Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

The kitchen was set up outside because Yan Bai didn't like his mausoleum to be full of oil fumes.

Under normal circumstances, Yan Bai would not let Madara Uchiha come into the kitchen to help.

Uchiha Madara was not happy at first, but then Yan Bai casually said a few nice words, and Uchiha Madara happily accepted this setting.

At this moment, smoke was curling up in the kitchen.

Yan Bai's clone was busy, and ninjutsu was flying around in the kitchen.

But Yan Bai himself was sitting on the threshold with Ying Mo in his arms.

While Yan Bai was stroking Ying Mo's completely white beard, he said earnestly: "Ying Mo, if you teach Orange to say that kind of thing, sooner or later Madara will find out."

Hearing these words, Ying Mo arched into Yan Bai's arms. Originally, she was used to stepping on her breasts, but Yan Bai's skin was so hard that it hurt all over her body. She changed positions several times, and finally stepped on her breasts. The area with the most clothing settled down.

The life of the rat is important, Yan Bai can't touch anything.

Sakura Mo suddenly sympathized with Uchiha Madara.

It's too awful!No wonder they are not together.

With this thought in mind, Ying Mo still responded squeakingly: "You won't be discovered, Orange is so stupid."

Yan Bai shook his head, "Orange is still a child. Don't teach it badly. It will find a wife and give birth to many children in the future."

Speaking of this, Yan Bai couldn't help but recall that Orange challenged Uchiha Madara head-on today.

Uchiha Madara was so provoked that he used the pupil technique on a cat.

Yan Bai also said at the time: Orange is just a little kitten, so forget it...

It's just a few more human words. Orange is just trying to be cute, but this little kitten's words are really irritating.

However, while Uchiha Madara said to Yan Bai, "I am an adult, of course I don't care about children," he hypnotized the orange and shaved two-thirds of its hair.

Except for the head, only a huge heart-shaped hair is left on the back of Orange, and most of the hair on its body has been shaved off.

After the orange woke up, Uchiha Madara placed it directly in front of the full-length mirror in the entrance hall before he started to curse.

The orange cat-eye stared at himself in the mirror in shock and dullness for an hour. His expression was as if he hadn't gone to bed in three days, and his expression was stiff and stuck.

Uchiha Madara often gave Orange a bath because he was always walking outside and wanted to climb Yanbai's coffin.

Other cats take a bath and it can be seen that the thick fur makes the cat puffy.

After Orange took a bath, she could see that the puffiness was all self-deception, the cat was still so fat.

Now, except for the cat face on the front of Orange, all its fur has fallen out. It is still very cute and fleshy. If you don’t look carefully, you would think that its fur is still there.

At that time, Yan Bai called Juzi next to him for at least three minutes, and then the child Juzi looked aggrieved and nestled into Yan Bai's arms for a while to be comforted.

Later, maybe Orange thought it was painful to be hugged by Yan Bai without the cat's fur, so he silently crawled into its cradle, remembering to cover his body with his own quilt.

From that time on, whenever Tachibana saw Uchiha Madara, he would nag with resentment, "Do you love me? Do you love me?"

Yan Bai touched Ying Mo's head and watched Ying Mo holding a nut in his arms and chewing it, with a loving smile on his face, "Where does this fruit come from? Are you sure it's not poisonous?"

Yingmo Zhizhizhi: "There are many strange squirrels in the forest. They always hide food for themselves and hide it in various places. I went to confirm it and it didn't remember where it hid the food at all. I asked the child They emptied all the warehouses it forgot about."

Yan Bai smiled without saying a word.

Ying Mo is always surprisingly reassuring, living a humble and long life...

Meals were prepared quickly.

while having dinner.

The restaurant was unusually quiet. Orange was "coaxed" to sleep by Uchiha Madara because it was too noisy. When Orochimaru saw Yan Bai, he first said hello, and then he seemed to have thought of something and got entangled.

Orochimaru was just too excited and said, "I hope my dad will accompany me to see it."

There were only two tickets, which obviously excluded Yan Bai from the beginning.

So much so that when he saw Yan Bai, Orochimaru didn't know how to explain it. If he had known, he would have let Madara and Yan Bai go.

Just like a child clumsily bought two movie tickets in order to get his parents together, but it turned out that the son went out on a date with me, and it was an accident for the mother.

Instead, Madara saw Orochimaru's entanglement and took the initiative to explain to Yan Bai: "This kid wants to ease the relationship, so he invited me to accompany him to the theater in the evening."

