Ultimate Blade Shadow in One Piece Navy
Chapter 54 Have you ever been naked?
"Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?"
In Porusalino's office, Porosalino was working overtime... sitting in his seat, watching the girl constantly cutting videos of his combat, with a glass of wine and a cigarette, looking at his highlights .
Skyler was not that happy. She thought Porusalino would only let her do things she knew how to do, such as making coffee, making tea, and organizing paperwork.
But cutting the video?Especially the film burned by this kind of video phone bug. This was the first time she had seen it seriously. She was not familiar with it at all, let alone cutting.
But Porusalino didn't care. Anyway, as long as he didn't do the work himself, it didn't matter to him, and... didn't he work overtime too?How rare is this?
The only one who is depressed is Skyler. The assessment will start the day after tomorrow, but she doesn't even have a chance to take advantage of it temporarily. She has to stay in this office, holding scissors and glue, and making the oldest video of this kind. "Cut" editing work.
Why did Porusalino suddenly ask Skyler to cut a highlight battle video for him?
The reason is very simple, that is, there is a conference before the assessment starts two days later. At the conference, the introductions of the two officers will be played. The scheming boy Sakaski finished it half a year ago.
Porusalino didn't think about it until the end of training this afternoon, and then asked Skyler to work overtime to edit the video for him.
There was a lot of material, but Porusalino was basically motionless when he was fighting. Skyler searched for a long time before he found a few images with body movements and sounds.
Looking at the handwritten subtitles on the video, Skyler didn't know where the link was wrong and asked a somewhat off-putting question.
"Lieutenant General Porusalino, when you are peeing, you will say to the toilet: 'Have you ever been naked?' Is this the case?"
"Pfft~"
As soon as these words came out, even Porusalino couldn't hold it in anymore. He couldn't swallow the wine he just drank, and even vomited it out due to nausea.
"Ahem~Skyler-chan~This kind of tiger and wolf words are not something a little girl like you should say~"
Hearing this, Skyler was also a little embarrassed, but she didn't say anything. After all, this kind of scene would only get darker and darker, and adults would just keep silent to each other and pretend that the incident never happened.
Skyler continued to review the video he had edited, watching Porusalino go back and forth with those four moves, three moves named after the three artifacts, plus a light speed kick. I have to say, no matter how you look at it, it looks like " "Journey to the West".
"Lieutenant General Porusalino, why don't you develop more moves to make yourself look cooler?"
Skyler asked her own question. After all, she felt that it was a pity that Porusalino's fruit abilities, the developed moves, and their own special effects would be repeated over and over again.
"Oh~ tell me, what else can I develop?"
Porusalino also seemed to want to cover the embarrassing topic with a new topic. After hearing this, Skyler said:
"What about Cyclops? Your light can fly out from your fingers. It shouldn't be difficult to shoot it out with your eyes, right? Think about it, when you stare, two beams of light will shoot out from your eyes and directly defeat the enemy. It must be cool, right?"
Hearing this, Porusalino put down his wine glass, adjusted his brown sunglasses, and said:
"It's a very interesting idea~ But why use your eyes? That will damage your eyes, so it's better to use your mouth.
Skyler-chan~ Do you still remember what I said about the most important thing about being strong?
Sound~ If I shout and a light bomb flies out, it will be even cooler~"
Skyler shook her head immediately. She recalled the scene in the Dragon Ball anime where Old Piccolo was defeated by Goku and spit out the egg.
Seeing Skyler's objection, Porusalino took a breath and said, "It's really a pity~"
"It's not a pity, not a pity at all!"
Skyler thought for a while and adjusted the video back a bit. Porusalino in the video shot an eight-foot magatama shot, which filled the sky with light bombs, and then triggered a violent explosion. Looking at this scene, Skyler said :
"Lieutenant General Porusalino, does your light still have the ability to explode?"
"Hmm~"
Porusalino replied casually, and Skyler asked: "Does that mean there is 'heat'?"
"Hmm~"
"Have you ever heard that heating with light is equivalent to fire? In other words, you can actually steal the moves of Lieutenant General Sakaski, or the moves of people with the Burning Fruit ability."
Skyler didn't know if there were any users with the ability to use the Burning Fruit, but the Burning Fruit was recorded in the Devil Fruit Encyclopedia. If Porusalino wanted it, he should be able to get the information.
