Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Qianju Tobirama was about to persuade him to say something. Suddenly, he seemed to feel something moving and whispered: "Yan Bai, I'm going back to the office first. I have to talk to the Yondaime."

Yan Bai had no doubt that he was there and nodded, "Thank you for your hard work, brother."

Senju Tobirama nodded to Madara Uchiha, who had been silent beside him, and then used Flying Thunder God to disappear before his eyes.

Yan Bai narrowed his eyes.

Within a few seconds, there was movement at the door of the underground palace.

It turned out that Orochimaru was back, and he was holding a kitten in his hand.

Standing in the entrance hall, Orochimaru first took off his coat, washed his hands, changed his shoes, and cleaned the kitten before he stepped into the inner room in a polite manner.

The room was very dim.

Passing through the wooden floor corridor, we came to the living room.

There is a vent on the side of the room, and the autumn sun shines in obliquely.

"I am back……"

Orochimaru held the cat respectfully, walked to Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara, and sat down on the cushion.

Of course Yan Bai knew that Orochimaru had returned home, but when he saw Orochimaru holding a cat in his arms, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Before Yan Bai and Madara Uchiha could ask, Orochimaru took the initiative to explain: "I just sent Tsunade back to Konoha, and I met Grandma Mito on the way. She said that you used to like spiritual animals. This cat It's very cute and should be able to accompany you, so I gave the cat to you and said it was a thank you gift for taking care of Tsunade recently..."

Hearing this, Yan Bai understood, and Mito also learned to take detours.

Mito didn't dare to come to Yan Bai directly, but Li Duo was not surprised. He knew that Yan Bai liked cute little animals, so he gave gifts first.

This action showed that she knew Yan Bai was awake; and that she had no ill intentions but did not dare to be an uninvited guest.

As he spoke, Orochimaru couldn't help but whisper, "Mom, can I not marry Tsunade? She is too stupid, I can't stand it..."

Yan Bai took the innocent little kitten with a happy expression. Hearing Orochimaru's muttering behind him, he said with a contented face: "You just need to raise her as your daughter. If we have a good relationship, anything will do. I I don’t care whether you get married or not, I only care about the living environment..."

After saying that, Yan Bai reached out to pet the cat. The little orange cat was very well-behaved and stared at Yan Bai with watery eyes without any resistance.

Hearing Yan Bai's words, Orochimaru seemed to understand immediately. He couldn't help but glance at Uchiha Madara, who was sitting aside with his arms folded seriously.

A few seconds later, Orochimaru showed an evil smile, "I understand, I will do it."

However, Uchiha Madara, who had been watching silently, said with an unhappy look on his face: "I asked you to raise Tsunade as your daughter, what do you think I will do?"

The look in Orochimaru's eyes just now made Uchiha Madara quite unhappy. He always felt that Orochimaru was implying something.

Looking at Madara's expression of "I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy, I'm particularly unhappy, I'm going to beat you up".

A sentence appeared in Orochimaru's mind inexplicably: When the father saw that his son was not cold, he drew out the seven wolves...

Orochimaru instinctively said quickly: "Dad, don't be angry, I will write a letter of apology right now!"

After saying that, Orochimaru quickly got up from the cushion and ran towards his room.

Uchiha Madara looked at Orochimaru's panicked fleeing back with a puzzled look on his face. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Yan Bai, "What did he mean by that look just now?"

Yan Bai didn't hide it, lowered his eyes and petted the cat, and said with a smile: "He probably thinks that I love you like a son..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Although...but...it seems that it is not wrong to describe it this way.

Yan Bai has been coaxing Uchiha Madara since he was a child, and Uchiha Madara doesn't know how to coax people now.

However, now if Orochimaru does not want to marry Tsunade and then raises Tsunade as a daughter, to compare it to Yan Bai raising Madara as a son, Madara will be in bad shape.

Yan Bai smiled brightly, and Uchiha Madara suddenly didn't want to continue discussing this topic.

Madara Uchiha watched Yan Bai rub the furry neck of the little orange cat with a happy expression, but he couldn't help but feel like the cat in Yan Bai's arms...

Uchiha Madara closed his eyes, turned away, and said, "Does Mito want to reconcile with you?"

As soon as he said this, Uchiha Madara felt that Mito was trying to coax Yan Bai by giving him a cat, right?

That cunning woman...

Yan Bai did not think about Uchiha Madara's colorful inner thoughts, and said with a smile: "She and I have never had any conflicts, and reconciliation is out of the question."

