I have the strongest merit system

I saw Uncle Yandai's yard again, and it was no different from before.

The bare tree is still very bare, without half a leaf, lifeless.

The little bed I made on it is still there.

After entering the courtyard, the beautiful lady in her thirties next door appeared again, but it was different from before.

This time, the lady looked at Wei Yang with affectionate eyes and infinite shyness.

Excuse me, this bitch has appointed me to be greedy.

Wei Yang muttered secretly.

But to be honest, women are young in their teens, mature in their twenties, and aggressive in their thirties.

A woman in her early thirties is the real cannon stand, which can be called a 360-degree cooperation without dead ends. As long as you can operate it, you will definitely be able to set it up.

Although this noble lady is evil, she is beautiful.

Reach out and don't hit the smiling person.

Not everyone is like that stupid old beggar, moody, give it face, it doesn't want it.

Immediately, Wei Yang also smiled at the lady, then walked over, and handed the lady a juicy and tender cucumber through the courtyard wall.

The noble lady became more shy when she saw her. Although her eyes were dead, she expressed her joy with her gestures.

Wei Yang couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch its face, and said, "We'll have dinner here later, come and eat together."

The noble lady was about to nod, when she suddenly felt something, she turned her head and found that it was the rickety uncle looking over, with cold eyes, which made it tremble in fright, hugged the cucumber, and fled back to its own room.

Wei Yang looked regretfully, looked at the rickety uncle and said, "Master, why are you scaring it?"

The rickety man snorted, "This woman is not strong enough, and she can't control her death aura. You boy, your cultivation base has not yet reached the realm of golden pills. If you really want to have sex with her, once you come down, you will be exhausted." Ten years of Yangshou, how many times can you do it?"

The corner of Wei Yang's mouth twitched.

I am.

A ten-year lifespan?It's too expensive, I can't afford it.

Resolutely gave up that curious idea.

Wei Yang began to get busy.

The first is to set up the table.

The last time I used that small stone table, I didn't enjoy eating.

Wei Yang is fully prepared this time.

The table used is the Eight Immortals turntable table.

In addition, twelve chairs were prepared.

Afterwards, Wei Yang took out the bowls and chopsticks and began to arrange them.

Two roasted whole lambs, big elbows, roasted chicken, roasted duck, stewed eggs, pig feet, soft-shelled turtles, and peanuts.

They are all hard vegetables, each of which is served in a small pot, filling the turntable to the brim.

Then there was Yulong Spring, and I directly made two tanks and put them next to it, and I could drink them casually.

This time, Wei Yang came here, ready to bleed heavily.

It is necessary to serve the evil bosses with names and surnames in Jiuyou City.

See Wei Yang's preparations.

Even the rickety old man couldn't help his throat throbbing.

Good guy, many of them have never been eaten before, this kid is generous.

The fat baby even had green eyes.

But this little kid is also sensible.

The food that was taken out at this time has not been eaten yet, and it cannot be seated.

At this time, people began to come to the door one after another.

General Yuan with black hair.

The white-haired and red-faced fishing mother-in-law.

A blacksmith with a beard and a dog.

Mr. Yang, a white-faced old scholar.

Originally, outside the street, there were some evil spirits scattered here and there, and there were also evil spirits in the houses on both sides of the street.

When these few people appeared, those evil spirits disappeared without a trace in an instant.

It's like a shark passing by and small fish fleeing.

Before he came in, General Yuan said pleasantly: "Good wine, good food, hahahaha, after so many years, this general is looking forward to it."

"Good boy, it's time to spend." The fisherman's face is kind, but her eyes are dead, which are the unique eyes of the evil spirit, and it is also the embodiment of its nature.

So, don't look at them as surprises, kindness, love, and concern.

Maybe those emotions do exist.

But in the midst of full tyranny, at most a little.

That is Wei Yang, so this is reflected in a little bit. If you are an outsider, you don't care about life or death, and you can kill with your heart.

"Hey, Brother Yuan, Grandma Yu, Brother Gou, Mr. Yang, you are here, please take a seat." Wei Yang greeted with a smile.

"Don't worry, that old smoker hasn't arrived yet. After all, this is his territory. We still have to show some face." Granny Yu responded with a smile.

"Hey, standing still is standing, come, have some snacks before dinner."

Wei Yang said, and handed Granny Yu a bottle of yogurt, which was still iced.

Passed some Huazi to General Yuan, Blacksmith Gou, Mr. Yang, and Mr. Ricket.

See Hanako.

Mr. Yang said with a smile: "I met the old cigarette pipe earlier, and saw him making this. I wanted to ask for two, but he refused to give it like a treasure. It turned out that he got it from my little brother."

