Young General Shenbing: Immortal Cultivation System, are you kidding me?

"Oh, really?"

Hong Qingchen looked at the liar headed home with a little deep meaning, then pointed to the water flowing out from under his buttocks from time to time, pretending to say incredulously:

"Boater, you didn't hold back, so you peed your pants?"

Pee... pee your pants?

The liar's face became even more ugly.

"Little ghost, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will throw you into the sea to feed the sharks?"

"Don't worry, we understand, we will never spread the word."

"Jie Jie Jie... I wanted you to live a little longer, but since you don't give me face, don't blame me for being unjust."

The head liar stood up with a grim face.

clap la la...

The sea water is like a fountain, gushing from the boat hole and rolling the whole boat.

Looking at the sea water rushing into the boat combined with the words of the liar headed family just now.

No matter how innocent Nangong Wenya and the others are, no matter how stupid they are, they still know that a liar is not a good person.

"Who the hell are you?" Dongfang Tiexin pointed his finger at the liar and asked his soul to torture him.

Hahaha……

The head of the liar pointed at himself with a thumbs up, proudly said:

"Ex-Princess Highness, I am the subordinate of your father, the leader of Heaven and Earth, the liar who loves to deceive people the most."

"The liar is in charge? Shrimp soldiers and crab generals, I've never heard of it!" Dongfang Tiexin folded his arms and held his chest in an extremely domineering manner.

Ah... this...

The liar's smug smile stopped abruptly.

"The former princess, don't think that you are still a princess now. Your title of princess has long been taken away by the leader."

"Oh, so what?"

Dongfang Tiexin seemed to be calm, but in fact, the jade hands holding his chest had already been tightly held, looking so pale and powerless.

Father, this may be the last time I will call you father. From now on, you will walk your sunny path, and I will cross my single-plank bridge...

I just wish never to meet again...

……

The master liar was speechless by Dongfang Tiexin, but he still forcibly fought back.

"What? It means that the former princess no longer has the title of princess, so I can drown with peace of mind..."

forward!male!host!temple!Down!

Dongfang Tiexin lowered his head sadly.

Hong Qingchen can't stand it anymore, it doesn't make any sense for an adult to bully a little girl in the head of a liar.

"That's enough, the liar is in charge, if you dare to bully Tie Xin again, I will make you look good!"

That being said, the master liar has long been blacklisted by Hong Qingchen, only waiting for the time to come.

Liar Master: Pawn!

cut……

Because he was afraid of Hong Qingchen's strength, the head liar didn't say anything, but whistled inexplicably.

plop... squeak...

Accompanied by a plop and the sharp cry of the dolphin, a black dolphin with sharp teeth jumped out of the sea.

what?

"How did the always cute dolphin turn into such a fierce look?"

Nangong Wenya muttered to herself, her cute little face was full of disbelief.

The dolphin swam to the side of the boat: "Lie, the seal is here to pick up the owner."

hey-hey……

"The seal has been demonized by the leader, and has become a liar like me."

Liar Master seemed to answer Nangong Wenya's question, and then jumped on the Liar Dolphin and sat down.

"Hong Qingchen, enjoy your last time!"

Hahaha……

The head of the liar let out a smug laugh, and walked away...

Seeing that the water on the boat was getting deeper and deeper, everyone's expressions became increasingly difficult to look at.

"Brother Qingchen, what should we do?"

Nangong Wentian panicked and forgot that Hong Qingchen would create giant blisters when he crossed the moat of Ximen City last time.

Seeing this, Hong Qingchen didn't bother to mention that he would create giant blisters.

Instead, he hugged Nangong Wenya on Fenghuang's body, and asked:

"Fenghuang, with the weight of four girls, can you fly?"

Fenghuang understood Hong Qingchen's meaning in seconds after hearing it, and nodded:

"Girls are generally lighter, you can try..."

Fenghuang finished his speech and looked at Ximen Xiao meaningfully: "It's not like a certain fat man, all of them are heavier than the fourth daughter..."

Ximen Xiao is stupid, but he can still tell the difference if Fenghuang is so obviously targeting him.

"Feng Huang, no matter how fat I am, I haven't eaten your rice. You are so vicious, why are you targeting me?"

The voice changed:

"And according to an unknown law, fat people are less likely to drown than thin people. I am proud of being fat!"

Pfft...beef batch...

Everyone gave a thumbs up to Ximen Xiao, who was comprehensive in everything, and the remaining 99 thumbs up made him feel proud.

"Ximen Xiao, the time has come to show your role."

As soon as Hong Qingchen said this, Ximen Xiao's eyes lit up with gold:

"Boss, how can I show my role?"

Huh!

Hong Qingchen pointed to the boat hole that was still spraying water, the meaning was self-evident.

Ximen Xiao's face froze: "Boss, don't you want me to block the entrance of the hole with my butt like a liar?"

"Ding dong... You got the answer right, because you must be fatter than the skinny guy who is the head of the liar, so you are the perfect candidate for this important task."

"Farewell, big brother." Ximen Xiao cried, for the first time he felt that being a fat man was so miserable.

He didn't want to plug the little hole in the boat with his butt, ass.

"Hehehe, weren't you proud of being fat just now?"

Fenghuang looked at Ximen Xiao who regretted that he was a fat man, not to mention how happy he was.

Seeing which pot the Phoenix Emperor does not open and which pot to lift, Ximen Xiao insisted, I am a fat man, I am proud of my beliefs, and retorted:

"I, Ximen Xiao, I am a fat man in this life, I will be a fat man in the next life, and I will be a fat man forever and ever!"

It's strange that Feng Huang was speechless.

"Then you are awesome!"

Hahaha……

"Stop making trouble." Hong Qingchen shook his head, he felt helpless with such a group of teammates.

"Wentian dragged Ximen Xiao to plug the loophole, Fenghuang took Wenya and the others to a safe place."

"Oh, by the way, take out Ximen Xiao's water dragon cannon, and use the bucket to throw the seawater on the boat out one by one, it's too slow."

Nangong Wentian: "Hey, Ah Xiao, we will remember your contribution."

"No, just let me be a coolie, and take away my water dragon cannon, it's unreasonable!"

Although Ximen Xiao complained, he obediently handed over the water cannon in order not to be drowned when the loophole was plugged later.

"Yes, Not Bad."

Hong Qingchen took the water dragon cannon and fiddled with it a few times, then threw it to Yu Linglong boringly.

"Here, Wang Linglong!"

"Wow, thank you so much!"

Yu Linglong frantically fiddled with the water dragon cannon in his hand, which he had been coveting for a long time, and had a great time playing it!

"Sharpshooter Wang Linglong arrives, everyone get out of the way..."

……

"Wentian, let Ximen Xiao drag it down and cut it... Bah, drag it down to plug the loophole."

"understand!"

Nangong Wentian dragged Ximen Xiao, who was like a dead dog, to the loophole, and then showed a harmless expression.

"Ah Xiao, please!"

"Hey, could it be that I, Ximen Xiao, was doomed?"

Ximen Xiao took a look at the loophole, then gritted his teeth and sat down.