After hearing Skyler's suggestion, Porusalino really showed a thoughtful look, but he quickly shook his head and said: "Their moves are too... dry, and it's very uncomfortable to watch~"
Seeing Porusalino's refusal, Skyler continued to meditate, then hit his left palm with his right fist and said extremely excitedly:
"I remember that your light can be condensed into a sword, which means that your light is malleable!
How about the Giant of Light?I've already thought of a name. How about just following your custom and calling it Susanoo? "
Hearing this, Porusalino pouted and said, "Isn't that the Great Buddha form of the Warring States General?
And I have a junior fellow student who has Poison Fruit ability. He has a move called Poison Giant Weapon, which is a bit like what you said...
It’s so disgusting~”
As he said that, Porusalino shuddered, as if he was disgusted by the picture in his mind.
Skyler scratched his hair and said dissatisfied: "Then what kind of moves do you like?"
"Skyler-chan~ Don't be so grumpy~ What I want is simple, a little high-end~ a little cool~ and at the same time very unique~"
Porusalino "comforted" Skyler. After all, the video hadn't been edited yet, so he made a request so that Skyler could continue working while thinking.
But Skyler ignored it and just muttered dissatisfiedly:
"The requirements are so high and so high-end... can you develop wave-particle duality, optical tweezers mechanics, optical communications, and applications of microwave and gamma light?"
"boom!"
The sudden noise startled Skyler. She turned her head and saw Porusalino standing gloomily, with wine glasses, cigarettes, etc. scattered all over the table.
Porusalino frowned with a sullen face, and he almost used all his strength to see and hear the color haqi. He had hardly ever been so nervous.
"Who told you this?"
Porusalino felt that the huge headquarters building was now empty, and he breathed a sigh of relief. He tried his best to calm his mood and asked Skyler.
Skyler also woke up from the shock at this time, and said with a puzzled face: "I heard what someone said, what's wrong?"
If Skyler were asked to tell what she meant by what she just said, there is a high probability that she would not be able to tell it without using a high probability.
Being able to remember these names is already her limit. Not to mention her eyes, even if the results paper is placed in front of her, she can't understand it.
Porusalino looked at Skyler. He could feel Skyler's righteousness. After being silent for a long time, he sat back in his seat and put his legs on the dirty desk:
"Did it scare you? Skyler-chan~ I'm really sorry~"
Porusalino tried to maintain a normal attitude, but his mind had already drifted to an island in the new world.
"It seems that I need to make it clear when I meet you next time..."
In Porusalino's office, Porosalino was working overtime... sitting in his seat, watching the girl constantly cutting videos of his combat, with a glass of wine and a cigarette, looking at his highlights .
Skyler was not that happy. She thought Porusalino would only let her do things she knew how to do, such as making coffee, making tea, and organizing paperwork.
But cutting the video?Especially the film burned by this kind of video phone bug. This was the first time she had seen it seriously. She was not familiar with it at all, let alone cutting.
But Porusalino didn't care. Anyway, as long as he didn't do the work himself, it didn't matter to him, and... didn't he work overtime too?How rare is this?
The only one who is depressed is Skyler. The assessment will start the day after tomorrow, but she doesn't even have a chance to take advantage of it temporarily. She has to stay in this office, holding scissors and glue, and making the oldest video of this kind. "Cut" editing work.
Why did Porusalino suddenly ask Skyler to cut a highlight battle video for him?
The reason is very simple, that is, there is a conference before the assessment starts two days later. At the conference, the introductions of the two officers will be played. The scheming boy Sakaski finished it half a year ago.
Porusalino didn't think about it until the end of training this afternoon, and then asked Skyler to work overtime to edit the video for him.
There was a lot of material, but Porusalino was basically motionless when he was fighting. Skyler searched for a long time before he found a few images with body movements and sounds.
Looking at the handwritten subtitles on the video, Skyler didn't know where the link was wrong and asked a somewhat off-putting question.
"Lieutenant General Porusalino, when you are peeing, you will say to the toilet: 'Have you ever been naked?' Is this the case?"
"Pfft~"
As soon as these words came out, even Porusalino couldn't hold it in anymore. He couldn't swallow the wine he just drank, and even vomited it out due to nausea.
"Ahem~Skyler-chan~This kind of tiger and wolf words are not something a little girl like you should say~"
Hearing this, Skyler was also a little embarrassed, but she didn't say anything. After all, this kind of scene would only get darker and darker, and adults would just keep silent to each other and pretend that the incident never happened.
Skyler continued to review the video he had edited, watching Porusalino go back and forth with those four moves, three moves named after the three artifacts, plus a light speed kick. I have to say, no matter how you look at it, it looks like " "Journey to the West".
