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Back at the mausoleum, Uchiha Madara had indeed gotten up on his own.

However, Madara Uchiha did not get anxious when he woke up and could not see Yan Bai, as Senju Tobirama said.

After so many years, Uchiha Madara has seen through Yan Bai, and would never think that Yan Bai would leave without saying goodbye, nor would he think that there is anyone in the world who can kill Yan Bai.

When Madara Uchiha was waiting for Yan Bai to come home, he was so bored that he forced the two fattest cats in the house to fight.

Among the two cats, the yellow tabby cat is named Kagura, and the other calico cat is named Shengui. They are the two fattest cats among the siblings.

Uchiha Madara often said that they didn't like walking, and sooner or later they would die of obesity like their own father.

In order to extend their lifespan, Uchiha Madara often asked Sakurazuki to take them out for "exercise".

But these two fat cats couldn't be helped, and they could be left lying around anywhere. Yingyue didn't even bother to play with them.

Yan Bai thinks it's because every time Uchiha Madara enters the world of pupil arts, these two cats will sit on him hard. Madara is really old and overwhelmed, and he is embarrassed to say that he has to let these two cats Exercise more to lose weight.

The two cats, Kagura and Kamui, are very... fond of Uchiha Madara.

Whenever Uchiha Madara fell asleep, Kagura and Kamui would crawl next to him and let him hug him in his sleep.

For a while, Madara thought that he was being crushed by a ghost, but he found out that he was being crushed by a "dog." The tonnage of these two cats was comparable to that of medium-sized dogs.

then……

The first thing Yan Bai saw when he walked into the house was Uchiha Madara sitting in the living room with a serious face, surrounded by a lot of cats.

Uchiha Madara and the cats gathered around to watch the two fat cats fighting each other.

It's not even fair to say they were fighting each other.

Because Kagura and Shengui squatted opposite each other, raising a cat's paw at the same time, pushing the paw very slowly, and the slap was very perfunctory, but it was actually a soft high-five.

Push it forward with one palm from the left and push over with the palm from the right.

You take one shot, I take one shot, two fat cats fly a plane.

You clap two, I clap two, whoever doesn’t clap will have diarrhea...

This was the gentlest fight that Yan Bai had ever seen. The two cats were too fat to fight, but they couldn't disobey Niban, so they just thought of it and completed the task through paddling.

Although they really don't want to fight, for Madara's sake, they still take everyone's matter very seriously, because they all have airplane ears and look very alert.

At least, it's quite enjoyable to watch, but it doesn't look like a fight, it looks like a love affair.

However, acting cute in front of Uchiha Madara was risky.

Uchiha Madara was the first to see Yan Bai come home. Without saying a word, he beat up the two cats who were fighting half-heartedly, and then asked Yan Bai to heal them.

They had just been beaten half to death, but after being cured, Kagura and Kamui returned to Uchiha Madara and left to their own devices.

Uchiha Madara didn't ask Yan Bai where he was wandering around at night. He drank the black tea that Yan Bai brewed for him and ate very little. He said calmly: "Is there any way to make Kagura and Shengui go home?" Are you keeping your weight under control?”

Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara for a while, and then he suddenly smiled, "Yes."

As he spoke, Yan Bai took out two large bowls of noodles from the storage scroll. This is a new strategic material recently released by the agricultural department of Konoha Ninja Village - bowls of instant noodles.

Yan Bai asked the two cats Kagura and Shengui to stand on the instant noodles.

Let the other cats supervise them.

Whoever breaks the instant noodles first can only eat one meal a day.

If two people eat instant noodles at the same time, they will starve together.

If one cat wins, at least the winning cat will still have food to eat.

Of course, there is another option, which is to run ten laps around the mountain at high speed, which can eliminate the need to stand for instant noodles and get a normal meal amount.

Facts have proved that even the risk of starvation cannot stop these two cats from showing up.

Just like that, these two fat cats stood on the instant noodles with their bodies curled up, not even daring to move.

Look at the funny sight of those two fat cats.

Yan Bai looked at Ban with a smile, "Look~ I saved a lot of cat food."

Uchiha Madara, who was still a little angry, couldn't help but laugh, "You are really..."

Seeing Ban's rare gentle expression, Yan Bai couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.

Although in his original destiny, Uchiha Madara did survive longer than Senju Tobirama.

However, in the original destiny, Senju Tobirama died fighting the enemy, but in this version, Senju Tobirama died from exhaustion.

Uchiha Madara, on the other hand, has been in a happy mood for many years.

Seeing that Uchiha Madara was in a good mood, Yan Bai took the initiative to briefly explain what had happened since last night.

"Demigod?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, "How dare he bear this title..."

Speaking of the latter part, Uchiha Madara's voice became quieter, because when he saw Yan Bai smiling and saying nothing, he immediately thought that Hanzo must be miserable now.

Wash your hair with feces and urine, wash your hair with quicklime...

Even if Hanzo survives this time, he will still be bald for the rest of his life.

This is a double physical and psychological blow.

After chatting casually about what happened yesterday, the two of them put the topic behind them.

Next, Yan Bai supported Ban to meet some old friends.

Uchiha Izuna was completely ill in bed. She was still alive but unconscious. It was Kyuubi who was caring for her diligently.

Izuna has been devoting everything to the Uchiha clan and Konoha since he was young. In the end, he did not have a son or a half, and only Kyuubi stayed with him throughout his life.

Yan Bai will use the flying thunder god technique to bring Uchiha Madara over to visit Quan Na, but this is all he can do.

Yan Bai initially asked if he wanted to cure Quan Nai, but Madara stopped him.

Uchiha Madara said that Izuna was tired and let him rest.

It was a blessing to have Quan Na leave unconsciously in his sleep like this.

Over the years, Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara have seen off the clan leaders of various ninja clans, and now, the entire generation has begun to die.

Originally, Yan Bai wanted to go to the hospital to treat Qian Shu Feijian again, but Qian Shu Feijian righteously refused this time.

Now that Senju Tobirama has realized that he is about to become a burden to Orochimaru, it would be better to die as soon as possible.

After visiting the old guys, Uchiha Madara returned to the princess's mausoleum, and once again entered Yan Bai's eyeball world and continued to "play games."

Yan Bai was not in the mood to continue shopping because of Hanzo's incident.

After spending a few days just like this.

Orochimaru came again, this time to deliver the news of Tobirama's death.

After hearing the news, both Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara were silent for a long time.

Orochimaru did not look directly into their eyes and whispered: "Uncle asked me not to hold a funeral. He also said that you should not be too sad, as we will see each other again in the future."