Ultimate Blade Shadow in One Piece Navy

"Rubber band idiot! I hate to say this, but...Happy birthday! Luffy!"

Upside Down Mountain is still nearly 5000 meters away from the summit. Enel and Luffy are on a fairly large stepping stone. Enel is holding a piece of cake that Luffy gave him and suddenly said with some emotion.

Before they knew it, they had been climbing the mountain for nearly a month, falling down dozens of times, being rescued dozens of times by Skyler, and then beaten dozens of times by Garp.

Although there was a big age difference, Enilu felt that the rubber-banded idiot in front of him was more pleasing to the eye than ever before. After all... these were brothers who lived together through life and death.

Luffy was not as active as Enel, but showed a big smile and said: "Big Ear Boy, your birthday is tomorrow, right? Then you have to give me a piece of cake as well!"

Of course, they couldn't survive on the bare mountain wall for so long. After all, they had to fall two or three times a day. Each time they fell, they were going down to eat.

It's just that they persisted a little longer today, and they haven't fallen down until now. The cake was just brought to him by Skyler, and it was also the first meal on May 5th.

And when he heard that Luffy actually remembered his birthday, Enel scratched his head. The scarf had disappeared long ago, and the short golden hair had become a little longer. At this time, it was blown up by the wind, which was very funny.

This is only if there is a mountain wall where they can rest and escape the wind. Otherwise, they may not even be able to eat the cake at this time.

Enel suddenly envied Luffy, a rubber band idiot, because he never knew what dissatisfaction was. He would not be dissatisfied if he couldn't climb up, nor would he be dissatisfied if he fell down.

He would not be dissatisfied even if he was beaten by Garp. As long as he could eat a meal after being beaten, he would be full of energy and continue to conquer this impossible mountain.

If it weren't for such a natural idiot accompanying him, Enelu felt that he wouldn't be able to survive a week, but... before he knew it, nearly a month had passed.

He is getting closer and closer to the unreachable mountain top. Although the mountain wind is getting stronger and stronger, this achievement will be cleared with one careful step, but... this process of conquering the impossible bit by bit makes Aini Lu felt that he had gained a lot of insights.

As a "god", that was something he had never experienced before. He had never taken such a step-by-step step. Although he was in a lot of moods at the moment,... Enelu really wanted to thank this rubber band idiot.

"Don't you like cake? Then I'll help you eat it..."

While Enel was remembering this period of time, Luffy had already finished eating a three-layer cake, and looked at the fist-sized cake in Enel's hand, salivating.

Luffy even stretched out his hand to snatch back the cake he gave away.

"Rubber band idiot!!!"

Enel roared angrily and dodged Luffy's claws, but the two of them moved quickly. The mountain wall could only accommodate the two of them, so he didn't feel sorry for them.

Enel's feet were in the air and he fell down. Luffy subconsciously wanted to stretch out his arms to catch Enel, but the sea stone collar around his neck prevented him from actively using his abilities.

Moreover, he threw his arm too hard and fell down.

In mid-air, Enelu looked at the spider web that was being woven quickly below, sighed, and then... stuffed the cake in his hand into his mouth.

"duang~duang~"

The two fell onto the spider web that Skyler had woven using ghost-binding silk. The center of the spider web fell rapidly, but the speed gradually slowed down. When the two were only a few meters away from the ground, they stopped falling.

"deng~deng~"

The ghost binding threads broke one by one, and the two of them fell directly to the ground, but... they were used to falling, so they quickly got up, then lay down on their sides, holding their heads with their hands, and curling up their legs.

This is what Skyler taught them, the best position for being spanked.

"Ah haha~ I thought you two would be squatting there forever today!"

Garp laughed loudly, holding two fists as big as casseroles, and walked slowly towards this side.

"Bang bang bang ~ bang bang bang~"

Half an hour later, Enel and Luffy, with their noses and faces swollen, sat at the makeshift dining table. A merchant ship docked not far away, and people were taking food from the merchant ship in a steady stream.

There are usually no merchant ships coming to Twin Capes, and there are no living areas around it. Apart from stocking up on dry food like Kurokas, the only way to eat is to fish.

But... Karp and Skyler chose a more genius approach. They chartered two merchant ships. The merchant ships went back and forth once a week and then stationed for a week to provide them with various foods.

There are no disadvantages to this method, except that it costs a lot of money, but...Skyler and Garp are not short of money.

As soon as the barbecue was served on the table, the two brothers Enel and Luffy began to resurrect. In less than a month, the appearance that Enel had maintained for so many years completely collapsed.

The way he was doing his job was like Luffy, the rubber band idiot.

"click~"

The door of the lighthouse opened, and Kurokas walked over confidently. Garp forced him to drink his tea, and it was natural for him to come and force him to eat!

Moreover, his appetite is so small that whether he eats it or not will not affect the size of his lunch, so Garp and Skyler are too lazy to talk to this old man who is also shameless.

The speed at which a group of five people destroyed the food depended on the speed at which the chefs produced it. After more than an hour, Luffy finally had his fill, but his body... became even more majestic than Garp.

Although Luffy is locked by the Sea Tower Stone Collar and cannot actively use his abilities, his body transformed by the fruit will not restore, so he can still stuff enough food.

When he came to the foot of the mountain and wanted to start climbing, he found that his hands could not touch the mountain wall at all and were blocked by his belly. He hit the mountain wall hard, trying to squeeze the wall and deform his belly. Let your hands grasp the gable.

but...

"duang~"

He was suddenly bounced back to the ground. Luffy lying on the ground was like an overturned tortoise, waving his limbs constantly, but he couldn't touch the ground.

"Hahahaha~rubber band idiot!!!"

Enel smiled happily. He no longer had any worries or annoyance about the mountain climbing that was about to begin again. He started climbing the mountain lightly in front of Luffy.

"Rubber fruit...hehe~"

Kurokas wiped his glasses with a napkin and made some sounds that seemed to have no meaning. