Hogwarts Fantastic Beasts in the Stomach

The night was dark. Carlos opened the door to the dormitory and sat down on a chair. The sound made Ernie and Justin, who were playing wizard chess, raise their heads.

"Are you done talking to your grandpa?" Ernie asked while eating one of Justin's chess pieces, "Did you have fun?"

"Not bad." Carlos nodded and took out the cauldron from his backpack and said, "Principal Dumbledore is here."

"Has Principal Dumbledore provoked you again?" Ernie ate another chess piece from Justin: "I thought you were familiar with him. After all, Mr. Scamander has a good relationship with him."

"No, no, no..." Carlos shook his head: "Principal Dumbledore criticized me again, and then deducted twenty points from Hufflepuff."

Ernie didn't know if he was used to it, and now he wasn't surprised at all when he heard Carlos talk about deducting points. He watched his soldiers chop down Justin's chess pieces one by one, then turned around and asked: "Why?"

"Maybe it's because I have a salamander?" Carlos scratched his head and placed the cauldron by the window, then took out some dry firewood from the package.

"Salamander?" Ernie raised his eyelids and said nonchalantly: "It turns out it's about Luo Lizard..."

"I thought you had a troll in the Forbidden Forest."

"Huh?" Carlos looked at Ernie with wide eyes: "Do you think this is a good idea too?"

"I actually have this plan to raise a few giant monsters in the Forbidden Forest. They are not smart anyway. I can just collect their saliva if I have nothing to do."

"Oh, my God..." Ernie said with a strange expression: "I have no such plan."

"And, troll saliva?" As soon as he said it, Justin shook his head with a grimace: "This is too disgusting."

"And you might be using it as food, right?"

After listening to Ernie's words, Carlos shook his head quickly. He couldn't tell his two roommates about this. If they knew about the edible nature of saliva, they would probably fight him desperately.

"Of course not." Carlos shook his head: "How could saliva be food, right?" He patted Luo Lizard's head, as if to convince himself.

"Huh, I hope so?" Ernie said and ate Justin's queen again.

Seeing his two roommates returning their focus to wizard chess, Carlos nodded and took out his cooking manual.

"Sniff, come flying." He waved his wand and grabbed Manet, and then put all the materials in his hand.

"One spoonful of okra powder...two spoons of datura rhizome powder..." Carlos said while Mane took out these things from his small abdominal pocket.

Soon, the window sill in front of Carlos was filled with things.

"Then...a grumpy black lake chub caught earlier..."

PS: (This is a self-created magical beast, because the official book Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them does not include many magical animals, and there are even fewer aquatic magical animals, so this book will contain a small amount of self-created magical animals. animals, but don’t worry, these magical animals won’t take up too much of the plot)

The Black Lake tarpon is a special magical animal, especially a fish. In fact, it looks more like an octopus. The adult tarpon likes to feed on wizards and is rated as such by the Department for the Management of Magical Creatures of the Ministry of Magic. XXXXX level of danger.

It's almost as dangerous as a fire dragon.

Fortunately, what Carlos caught was a juvenile, about the size of...his arm.

"Come here!" Carlos flicked his wand, and then grabbed the catfish. At this time, the catfish had been treated by Carlos. The luster on its body had dimmed, and its eight tentacles It no longer writhes, and the fish’s eyes are dull.

Carlos dropped it on the plate and scooped up the boiling oil bubbling in the cauldron.

This was taught to him by a Ravenclaw senior he knew, who said that pouring boiling oil on fish can make the fish meat more delicious.

Thanks to the senior who forgot her name!

Carlos flicked it gently, and the boiling oil made a "squeak" sound on the fish, but the sound did not attract the attention of Ernie and Justin.

Anyway, Carlos would make some strange noises every time, and sometimes the two of them had seen small explosions caused by him.

The last wizard chess board was damaged like this by Carlos.

As the boiling oil gradually cooled, Carlos nodded slightly, then added the seasonings he just took out into the crucible, and poured in a little water.

This is what the senior sister taught him, saying this is called braised pork?Or something... But the seasonings she mentioned were too many and too complicated, so Carlos could only rely on his vague memory to start making them.

No more soy sauce?Then pour some aconite juice, it’s all black anyway…

As Carlos continued to add ingredients and cook, the soup in the crucible became weirder and weirder, and it even started to bubble.

"Uh..." Is this really edible?

Carlos glanced at Mane, then smiled slightly: "Mane, do me a favor..."

"Woooooooo!" Mane immediately realized what Carlos was thinking. It struggled to escape, but Carlos had already quickly grabbed one of its hind legs and lifted it up.

"Don't worry, nothing will happen..."

"woo woo woo woo!"

"Open your mouth wide, I want to come in!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

…………

"How is it? Does it taste good?" Carlos looked at Mane who was holding the fish and devouring it and smiled.

"Hey, don't let it leak to the ground when you eat..." Carlos looked at the water at Mane's feet and shook his head, then grabbed Mane.

When he grabbed Mane, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Mane was wet all over, and water was constantly leaking out.

"What's going on?!" Carlos was startled. He quickly stood up and said, "Mane, are you okay?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?" Mane shook his head without knowing it. There was nothing wrong with it...

Carlos quickly put it on the ground, but even so, the liquid stuck to his hand and felt quite disgusting.

What is this?

Carlos quickly exchanged his two roommates.

"Ernie, Justin, get me a basin of water."

Carlos didn't want this disgusting thing to stay on him for a moment, and Mane, the strange disgusting liquid that was leaking all over the floor.

Could it be that it was eaten bad?

Carlos was full of doubts as he looked at Mane still eating happily. Just looking at Mane, it didn't look like he was... feeling unwell?

Soon, Ernie and Justin got a large basin of water. Watching the water coming, Carlos quickly put his hands in and started cleaning.

"What's going on?" Ernie and Justin looked at the mess and felt a little strange for a while.

"I don't know..." Carlos was surprised to find that no matter how hard he washed his hands, the liquid did not fall off. On the contrary, they became stronger.

"What are these slimy things?" Ernie dipped a little bit of it with his hand, and then immediately shook his hand in disgust: "It's like fish."

Carlos shook his head nervously and then picked up Mane and threw him into the basin: "Don't eat Mane yet!"

"There might be something wrong with that thing!"

"Woooooo?"