Hearing these words, Uchiha Madara turned around, looked at Yan Bai silently, and said expressionlessly: "Give me the cat."

Yan Bai looked up at Uchiha Madara in surprise, but still handed the little orange cat to Uchiha Madara obediently.

However, in order to prevent Uchiha Madara from suddenly getting angry and beating the cat, Yan Bai still leaned over, ready to snatch the cat back at any time.

This little kitten seemed a little creepy to Uchiha Madara, but after being held by Uchiha Madara for a while, it narrowed its eyes obediently.

Uchiha Madara's stiff expression finally softened.

at the same time.

Orochimaru, who had returned to the room, leaned behind the closed door and looked up at the ceiling. He kept taking deep breaths and it took him a while to recover.

This was not the first time Orochimaru was beaten by his father.

The person Orochimaru is afraid of is not his father at all, but his old mother who has not changed for thousands of years.

When he was a child in the world of pupil, Orochimaru accidentally discovered Yan Bai's secret.

"Mom, raise dad as your son..."

This is what Orochimaru has known since childhood.

When he was very young, his mother would always unknowingly put him to sleep, then leave his room and go to put him to sleep again.

In the pupil world where Uchiha Madara exists, Orochimaru, who has more than ten years of "previous life" memories, is already in a rebellious adolescence. Even if he is well-behaved on the outside, his inner rebellion cannot be concealed.

Going to kindergarten again, Orochimaru still can't rebel like "smoking, drinking, and scalding", but he can still do it by spying on his parents.

Then, he saw with his own eyes that his father was coaxed down by his mother's look like a child, and he was really sleeping upright like a corpse. He was shocked!

And because Orochimaru was not vigilant enough at the time, his mother discovered him.

Instead of blaming him, his mother made a silent gesture to him.

Gradually, Orochimaru came to understand that the way his parents got along was strange but harmonious. His mother held his father in her hands, but his father did not notice anything unusual.

Either he is really stupid enough, or he is deliberately cooperating and immersed in a sweet dream.

What Orochimaru was most afraid of was Yan Bai, but fortunately he gave in immediately and ran away.

Orochimaru took a few deep breaths, and hurriedly found paper and pen. Although Madara did not necessarily need to read his letter of apology, he still had to write a letter of apology if his attitude was correct.

I really don’t know what to write, so I should be able to copy a thousand-word love song...

In the days that followed, after leaving all external matters to Senju Tobirama and Orochimaru, Yan Bai truly entered the phase of retirement care.

The little orange cat sent by Mito was very healing, and even Madara's smile became much brighter.

Yan Bai named it Orange.

Ying Mo comes back often, plays well with Orange, and introduces many spiritual animals to Orange.

It's just that...Yan Bai still has the same bad personality as before.

A few days ago, Uchiha Madara suddenly said he wanted to eat fish.

Yan Bai immediately went out and caught a big fish and came back.

However, the kind-hearted and naive Orange knew so many animals that he thought this fish was also a new friend, so he fed the fish the crushed dry food prepared by Yan Bai!

An orange cat is actually feeding fish? !

Uchiha Madara said with a complicated expression at that time, "This fish... shouldn't you eat it?"

Otherwise Orange will be sad.

However, Yan Bai rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile that he would wrap them around him.

Yan Bai first poured some cellar-strength wine into the water basin where the fish was placed.

The soulless fish were swimming in the basin filled with the aroma of wine, and soon their belly turned white.

Orange was so frightened that she burst into tears, wondering what had happened to her new friend.

Then, Yan Bai said to Orange like this:

"Orange, you fed Dahei too much. He is sick. Come on, we need to give him first aid!"

"Operate on it first!" (Open the fish belly, clean it, and cut it!)

"Put some medicine on it and sew it up!" (Sprinkle salt, cumin, and spices into the knife flower!)

"You also need to give it medicine!" (Use a spoon to carefully feed the sauce into the mouth of the prepared fish!)

"Give it steam therapy again!" (Put it in the pot to receive steam...)

"I'm sorry, Orange, the big black disease was too serious and died. Let's hold a funeral for it..." (The fragrance... it wafts out...)

……

Then, Orange ate two big bowls with tears in his eyes...

Orochimaru looked at Uchiha who was smiling as brightly as a summer flower, and then at Madara Uchiha who rarely smiled. He also ate two more bowls with tears in his eyes. He understood that cats are not as important as his father.