Young General Shenbing: Immortal Cultivation System, are you kidding me?
Chapter 1 Hongmeng Immortal Cultivation System, Wugou Taoist Heart
A young man dressed in an ancient costume, with temperament and appearance like a banished fairy, looked at the peach blossom forest in the distance, and said slowly: "Nature is still comfortable..."
Just after the boy finished sighing, he suddenly froze in place:
"Ding... The Hongmeng Cultivation System has been successfully bound..."
The young man, Hong Qingchen, was in disbelief when he heard the voice in his ear: "It's... the system?"
"I'm not called the system."
Hong Qingchen: "Ah...you don't call it the system, what do you call it?"
"do not know."
After hearing this, Hong Qingchen's forehead was covered with black lines: "Are you kidding me?"
"It is detected that the host is suspected of abusing the system, and will be punished by thunder."
"I'll go... I'll just say you don't take it seriously." Hong Qingchen panicked when he heard the thunder punishment. A mortal like him would have a narrow escape if he was touched by lightning, let alone being directly struck...
"It is detected that the host has rehabilitated, the system will show mercy to the host once, and if he commits a crime again in the future, he will be punished with thunder."
"Good guy, the host of my system is about to be struck by lightning at every turn. This is really miserable in the host world." Hong Qingchen secretly complained.
But the complaints belong to the complaints, and Qingchen still has to ask where he is now. After all, he has been living in the peach blossom forest for many years, so he is still in a state of not knowing the situation outside.
Hong Qingchen: "System, where am I now?"
"Ding... This system reiterates again, I am not called the system, be careful..."
Hong Qingchen interrupted the voice next to his ear: "Be careful of thunder and punishment warnings, right?"
"Yes Yes……"
"Hey...you won't let me call you system, so what should I call you?" Hong Qingchen rubbed his temples and said helplessly.
"No... I don't know... How about the host give me a name..."
Hong Qingchen: "Damn... I really doubt that you are a three-no system."
"Host Lei..."
Hong Qingchen: "Stop, stop... I know what you're going to say."
The system seemed to know that it was wrong, and actually offered a reward:
"The host helps the system to come up with a mighty and pleasant name, and rewards "Hongmeng Taoist Body"!"
When Hong Qingchen heard "Hongmeng Taoism", he seemed to think of something after being moved, and said suspiciously: "It's so easy to get the reward, you don't want to cheat me, do you?"
"Host, please don't think this system is so unbearable. This system is the highest nobleman in the system world, and there are no problems such as going back and forth."
Hong Qingchen: "Niu Pi... I almost..."
"Host, almost what?"
Looking at the gloomy dark clouds above his head and the flashing lightning, Hong Qingchen swallowed his saliva: "Ahaha... It is my great honor to be able to bind the highest nobleman in the system world." He is full of desire for survival.
"Oh...that's it, this system is very happy, and I will reward you for returning to childhood later."
Hong Qingchen: "What, return to childhood?"
"Yes, thank you for this system!"
Hong Qingchen: "Pfft... that system would like to thank you for your kindness, I think the current 12-year-old is not bad, so let's forget it."
"Um... that's fine."
Seeing this, Hong Qingchen heaved a sigh of relief.
"The host quickly help this system name, one day you are so impolite."
Hong Qingchen: "Pfft...you know it's impolite, so don't let me call the system."
"Tch, I don't care about that."
Hong Qingchen: "..."
Well, Hong Qingchen, a proud, black-bellied, and weird system, is also very helpless.
Hong Qingchen: "You want a name, right? Okay, Xiaobai."
"No, not mighty."
Hong Qingchen: "Da Zhuang?"
"Go away, this system is female."
Hong Qingchen: "No way, the system still divides men and women?"
"Host, are you discriminating against the system without gender?"
Hong Qingchen: "Ah, no, no, no... I'm just curious."
"It's useless for the host to be curious, this system won't tell you."
"Pfft..." Hong Qing said silently in his heart: "Calm down, I want to calm down..."
After calming down, Hong Qingchen said to the air: "Oh, you let me, a waste of names, give me a powerful, domineering and beautiful female name, you are making it difficult for me."
"Cut, this system doesn't care whether it's difficult or not, it's your reward anyway, not mine."
Hong Qingchen: "...what you said makes sense, I can't refute it..."
……
Three hours later:
Hong Qingchen: "Xiaomei?"
"no!"
Hong Qingchen: "Xue'er?"
"no!"
……
Hong Qingchen: "Ahhh...the last one, you don't want me, and you don't want rewards, Qingxue."
"Eh... Although this one is not powerful enough, it sounds good, so let's do it."