Yan Bai was surprised at first, and then said with a smile: "That's great, please be careful on the road."

Hearing these words, Orochimaru breathed a sigh of relief, just like in the world of pupil arts. He couldn't help but complain: "With dad here, where will you encounter any danger?"

This is a flattering word, said to please the old father.

However, Yan Bai said without changing his expression: "No, I want you to be careful not to hurt passers-by..."

Orochimaru:"……"

Mother's love is like water...soil is lost...

After dinner, Orochimaru calculated the time to travel with Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara didn't say anything along the way.

Uchiha Madara is used to being taciturn, and this is also true in the world of pupil arts. He is a freelancer, a workaholic, and a neighbor with extremely low emotional intelligence.

Therefore, unless necessary, Uchiha Madara would never take the initiative to communicate with Orochimaru normally.

When Madara takes the initiative to talk to Orochimaru, he usually says, "Son, do you want to dance too?" When Orochimaru hears this sentence now, he will urinate urgently reflexively.

However, Orochimaru has adapted to Madara's character. Orochimaru knows that Yan Bai really loves Uchiha Madara extremely, and Madara is doted on like this.

Ban doesn't like to talk if he doesn't like to talk, and Yan Bai never forces Ban to interact with others.

It doesn't matter if Ban doesn't make money, Yan Bai has never been short of money anyway.

However, Madara is surprisingly aggressive and extremely capable in any industry, and he is never short of money.

Therefore, it was after Orochimaru broke up with Madara that he deeply understood what it was like to be poor.

The two disguised themselves as an ordinary father and son and went to the Konoha Great Hall in silence.

There were a lot of people watching the show, and it seemed like the show was really popular.

The stage was decorated very magically, and some ninja family's genjutsu was used to add special effects.

Looking at the heated scene below, Uchiha Madara felt a little magical, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that he actually wanted to appreciate his own life.

"Dad, because your destruction of the Four Kingdoms has made you famous in the ninja world, in order to prevent the people from being afraid of you, the top management of Konoha thought of using this method to let the people know you in your non-combat form." Orochimaru finally accepted it. After 63 years of compulsory education, he could still see Konoha's purpose.

Tragic love stories are more likely to catch people's attention, and they can also make people remember that Shura in the ninja world also has such a touching side.

Uchiha Madara was noncommittal. He had a premonition that today's drama would be embarrassing.

This is one of the reasons why Uchiha Madara chose to watch with Orochimaru instead of letting Yan Bai watch.

Test the poison first before talking.

If the plot is really too toxic, it would be better not to let Yan Bai watch it.

However, when I saw the actors performing on stage at the beginning.

Uchiha Madara started to want to complain.

The actors who play the characters are all ninjas who know ninjutsu, and they all use transformation techniques.

However, perhaps because the senior management deliberately concealed it, the face of the actor who played Uchiha Madara was changed to look like Izuna.

There was no way, Uchiha Madara was unwilling to leave his own image at first, and Izuna was the second generation Hokage, and his head was carved on the Hokage Rock. Everyone was very kind to Izuna's face.

In this way, as Uchiha Madara is Izuna's older brother, it is normal for him to look similar to Izuna, and the public accepts him relatively well.

The face of the beautiful woman who plays Yan Bai seems a bit unfamiliar. Except for her clothes and attire, she does not look like Yan Bai at all. However, her hair is deliberately turned into silvery white, probably because people who have an impression of Yan Bai describe her as "hair color". Beauty like moonlight."

Just like the others who played Senju Hashirama, the ones who played Senju Tobirama all had a very high degree of restoration.

Next, the drama begins.

The action scenes look extremely flashy and gorgeous, and the uninitiated audience enjoys watching them.

In the eyes of people of this era, this is an extremely wonderful drama.

however……

Just as Madara Uchiha expected, when the emotional drama was on, "Madara" and "Yan Bai" on the stage had a conversation that made him so embarrassed that he had to dig out three rooms and one living room with his fingers on his arm.

"Madara, please rely on me sometimes..."

"I'm sorry, Yan Bai..."

"I'm really worried about you, Madara..."

……

Uchiha Madara suddenly covered his forehead, no, he couldn't listen anymore.

My mind automatically filtered the two men and women on the stage whose personalities had completely collapsed, exchanging lines affectionately.

What Madara is thinking now is: Does this screenwriter also want to dance?