeze into the same bathtub with me every day?"

What Yan Bai didn't expect was that Uchiha Madara nodded, "No matter what I do, you can't agree to be with me, so I have to fight for some benefits for myself."

Yan Bai: "..."

"A person cannot be perfect, and everything cannot be perfect." Uchiha Madara looked at Yan Bai with a smile: "So, at the risk of making you annoying, I will achieve my little wish in an imperfect way. , I think it’s still a good deal.”

"A small wish?" Yan Bai had a look of passive protest on his face, but Uchiha Madara was very happy.

"Let me confess one more thing..." Uchiha Madara lowered his eyes and said: "I feel guilty about having to squeeze in the shower with you, but this can actually help me understand what I want. thing."

As he spoke, the smile on Uchiha Madara's face looked very beautiful in the mist-shrouded state.

"Yan Bai, stop fooling me with dreams. I'm not so stupid that I can't distinguish between reality and illusion."

"You don't need to force yourself to use dreams to please me. I will fight for what I want."

"Although I did something that I never dared to think about before, I was worried, but it was actually not as bad as I thought."

Yan Bai narrowed his eyes slightly.

Madara's meaning was obvious. He knew about the previous fooling but pretended not to know.

But he understands Yan Bai's concerns, and he has made it clear now. He only hopes that Yan Bai will stop creating illusory dreams for him if he doesn't want to.

"I'm not such a good person, so I can't force you to be with me." Madara murmured, "I just want to watch you quietly from the place closest to you, even if you are being yourself. You have no communication with me about anything, but as long as I can look at you, that's enough."