I have the strongest merit system

It’s too unexpected!

Li Chengfeng never expected that Asuka could shit on his head?

And it fell on his mouth. At that moment, he wished he could spit out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

The two girls who were snuggling up to Li Chengfeng also avoided them with disgust.

Bird Baba, how disgusting.

"Quick, water, get me some water." Li Chengfeng shouted angrily.

The two girls came to their senses and hurriedly looked around.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Yang Xi snatched a bottle of drink from a passing woman.

The woman hurriedly said: "Hey, what are you doing, this is..."

Yang Xi ignored her, ran to Li Chengfeng and handed it to him.

Li Chengfeng quickly fell down on his face, rubbed and washed frantically, and took a big gulp to rinse his mouth.

But soon, Li Chengfeng's eyes widened, and he spat it out again, cursing, "You're so angry, what is this?"

"Hey, this is my child's urine, don't drink it." The woman also chased after her and reminded her loudly.

She also pulled a five or six-year-old boy, staring at the strange uncle who drank his own urine in shock!

Li Chengfeng: "..."

Yang Xi: "..."

"Ouch..." Li Chengfeng couldn't bear it anymore, lying on the ground, retching crazily again.

Yang Xi's face was pale, and his heart was flustered.

Drink urine for Li Chengfeng?

It's over, it's over, the glory and wealth in your dreams are all over.

"Yang Xi, you bitch, you let me drink...I'll beat you to death." Li Chengfeng was also very angry, feeling that Yang Xi was too stupid, and in anger, he got up and rushed to beat someone.

But when he got up, he didn't notice that there was a sharp object under his feet. He tripped over and landed on the ground with a slap on his face. His nose bleeds from the fall, and he fell into a daze.

"Brother Feng, are you okay? Call an ambulance, and I'll call an ambulance for you." Yang Xi hurriedly looked for the phone from his bag, but the next moment, the phone accidentally dropped on the ground and the screen broke.

Yang Xi's painful face was distorted, this is the latest iPhone 1 that he just bought! More than [-] yuan.

Wei Yang was also dumbfounded watching this scene.

Is this the unlucky card item?

This is also fulfilled too fast, right?

And continuous unlucky, too miserable!

But this is just the beginning, the effect of an hour, no matter how vigilant and careful this guy is, he will definitely be unlucky a few times.

Sure enough, the products produced by the system are all fetishes.

Wei Yang was looking forward to the civil crime exposure video.

Not long after, another girl found water and washed Li Chengfeng, and the two of them carefully supported Li Chengfeng to leave.

The people he was thrown were hysterical and could only be taken away.

Wei Yang followed behind with great anticipation, eating melons and watching the show.

Carefully along the way, the two girls took Li Chengfeng out of the gate of the event, asked someone to drive over, and took Li Chengfeng to the hospital for treatment.

I thought it wasn't fun to watch.

Wei Yang was about to turn around and leave.

Suddenly a passing tricycle rolled over next to the three of them, and a large aluminum pot directly hit Li Chengfeng's body, pinning him down.

This time, the two girls were going crazy, scratching their heads with both hands, at a loss.

Li Chengfeng was lying on the ground, his eyes were dull, as if he was stupid.

"It deserves it, this is just an appetizer, the big meal is still to come." Wei Yang smiled, turned around leisurely, and walked to the inside of the event.

A few minutes later, Wei Yang saw a huge venue surrounded by sheds, and all kinds of delicacies were being cooked underneath, but the most abundant one was crayfish of various flavors.

And there is a huge stage directly opposite, and the layout is being adjusted. It is estimated that singers have been invited to sing.

On the stage, and on the left and right sides, there are huge screens, so that the audience can see the singers on the stage clearly and hear their singing.

Seeing this, Wei Yang's eyes moved slightly, and he had an idea.

Just in front of a shed under the stage, Wei Yang took a bottle of mineral water and silently waited for the opportunity.

Suddenly, Wei Yang's arm was grabbed by someone, and his head was buried in his chest, and then a nice female voice whispered: "Brother, do me a favor, someone is catching me, help me cover it up."

Wei Yang paused, looked at the girl who was curled up in his arms, as if acting like a baby, but with her head curled up in the coat and hat, and was a little speechless.

I didn't use the Lucky Card item on myself.

How could such a good thing happen?

Just as he was surprised, Wei Yang noticed that several people were approaching, looking around, they seemed to be looking for the girl in his arms.

Wei Yang pondered for a moment, then decisively hugged the girl.

Since you have come to ask for help, I will help you out of mercy.

This hug made Wei Yang secretly happy.

This girl looks thin and thin, but she is actually quite material. Her body is soft, as if she is holding a sponge, which is very comfortable.

The girl was taken aback by the hug and struggled a bit.

Wei Yang whispered: "They are coming, don't move around."

The girl was so frightened that she hurriedly quieted down.

Soon, several people walked past Wei Yang and searched elsewhere.

Wei Yang didn't remind him either, all the shields were done, at least give some benefits.

After a while, the girl asked timidly, "Are you gone?"

Wei Yang pretended to look around, and said, "I seem to be hiding by the side, hey, you're still watching me, good guy, you look like a plainclothes policeman, little sister, what are you doing?"

"I'm not a bad person." The girl retorted hastily.

"Then why are so many people trying to arrest you?" Wei Yang asked back.

The girl snorted, "These guys were sent by my family to arrest me."

"Your home?"

"That's right, how old am I? I'm still in school, yet they ask me to get married. Hmph, I don't agree. I'm going to go with them myself." The girl felt aggrieved.

Wei Yang was speechless.

It sounds like she is still a rich lady.

How could such bloody things still happen to me?

Thinking of the identity of a girl, Wei Yang suddenly lost interest.

He is really not interested in things like grievances between rich and powerful families.

He is even less interested in girls from wealthy families.

What Wei Yang likes is still the kind of girl who is simple, kind, not so fancy, and doesn't need to have a big background, so life is easier.

Resolutely letting go of the girl, Wei Yang said: "Okay, everyone is gone, you are fine."

The girl carefully looked around, and was sure that the people who wanted to arrest her were gone, so she breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Wei Yang, and showed a sweet smile: "Thank you."

Wei Yang was taken aback.

I was a little surprised, this girl is quite beautiful, especially when she smiles, as if the air is sweet, making people like it at first sight.

But Wei Yang is not a dick who can't move when he sees a woman, he quickly regained his senses, and then said: "You're welcome, you'd better leave now while there is no one around."

The girl didn't leave, but looked at Wei Yang, and asked in amazement: "Brother, you smell so good. I just lay down for a while, and the headache after staying up late has disappeared, and my spirit has improved. It's amazing." , what brand of perfume is this?"

Wei Yang paused.

This is the three-flavored incense, it's in your pocket.

This thing can refresh one's mind and relieve fatigue. Naturally, Wei Yang has to experience it for himself, so it will be easier to sell.

I didn't expect to be noticed by other girls.

This is a door-to-door customer!

Wei Yang looked at the girl and explained with a smile: "This is the three-flavored incense, an exclusive ancient formula, which is rare in the world. It can refresh the mind, relieve fatigue, and eliminate odors, making the body and mind happy."

The girl tilted her head, seemed to think about it, nodded and said: "It seems to be like this, this thing is amazing, I have never experienced such a good effect of incense, bro, is there any for sale?"

Wei Yang smiled, what a pleasant surprise, my rich lady buyer.

"Yes, but it's a bit expensive."

"Brother, just say how much."

"Sanwei incense, one serving has three effects, one effect is 100 million, no bargaining."

The girl also smiled: "Okay, I want two."

Wei Yang:? ? ?