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Yan Bai and Nara Shikaku watched in silence as Jiraiya became drunk and crazy.

Jiraiya probably struggled with coding and didn't communicate much with others, but he talked a lot when he was drinking.

Especially in front of Yan Bai.

Yan Bai couldn't figure out whether Jiraiya did it on purpose or not.

Jiraiya's face was flushed, he was dancing around, drinking wine, and his saliva was still flying around.

"What is love? Hokage-sama, you actually know it, right?"

"Why can't you and Madara-sama achieve perfection? That's because the tools are fundamentally wrong. It should be a lock with a key, but how can the two keys be matched?"

"But does love have anything to do with tools? It doesn't matter. Love is a spiritual benefit."

"Marriage is actually a combination of interests, either spiritual interests or material interests. The former is called love and provides oneself with emotional value. The latter is called money worship and provides oneself with material value."

"What is love? Isn't it just that two people are happy together?"

"What is true love? Isn't it when two people are so happy that they can be together for the rest of their lives? Two people stick together for the rest of their lives and never get tired of each other. Are they still happy?"

As he said this, Jiraiya still frantically pulled Nara Shikaku, who looked embarrassed, "Tell me, is this kind of person difficult to find?"

Nara Shikaku opened his mouth and almost said "women are really troublesome", but seeing the single Jiraiya going crazy with alcohol, Nara Shikaku glanced at Yan Bai.

Yan Bai nodded towards Nara Shikaku, meaning to let Nara Shikaku follow Jiraiya first.

Nara Shikaku nodded quickly, "Is it very difficult?"

"That's right!" Jiraiya sighed loudly as expected, "It's too difficult, very difficult. It's so difficult to find the right person in the crowd. If you meet him, you're lucky. If you don't, it's normal."

"Isn't it possible to hide at home and wait for true love to knock on the door? You are thinking too much!"

"If you don't even try, how do you know if that person is suitable for you?"

"Like what is said in novels and dramas about fate bringing us together. What kind of fate? It's a delusion. Authors like us love to fool readers. Readers can write whatever they want to read..."

Yan Bai smiled and nodded, agreeing with this.

An author like Jiraiya who writes novels has never been in love yet, yet here he pretends to be a master of emotions.

What's the use of saying it so clearly that it makes people agree with it.

Tsunade still didn't like him.

Jiraiya was still "improvising", looking up to the sky and sighing, "There are so many chances and coincidences in reality. Maybe the most suitable person for you passes you face to face every day, but you don't know each other and don't communicate with each other for a long time. If you don’t, you’ll miss it.”

"After missing out, I still lament that I can't find love, and I don't even think about whether I took the initiative to find it..."

……

Yan Bai raised his eyebrows. The more he listened, the more he felt that Jiraiya was also complaining about Tsunade.

Next, Jiraiya began to popularize science. If you are ambiguous with many people and no one is in a relationship, it is the period to verify true love. As long as it is not a relationship, it is not cheating.

Jiraiya even told how he "collected materials" from those young ladies in Flower Street.

good guy...

Take material?

Jiraiya, who didn't go voyeuristically, wrote novels very well because of Konoha's involution culture.

If there are many best-selling books, Jiraiya will be very rich.

Jiraiya couldn't get Tsunade's love, but he could use money to rent love from the women in Flower Street, and when the time was up, the money and the goods were fulfilled.

So Jiraiya learned about various different styles of ladies through "collection", what kind of size they have, what kind of dimensions they have, what kind of personality they have, what kind of appearance they have...

No wonder, in Jiraiya’s Little Emperor’s Book series, the male protagonist always comes into contact with those types of women, including those who are good wives and mothers, some who are heroic and heroic, some who are charming and courteous, and some who are pure, cute and childish... …

Yan Bai thought to himself: No wonder Tsunade wanted to smash his mouth.

Tsunade would rather be single and wait for Orochimaru than marry Jiraiya.

Even if she doesn't marry Orochimaru, there are many young talents that Tsunade can choose from. She has beauty, figure, and a good family background. Jiraiya's character is simply amazing.

Originally, the edges and corners are not in harmony, but to break them in, you have to work hard, and if you work hard, it will take a long time, and it will be extremely painful.

People cannot change their own nature.

Why waste this time?

It's not easy to find someone you like, but you have to waste time trying to get along with someone you don't like. Isn't this a waste of time looking for someone you like?

After Jiraiya vented his anger, Yan Bai finally beat him awake.

The reason was that Jiraiya looked like he was about to vomit.

Yan Bai beat the vomit back to him before he vomited...

When Jiraiya was forced to sober up, Yan Bai didn't say a word about his weird remarks, but just told him that Lin, a child, got along too little with her peers. She needed friends of the same age, and she should be encouraged to spend more time with her peers. touch.

In Yan Bai's view, Nohara Lin's problem is not big. As long as she doesn't only have contact with Jiraiya all day long, it will definitely be much better.

As long as Nohara Lin discovers that except for her father, everyone else is a normal person;

As long as Nohara Lin discovered that the descriptions of men in her father's novels were all nonsense;

In this way, Nohara Lin's emotional path will be much smoother.

Even if Nohara Rin is not with Obito, she won't be scared away when she sees a man like she is now.

It didn't matter if she wanted to confess to Kakashi or fall in love with Metkai, they were both better than the current situation.

Sent Jiraiya away.

Yan Bai returned to the lounge in the office.

Scorpion went to find Orochimaru and he hasn't come back yet.

Yan Bai just sent someone from the ANBU to deliver some of the prepared seafood to Orochimaru and Xie.

It seemed like a considerate gesture.

On the one hand, it was Yan Bai who really cared about the children; on the other hand, it was Yan Bai who sent someone to see if Xia was with Orochimaru or had slipped out on his own.

The ANBU just sent a message that Scorpion was having lunch at Orochimaru's place, and it seemed that he had a thousand words to tell Orochimaru that he would not be back at all in a short time.

After confirming where Xie was, Yan Bai ignored him for the time being.

Standing in the reception room, Yan Bai sent Nara Shikaku to work, while he continued to sit next to the tea table and make tea.

Yan Bai said casually while making tea: "Quannai, you've been here for so long, do you plan to keep staring at me? Or do you want to see me for something?"

In fact, when Jiraiya was drunk and crazy, Izuna, the reincarnation of the dirty soil, came. He just hid his body and listened quietly to Jiraiya's nonsense.

After Yan Bai called.

Across the table from Yan Bai, a burst of sand and dust suddenly rose up. They gradually gathered into a human shape, and finally collapsed into the shape of Quan Nai.

As soon as he appeared, Quan Nai looked at Yan Bai with clear eyes and said, "I want to kill a child..."

Hearing this, Yan Bai stopped making tea and looked at Quan Nai with a strange expression, "Who?"

Izuna looked at Yan Bai steadily for several seconds before replying: "Itachi Uchiha."