Young General Shenbing: Immortal Cultivation System, are you kidding me?
Chapter 29 General Noise, Long Tongue Frog
night:
Tianlai Town Square:
Villagers wearing earplugs:
"Oh, my ears are going to suffer again."
"It's like this every night, hey..."
"General Noise's mental torture is worse than death..."
……
Noise Generals right in the middle of the stage:
"Welcome everyone to my No.30 six concerts. Tonight, as always, I will do my best to let everyone hear the most beautiful music in the world."
……
"Ah, come on, come on!"
Jade Linglong, who didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, was cheering for General Noise crazily.
bah...
Ximen Xiao punched Wang Linglong on the head:
"Why cheer for the bad guys."
Jade Linglong, who was beaten and dizzy, said in a daze:
"I...I don't dare anymore..."
……
"Wen Ya, Meng Yao, I've changed my mind."
"Brother Qingchen, why did you change your mind?"
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao, who were taken aback by Hong Qingchen, were full of doubts.
Hong Qingchen: "We will ask Ya later, Mengyao, you don't have to go up and compete with General Noise to sing."
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao were a little puzzled after hearing this, but they were more happy.
Because they also reluctantly agreed to sing with General Noise for the sake of brother Qingchen.
After all, compared to General Noise singing, how can you be attached to Brother Qingchen!
"Why, Brother Qingchen?"
But if you are happy, you have to ask the reason. They don't want Brother Qingchen to disrupt the original plan because he cares about the two of them.
Otherwise, they will feel guilty all their lives...
Hong Qingchen also saw through the thoughts of the two women, hugged them in his arms and patted their backs gently.
"Because in my eyes, General Noise is not worthy of talking to Mengyao or Yabi."
As soon as this statement came out:
Mengyao and Wenya are extremely happy, they are still very important in the eyes of brother Qingchen!
As for Xiaobai and Xiaoqing in their arms, they are staring at each other, the master brother is so sassy, they like it so much...
Hong Qingchen: "..."
……
La la la... la la la...
Noise General's devilish voice came to everyone's ears:
"Ah, I can't take it anymore, who will help me!"
Nangong Wentianting's hair stood on end.
"It's so ugly..."
The Sky Crystal Beast covered its ears and complained.
"Pooh……"
Jade Linglong, who had just woken up, foamed at the mouth again and passed out.
……
"Brother Qingchen, you are so powerful that you can even predict whether General Noise's singing will be difficult or not."
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao looked at Hong Qingchen like little girls, if Brother Qingchen hadn't prepared special earplugs in advance, they would probably be foaming at the mouth like Xiaolong...
Hong Qingchen smiled and didn't speak. After all, even if he didn't know the plot, he could guess a rough idea based on the sluggish appearance of the musician during the day...
……
La……
General Noise: "Thank you everyone..."
……
Villagers:
"My God, he's almost finished singing at last, let's end it soon!"
"Listening to General Noise singing is killing me!"
"It's almost over..."
……
Nangong asked Tian: "Does he not know how bad his voice is?"
Sky Crystal Beast: "General Noise must have intentionally tortured everyone with terrifying sounds."
Ximen Xiao stood up excitedly:
"The next one is probably the musical instrument playing, quickly take out Mr. Musician's flute..."
……
Cough cough cough...
General Noise: "Before the musical instruments are played, I will show you a new show, the high-pitched broken wine bottle."
……
Hong Qingchen laughed, this noise general is really a pig...
……
ah ah ah...
With General Noise crying and howling, all the wine bottles in front of him committed suicide unwilling to be "humiliated"...
No, it was broken into slag...
"Thank you for your support. Next is the last and most anticipated program of tonight, instrumental solo!"
A green flute appeared in General Noise's hand.
"This is a flute with an excellent tone, but unfortunately it fell into the hands of a musician with poor musical attainments, and I took it back.
Now let me use it to play the most beautiful flute sound for everyone. "
Whoosh...
As soon as General Noise finished speaking, the flute in his hand was taken away by Xiaoqing.
After Xiaoqing handed the flute to the owner's brother, he asked for credit for a while:
"Master brother, please praise Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing brought back the flute."
"Xiaoqing is awesome, I will reward you with a big chicken drumstick tonight."
Hong Qingchen pampered Xiaoqing, feeling as if his furry child had finally grown up.
Xiaobai refused to accept it, and hugged his master's brother's arm and acted like a baby:
"Brother Master, Xiaobai wants too..."
Hong Qingchen really couldn't resist the coquettish Xiaobai, so he had no choice but to agree:
"Okay, Xiaobai also has..."
"Yeah, brother master is the best!"