"Lieutenant General Porusalino, why don't you develop more moves to make yourself look cooler?"
Skyler asked her own question. After all, she felt that it was a pity that Porusalino's fruit abilities, the developed moves, and their own special effects would be repeated over and over again.
"Oh~ tell me, what else can I develop?"
Porusalino also seemed to want to cover the embarrassing topic with a new topic. After hearing this, Skyler said:
"What about Cyclops? Your light can fly out from your fingers. It shouldn't be difficult to shoot it out with your eyes, right? Think about it, when you stare, two beams of light will shoot out from your eyes and directly defeat the enemy. It must be cool, right?"
Hearing this, Porusalino put down his wine glass, adjusted his brown sunglasses, and said:
"It's a very interesting idea~ But why use your eyes? That will damage your eyes, so it's better to use your mouth.
Skyler-chan~ Do you still remember what I said about the most important thing about being strong?
Sound~ If I shout and a light bomb flies out, it will be even cooler~"
Skyler shook her head immediately. She recalled the scene in the Dragon Ball anime where Old Piccolo was defeated by Goku and spit out the egg.
Seeing Skyler's objection, Porusalino took a breath and said, "It's really a pity~"
"It's not a pity, not a pity at all!"
Skyler thought for a while and adjusted the video back a bit. Porusalino in the video shot an eight-foot magatama shot, which filled the sky with light bombs, and then triggered a violent explosion. Looking at this scene, Skyler said :
"Lieutenant General Porusalino, does your light still have the ability to explode?"
"Hmm~"
Porusalino replied casually, and Skyler asked: "Does that mean there is 'heat'?"
"Hmm~"
"Have you ever heard that heating with light is equivalent to fire? In other words, you can actually steal the moves of Lieutenant General Sakaski, or the moves of people with the Burning Fruit ability."
Skyler didn't know if there were any users with the ability to use the Burning Fruit, but the Burning Fruit was recorded in the Devil Fruit Encyclopedia. If Porusalino wanted it, he should be able to get the information.
After hearing Skyler's suggestion, Porusalino really showed a thoughtful look, but he quickly shook his head and said: "Their moves are too... dry, and it's very uncomfortable to watch~"
Seeing Porusalino's refusal, Skyler continued to meditate, then hit his left palm with his right fist and said extremely excitedly:
"I remember that your light can be condensed into a sword, which means that your light is malleable!
How about the Giant of Light?I've already thought of a name. How about just following your custom and calling it Susanoo? "
Hearing this, Porusalino pouted and said, "Isn't that the Great Buddha form of the Warring States General?
And I have a junior fellow student who has Poison Fruit ability. He has a move called Poison Giant Weapon, which is a bit like what you said...
It’s so disgusting~”
As he said that, Porusalino shuddered, as if he was disgusted by the picture in his mind.
Skyler scratched his hair and said dissatisfied: "Then what kind of moves do you like?"
"Skyler-chan~ Don't be so grumpy~ What I want is simple, a little high-end~ a little cool~ and at the same time very unique~"
Porusalino "comforted" Skyler. After all, the video hadn't been edited yet, so he made a request so that Skyler could continue working while thinking.
But Skyler ignored it and just muttered dissatisfiedly:
"The requirements are so high and so high-end... can you develop wave-particle duality, optical tweezers mechanics, optical communications, and applications of microwave and gamma light?"
"boom!"
The sudden noise startled Skyler. She turned her head and saw Porusalino standing gloomily, with wine glasses, cigarettes, etc. scattered all over the table.
Porusalino frowned with a sullen face, and he almost used all his strength to see and hear the color haqi. He had hardly ever been so nervous.
"Who told you this?"
Porusalino felt that the huge headquarters building was now empty, and he breathed a sigh of relief. He tried his best to calm his mood and asked Skyler.
Skyler also woke up from the shock at this time, and said with a puzzled face: "I heard what someone said, what's wrong?"
If Skyler were asked to tell what she meant by what she just said, there is a high probability that she would not be able to tell it without using a high probability.
Being able to remember these names is already her limit. Not to mention her eyes, even if the results paper is placed in front of her, she can't understand it.
Porusalino looked at Skyler. He could feel Skyler's righteousness. After being silent for a long time, he sat back in his seat and put his legs on the dirty desk:
"Did it scare you? Skyler-chan~ I'm really sorry~"
Porusalino tried to maintain a normal attitude, but his mind had already drifted to an island in the new world.
"It seems that I need to make it clear when I meet you next time..."
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