Young General Shenbing: Immortal Cultivation System, are you kidding me?

"You're right, we really don't know anyone, real friends, people in the village, they don't like us!"

"Nangong Wentian" lowered his head like a child who made a mistake, confiding in a depressed mood.

so...

"There is no dislike for no reason in the world, have you made trouble for them?"

Head of State Yuyan smiled coquettishly, her tone was extraordinarily gentle, and if you listened carefully, you could hear some blame.

Although it was a reproach, but under the blessing of Head Yuyan's gentle tone, people couldn't get angry at all.

Perhaps this is the charm of Head of State Yuyan!

This... um...

"Nangong Wentian" and "Sky Crystal Beast" hesitated, and finally chose to hum to answer the question of Head of State Yuyan.

Head Yuyan nodded, slowly squatted down, and sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Come on, sit down and let me tell you a story!"

what……

tell a story?

"What story are you telling?"

"Nangong Wentian" and "Sky Crystal Beast" were confused, but they did as they did and sat on the ground.

What a good boy!

Seeing that one man and one beast were so obedient, Yuyan was very pleased, and Qianqian stroked the small white sword at her waist back and forth with her bare hands.

After thinking for a while, she lightly parted her vermilion lips.

"This story is called Zhou Chu Eliminates the Three Evils."

Long, long ago, there was a child named Zhou Chu, who was naughty by nature...

……

About half an hour later.

After listening to the story told by Head of State Yuyan, "Nangong Wentian" raised his hand and spoke first.

"You mean as long as we don't make trouble anymore."

"Sky Crystal Beast" follows the next sentence.

"To help those in need, won't everyone hate us?"

Correct!

so smart!

Head of State Yuyan smiled and nodded heavily.

yeah!

For a moment, "Nangong Wentian" and "Sky Crystal Beast" jumped up and down happily as if they were treasures.

"We will never make trouble again in the future, and help those in need!"

is it?

"That's really good!"

Head of State Yuyan smiled even wider, thinking.

Sure enough, I was not mistaken, although these two children were copied by the magic mirror beast, and their personalities are completely different from those of the real body.

But as long as they are taught well, they can still be reformed.

After thinking about it, Yuyan head of state was in a good mood, stood up, put on the bamboo hat, looked at the direction where the sun was setting, and smiled.

"Since you have the determination to correct your mistakes, you have to take practical actions. You can't just talk and do fake tricks."

"Yes!" "Nangong Wentian" and "Sky Crystal Beast" replied forcefully.

Ah!

Head of State Yuyan hummed, remained silent for a while, and smiled.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, do you want to follow me, or continue to be chic?"

The voice changed:

"But I have something to say first, follow my words, if you don't do well, you will be educated by me!"

Almost at the time when Head of State Yuyan finished speaking, "Nangong Wentian" and "Sky Crystal Beast" didn't even think about giving their answers.

"We want to follow you and hope you will agree!"

Of course agree!

After answering, Yuyan Head of State gradually walked away in the direction of the setting sun.

"Don't be in a daze, you two children, hurry up and keep up!"

Oh yes, teacher!

teacher?

The head of Yuyan was startled, and the pretty face under the bamboo hat was a little surprised, but he quickly recovered and continued to walk forward.

"Since you call me teacher, I must educate you well and prevent you from going astray."

"Hehehe, I'm ashamed to say it, we will definitely not do it in the future, teacher, don't worry!"

"That's good, but then again, what's the matter with the hopeful little eyes of your two children?"

"Here, teacher, can you touch our heads again? We haven't felt enough just now!"

"Um... okay, just this once, don't make another example!"

Do not……

……

At the same time, according to the information sent back by the little white sword.

Hong Qingchen, who learned that the two shadows were called Yuyan Head of State as the teacher, was surprised and very weird at the same time.

666, this wave of operations is a show!

"Master brother, don't be in a daze, the banquet is about to start, no, the dinner party is about to start, let's go!"

Hey……

Hearing that the two cute pets were urging him again, Hong Qingchen had no choice but to respond.

"You two little guys are really too, well, let's go!"

Oh...yeah...

Free people, dry rice soul, dry rice is a master...

……

The night passed.

An unknown village.

The villagers in the village are either working hard, or chatting together with a few people. The days seem dull but fulfilling.

The strange thing is that the villagers all wear two straps, and there is a magnet-like thing directly in front of the straps, that is, on the chest.

Either a south character or a north character is written on it, which is really puzzling.

What is even more puzzling is that there is a strange house on a hill near the village.

There was nothing strange about it, the house was basically the same as an ordinary house.

But the giant magnets on the roof make it seem odd.

Magneto ... Magneto ...

At this moment, the giant magnet made a non-stop sound of magnetism.

For a moment, the villagers in the village seemed to be lifted by an invisible force and flew about three meters above the ground.

The villagers seemed to have been accustomed to this for a long time, and they didn't panic, and complained from time to time.

"Oh, it's here again, it's really annoying!"

"Yeah, although I used to really want to fly, but flying 24 hours a day is [-] hours a day, which is ridiculous!"

"It's numb, it's numb, everyone, be careful next time, be careful that men add men or women add women!"

As soon as the villager finished speaking, the next eye-popping scene happened!

The villager who was talking was attracted to another male villager, and they were very close to each other with a look of lovelessness.

Features chest magnets, one north and one south.

Of course, seeing this, don't think it's a benefit.

The prankster seems to have planned it long ago, and the people who get together are basically of the same sex.

And the rest are not European emperors, but non-chiefs, who are either attracted to dogs or pigs and other domestic animals.

That's right, even domestic animals are not spared, it really destroys humanity!

There was constant wailing at the scene.

"Ugh, did you eat garlic today, your mouth smells so bad!"

roll!

"Ah, help me, when will this day be the end?"

Wang Wang!

"Ugh, I'm miserable, wash all the pigs for me in the future, I beg you!"

hum~hum~

It just so happened that at this time, the head of state Yuyan led "Nangong Wentian" and "Sky Crystal Beast" to exchange for food.

Looking at such an outrageous scene, Xiaqiao's face was full of astonishment and shock.

"What's the situation, how could such a thing happen?"