Xiao Bai excitedly kissed his master's brother on the forehead.
In the end, it led to a series of things such as jealous Xiaoqing, Wenya, and Mengyao's jealousy:
"Little Qing, don't be like Xiaobai."
"I don't want it, master brother, I want to kiss."
……
"Ask Ya, Mengyao, why do you even eat Xiaobai and Xiaoqing's jealousy?"
"Because they're female."
"..."
Phew, destroy, I'm tired...
……
Even if the poor Noise General's flute is robbed, he still has to eat limited edition luxury dog food.
General Noise pointed at Hong Qingchen angrily:
"Give me back the flute!"
Hong Qingchen returned the flute to the musician, and said calmly:
"This flute itself is not yours, so why bother?"
General Noise: "Ahhh... I have the highest musical attainment in the world. If I say the flute is mine, then it is mine."
Ximen Xiao responded angrily when he heard the words:
"Nonsense, your musical attainments are not even a ten-thousandth of Mr. Musician's."
When General Noise was about to go crazy after hearing this, Hong Qingchen gave God a make-up knife:
"General Noise, Wenya and Mengyao's cappella is a thousand times better than yours..."
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao, who were praised by Brother Qingchen, were very flattered:
"Hee hee hee, it's a thousand times better than you, the big villain."
General Noise does not believe in evil, and continues to adhere to his most powerful philosophy:
"You guys are talking nonsense, my singing has lingered for three days, and the audience can testify for me."
The villagers stood up and frantically slapped the general's face:
"We've had enough, whether you sing or play an instrument, it sucks as hell..."
"Stop your wailing and howling..."
"Give us back the instrument..."
The villagers threw the earplugs they took off at General Noise...
The noise general drowned out by countless earplugs was furious:
"You all lied to me with earplugs... Then don't blame me for being ruthless, come out quickly..."
A giant frog descends from the sky:
quack... quack... quack...
The long-tongued frog stuck out its tongue and knocked Ximen Xiao away.
Nangong Wentian: "Ah Xiao, are you okay?"
Ximen Xiao struggled to get up from the ground:
"It hurts me to death, the enemy is so powerful..."
"Hahaha, now you know how powerful I am, all of you lie to me together, and I will deal with you."
General Noise jumped on Longtongue Frog and sat down.
"Run!"
The villagers fled in all directions after being frightened by the fierce appearance of the long-tongued frog...
Tianlai Town Square:
Villagers wearing earplugs:
"Oh, my ears are going to suffer again."
"It's like this every night, hey..."
"General Noise's mental torture is worse than death..."
……
Noise Generals right in the middle of the stage:
"Welcome everyone to my No.30 six concerts. Tonight, as always, I will do my best to let everyone hear the most beautiful music in the world."
……
"Ah, come on, come on!"
Jade Linglong, who didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, was cheering for General Noise crazily.
bah...
Ximen Xiao punched Wang Linglong on the head:
"Why cheer for the bad guys."
Jade Linglong, who was beaten and dizzy, said in a daze:
"I...I don't dare anymore..."
……
"Wen Ya, Meng Yao, I've changed my mind."
"Brother Qingchen, why did you change your mind?"
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao, who were taken aback by Hong Qingchen, were full of doubts.
Hong Qingchen: "We will ask Ya later, Mengyao, you don't have to go up and compete with General Noise to sing."
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao were a little puzzled after hearing this, but they were more happy.
Because they also reluctantly agreed to sing with General Noise for the sake of brother Qingchen.
After all, compared to General Noise singing, how can you be attached to Brother Qingchen!
"Why, Brother Qingchen?"
But if you are happy, you have to ask the reason. They don't want Brother Qingchen to disrupt the original plan because he cares about the two of them.
Otherwise, they will feel guilty all their lives...
Hong Qingchen also saw through the thoughts of the two women, hugged them in his arms and patted their backs gently.
"Because in my eyes, General Noise is not worthy of talking to Mengyao or Yabi."
As soon as this statement came out:
Mengyao and Wenya are extremely happy, they are still very important in the eyes of brother Qingchen!
As for Xiaobai and Xiaoqing in their arms, they are staring at each other, the master brother is so sassy, they like it so much...
Hong Qingchen: "..."
……
La la la... la la la...
Noise General's devilish voice came to everyone's ears:
"Ah, I can't take it anymore, who will help me!"
Nangong Wentianting's hair stood on end.
"It's so ugly..."
The Sky Crystal Beast covered its ears and complained.
"Pooh……"
Jade Linglong, who had just woken up, foamed at the mouth again and passed out.
……
"Brother Qingchen, you are so powerful that you can even predict whether General Noise's singing will be difficult or not."