Wei Yang said with a smile: "This is called Huazi. It's a good smoke. It's only for men. Give it a try."

General Yuan smiled and said: "I will. I met a few ugly little things before, hammered them, and found this thing. After trying it, I think it is quite good and has a taste."

As he spoke, General Yuan stuffed it into his mouth, then pinched his fingers, and a flame burst out and ignited.

He took a breath and spit it out again, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

After imitating the example, soon, the others also learned to smoke, and for a while, a few elders were puffing.

If this was seen outside, everyone would think it was a family chatting and beating farts. Who would dare to believe that if one of them was released at random, it would be a terrifying evil that would be treated with caution by the masters of the Yuanshen Realm, and they would not even want to be enemies.

Before it was too late, a figure came from afar.

"Here comes the old pipe." Uncle Ricket said.

"Heh, it's taking its light today. It seems that later we have to beg for it and ask Hades to help it. At least it can talk. It's been so many years, just smoking dry cigarettes. It's boring." Mr. Yang smiled.

"Hey, it also depends on chance, otherwise Emperor Hades can't help it."

"After all, existences like ours are said to be immortal, but who knows the pain of our ascension? Especially at our level, thousands of years are like a moment. What was like before is what it is now. It is difficult to break through. Ah!" General Yuan sighed.

"I think this old pipe is probably not far from breaking through." Granny Yu smiled, as if she had seen through something.

Wait for the big man to come in.

Another chat.

The main thing is the communication between them, not in human words, but in a wicked way.

After a while, Uncle Yandai looked at Wei Yang with a smile and nodded, and everyone began to take their seats one after another.

sit down.

As the host, Wei Yang had to say a few words.

Clearing his throat, Wei Yang said with a smile: "Everyone, I am most familiar with Uncle Ricket and Uncle Cigarette. After all, we have met twice and we have been together for a while."

"It's the first time I've met you and the others, but it doesn't matter. The first time you're new, the second time you're acquainted. I'm a junior. Here, I'll give you a toast first. I've done it. You can do whatever you want."

After finishing speaking, Wei Yang picked up the bowl full of wine and drank it down in one gulp.

Uncle Rickets, Uncle Smoking Pipes, of course they all did their part and drank dry.

Wei Yang put down the bowl and continued: "Everyone is open-minded, don't talk nonsense, the feelings are here, let's eat first."

For a while, the table was very lively.

They all haven't eaten for many years. When they tasted it, they were so heroic. Even looking at the gentle and kind fisherman, they pulled off a leg of lamb and chewed it until the bones were swallowed by it.

Seeing this, Wei Yang couldn't help but curiously asked the rickety old man next to him: "Master, this Jiuyou City is not completely isolated from the outside world, why can't you trade with the outside world? At least exchange some food and drink. It's also very simple."

Uncle Rickets shook his head: "This is the rule set by the Underworld Emperor. It is not allowed to actively contact the monks of Qimen, and the first function of Jiuyou City is to prove our existence, and the second is to randomly release some Earth Qi Dragon Pills. Maintain my position in the Nine Netherlands."

Wei Yang continued to ask: "What's the point of randomly releasing the Earth Qi Dragon Pill?"

"It's nothing special, just look pleasing to the eye. I used to be the gatekeeper, and then you are the master of the cigarette bag. The people who come, no matter what strength they are, have to look pleasing to the eye. If they don't look pleasing to the eye, they will fight. You are a cultivator in Yuanshen Realm, and you have to be in awe when you encounter the ten-direction ban." Uncle Ricket replied proudly.

Wei Yang was dumbfounded.

What the hell.

After so many years of relationship, those who have obtained the Earth Qi Dragon Pill are not because of their strength and hard work, but because they are pleasing to your eyes.

But this is also reasonable.

After all, now you also see me pleasing to the eye.

Hey, in order to get through this dungeon, I spent a lot of money, brothers and sisters, don't let me lose money.

They were eating and drinking, suddenly the rickety old man got up suddenly, and their expressions became very unnatural.

Especially General Yuan, who still had a big mouthful of meat in his mouth, but he didn't dare to chew, swallow, let alone spit it out.

Their eyes stared straight at the door, at a loss, full of awe.

Wei Yang looked over curiously, then froze.

There are two women standing at the door, one big and one small, isn't it the first time I came here, the woman called Mrs. Fengguo I saw, and her lovely daughter in a little red dress.

After a pause, Wei Yang was ecstatic, shouting and rushing over.

"Sister, I miss you so much."

Then he plunged into the woman's arms, feeling great softness.