Hong Qingchen: "...you said it was so simple earlier, I don't need to name it for three hours..."
……
Qingxue: "Okay, the reward "Hongmeng Taoist Body" has been sent to you, please pay attention to check."
Looking at the little fairy Qingxue beside him, Hong Qingchen had a very headache: "Qingxue, you sent it, but where should I check it?"
After hearing this, Qingxue looked at him with a look of resentment: "You idiot, of course you can just check it silently in your heart."
After Hong Qingchen checked it silently, he continued to ask: "...Qingxue, do you have a system panel? If so, I want to see what it looks like?"
"Of course there is, you can see for yourself." After Qingxue finished speaking, she waved her hand lightly and an ancient-style panel appeared in front of her eyes:
Hong Qingchen
Age: Twelve
Appearance: handsome as a banished fairy
Realm: none
Physique: Hongmeng Taoism
Dao Heart: Pure Dao Heart
Fairy: no
Weapon: none
……
Hong Qingchen saw Dao Xin frowned: "Qingxue, what's the situation with Wugou Dao Xin?"
Qingxue: "Oh, you said that... that is what you have."
Hong Qingchen: "???"
Qingxue: "Stupid, as the highest nobleman in the system world, how can I bind useless people."
Hong Qingchen: "In other words, Qingxue bound me because of Wugou Dao Heart."
After hearing this, Qingxue smiled mysteriously: "Yes, and no, you will know later."
Hong Qingchen: "This... okay, then Qingxue, what is the use of this Wugou Dao Heart?"
Qingxue: "With a heart that is out of the dust, live a life in the dust, with a vulgar body, try to live a life that is not ordinary but still ordinary, watch the flowers bloom quietly, wither and flourish at will, everything, freely and happily."
Hong Qingchen: "??? Speaking human words..."
Qingxue: "Stupid, thanks to the fact that you are still a top student, you don't even know this, your heart is clean, and you are at peace.
The popular point is that everything can be done according to one's inclinations, and the feelings are more flat than ordinary people. This is the most suitable heart for cultivating Taoism. "
After hearing this, Hong Qingchen suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case... No wonder I'm so indifferent to all kinds of feelings."
Qingxue: "Okay, what am I talking about with you? It's a waste of time. If you have any questions, hurry up and ask them. I'm going to go back to sleep after I finish."
"..." Hong Qingchen suppressed the curiosity in his heart, and continued: "Qingxue, where am I now?"
Just after the boy finished sighing, he suddenly froze in place:
"Ding... The Hongmeng Cultivation System has been successfully bound..."
The young man, Hong Qingchen, was in disbelief when he heard the voice in his ear: "It's... the system?"
"I'm not called the system."
Hong Qingchen: "Ah...you don't call it the system, what do you call it?"
"do not know."
After hearing this, Hong Qingchen's forehead was covered with black lines: "Are you kidding me?"
"It is detected that the host is suspected of abusing the system, and will be punished by thunder."
"I'll go... I'll just say you don't take it seriously." Hong Qingchen panicked when he heard the thunder punishment. A mortal like him would have a narrow escape if he was touched by lightning, let alone being directly struck...
"It is detected that the host has rehabilitated, the system will show mercy to the host once, and if he commits a crime again in the future, he will be punished with thunder."
"Good guy, the host of my system is about to be struck by lightning at every turn. This is really miserable in the host world." Hong Qingchen secretly complained.
But the complaints belong to the complaints, and Qingchen still has to ask where he is now. After all, he has been living in the peach blossom forest for many years, so he is still in a state of not knowing the situation outside.
Hong Qingchen: "System, where am I now?"
"Ding... This system reiterates again, I am not called the system, be careful..."
Hong Qingchen interrupted the voice next to his ear: "Be careful of thunder and punishment warnings, right?"
"Yes Yes……"
"Hey...you won't let me call you system, so what should I call you?" Hong Qingchen rubbed his temples and said helplessly.
"No... I don't know... How about the host give me a name..."
Hong Qingchen: "Damn... I really doubt that you are a three-no system."
"Host Lei..."
Hong Qingchen: "Stop, stop... I know what you're going to say."
The system seemed to know that it was wrong, and actually offered a reward:
"The host helps the system to come up with a mighty and pleasant name, and rewards "Hongmeng Taoist Body"!"
When Hong Qingchen heard "Hongmeng Taoism", he seemed to think of something after being moved, and said suspiciously: "It's so easy to get the reward, you don't want to cheat me, do you?"
"Host, please don't think this system is so unbearable. This system is the highest nobleman in the system world, and there are no problems such as going back and forth."