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao looked at Hong Qingchen like little girls, if Brother Qingchen hadn't prepared special earplugs in advance, they would probably be foaming at the mouth like Xiaolong...
Hong Qingchen smiled and didn't speak. After all, even if he didn't know the plot, he could guess a rough idea based on the sluggish appearance of the musician during the day...
……
La……
General Noise: "Thank you everyone..."
……
Villagers:
"My God, he's almost finished singing at last, let's end it soon!"
"Listening to General Noise singing is killing me!"
"It's almost over..."
……
Nangong asked Tian: "Does he not know how bad his voice is?"
Sky Crystal Beast: "General Noise must have intentionally tortured everyone with terrifying sounds."
Ximen Xiao stood up excitedly:
"The next one is probably the musical instrument playing, quickly take out Mr. Musician's flute..."
……
Cough cough cough...
General Noise: "Before the musical instruments are played, I will show you a new show, the high-pitched broken wine bottle."
……
Hong Qingchen laughed, this noise general is really a pig...
……
ah ah ah...
With General Noise crying and howling, all the wine bottles in front of him committed suicide unwilling to be "humiliated"...
No, it was broken into slag...
"Thank you for your support. Next is the last and most anticipated program of tonight, instrumental solo!"
A green flute appeared in General Noise's hand.
"This is a flute with an excellent tone, but unfortunately it fell into the hands of a musician with poor musical attainments, and I took it back.
Now let me use it to play the most beautiful flute sound for everyone. "
Whoosh...
As soon as General Noise finished speaking, the flute in his hand was taken away by Xiaoqing.
After Xiaoqing handed the flute to the owner's brother, he asked for credit for a while:
"Master brother, please praise Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing brought back the flute."
"Xiaoqing is awesome, I will reward you with a big chicken drumstick tonight."
Hong Qingchen pampered Xiaoqing, feeling as if his furry child had finally grown up.
Xiaobai refused to accept it, and hugged his master's brother's arm and acted like a baby:
"Brother Master, Xiaobai wants too..."
Hong Qingchen really couldn't resist the coquettish Xiaobai, so he had no choice but to agree:
"Okay, Xiaobai also has..."
"Yeah, brother master is the best!"
Xiao Bai excitedly kissed his master's brother on the forehead.
In the end, it led to a series of things such as jealous Xiaoqing, Wenya, and Mengyao's jealousy:
"Little Qing, don't be like Xiaobai."
"I don't want it, master brother, I want to kiss."
……
"Ask Ya, Mengyao, why do you even eat Xiaobai and Xiaoqing's jealousy?"
"Because they're female."
"..."
Phew, destroy, I'm tired...
……
Even if the poor Noise General's flute is robbed, he still has to eat limited edition luxury dog food.
General Noise pointed at Hong Qingchen angrily:
"Give me back the flute!"
Hong Qingchen returned the flute to the musician, and said calmly:
"This flute itself is not yours, so why bother?"
General Noise: "Ahhh... I have the highest musical attainment in the world. If I say the flute is mine, then it is mine."
Ximen Xiao responded angrily when he heard the words:
"Nonsense, your musical attainments are not even a ten-thousandth of Mr. Musician's."
When General Noise was about to go crazy after hearing this, Hong Qingchen gave God a make-up knife:
"General Noise, Wenya and Mengyao's cappella is a thousand times better than yours..."
Nangong Wenya and Shui Mengyao, who were praised by Brother Qingchen, were very flattered:
"Hee hee hee, it's a thousand times better than you, the big villain."
General Noise does not believe in evil, and continues to adhere to his most powerful philosophy:
"You guys are talking nonsense, my singing has lingered for three days, and the audience can testify for me."
The villagers stood up and frantically slapped the general's face:
"We've had enough, whether you sing or play an instrument, it sucks as hell..."
"Stop your wailing and howling..."
"Give us back the instrument..."
The villagers threw the earplugs they took off at General Noise...
The noise general drowned out by countless earplugs was furious:
"You all lied to me with earplugs... Then don't blame me for being ruthless, come out quickly..."
A giant frog descends from the sky:
quack... quack... quack...
The long-tongued frog stuck out its tongue and knocked Ximen Xiao away.
Nangong Wentian: "Ah Xiao, are you okay?"
Ximen Xiao struggled to get up from the ground:
"It hurts me to death, the enemy is so powerful..."
"Hahaha, now you know how powerful I am, all of you lie to me together, and I will deal with you."
General Noise jumped on Longtongue Frog and sat down.
"Run!"
The villagers fled in all directions after being frightened by the fierce appearance of the long-tongued frog...
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