Hong Qingchen: "Niu Pi... I almost..."
"Host, almost what?"
Looking at the gloomy dark clouds above his head and the flashing lightning, Hong Qingchen swallowed his saliva: "Ahaha... It is my great honor to be able to bind the highest nobleman in the system world." He is full of desire for survival.
"Oh...that's it, this system is very happy, and I will reward you for returning to childhood later."
Hong Qingchen: "What, return to childhood?"
"Yes, thank you for this system!"
Hong Qingchen: "Pfft... that system would like to thank you for your kindness, I think the current 12-year-old is not bad, so let's forget it."
"Um... that's fine."
Seeing this, Hong Qingchen heaved a sigh of relief.
"The host quickly help this system name, one day you are so impolite."
Hong Qingchen: "Pfft...you know it's impolite, so don't let me call the system."
"Tch, I don't care about that."
Hong Qingchen: "..."
Well, Hong Qingchen, a proud, black-bellied, and weird system, is also very helpless.
Hong Qingchen: "You want a name, right? Okay, Xiaobai."
"No, not mighty."
Hong Qingchen: "Da Zhuang?"
"Go away, this system is female."
Hong Qingchen: "No way, the system still divides men and women?"
"Host, are you discriminating against the system without gender?"
Hong Qingchen: "Ah, no, no, no... I'm just curious."
"It's useless for the host to be curious, this system won't tell you."
"Pfft..." Hong Qing said silently in his heart: "Calm down, I want to calm down..."
After calming down, Hong Qingchen said to the air: "Oh, you let me, a waste of names, give me a powerful, domineering and beautiful female name, you are making it difficult for me."
"Cut, this system doesn't care whether it's difficult or not, it's your reward anyway, not mine."
Hong Qingchen: "...what you said makes sense, I can't refute it..."
……
Three hours later:
Hong Qingchen: "Xiaomei?"
"no!"
Hong Qingchen: "Xue'er?"
"no!"
……
Hong Qingchen: "Ahhh...the last one, you don't want me, and you don't want rewards, Qingxue."
"Eh... Although this one is not powerful enough, it sounds good, so let's do it."
Hong Qingchen: "...you said it was so simple earlier, I don't need to name it for three hours..."
……
Qingxue: "Okay, the reward "Hongmeng Taoist Body" has been sent to you, please pay attention to check."
Looking at the little fairy Qingxue beside him, Hong Qingchen had a very headache: "Qingxue, you sent it, but where should I check it?"
After hearing this, Qingxue looked at him with a look of resentment: "You idiot, of course you can just check it silently in your heart."
After Hong Qingchen checked it silently, he continued to ask: "...Qingxue, do you have a system panel? If so, I want to see what it looks like?"
"Of course there is, you can see for yourself." After Qingxue finished speaking, she waved her hand lightly and an ancient-style panel appeared in front of her eyes:
Hong Qingchen
Age: Twelve
Appearance: handsome as a banished fairy
Realm: none
Physique: Hongmeng Taoism
Dao Heart: Pure Dao Heart
Fairy: no
Weapon: none
……
Hong Qingchen saw Dao Xin frowned: "Qingxue, what's the situation with Wugou Dao Xin?"
Qingxue: "Oh, you said that... that is what you have."
Hong Qingchen: "???"
Qingxue: "Stupid, as the highest nobleman in the system world, how can I bind useless people."
Hong Qingchen: "In other words, Qingxue bound me because of Wugou Dao Heart."
After hearing this, Qingxue smiled mysteriously: "Yes, and no, you will know later."
Hong Qingchen: "This... okay, then Qingxue, what is the use of this Wugou Dao Heart?"
Qingxue: "With a heart that is out of the dust, live a life in the dust, with a vulgar body, try to live a life that is not ordinary but still ordinary, watch the flowers bloom quietly, wither and flourish at will, everything, freely and happily."
Hong Qingchen: "??? Speaking human words..."
Qingxue: "Stupid, thanks to the fact that you are still a top student, you don't even know this, your heart is clean, and you are at peace.
The popular point is that everything can be done according to one's inclinations, and the feelings are more flat than ordinary people. This is the most suitable heart for cultivating Taoism. "
After hearing this, Hong Qingchen suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case... No wonder I'm so indifferent to all kinds of feelings."
Qingxue: "Okay, what am I talking about with you? It's a waste of time. If you have any questions, hurry up and ask them. I'm going to go back to sleep after I finish."
"..." Hong Qingchen suppressed the curiosity in his heart, and continued: "Qingxue, where am I now?"
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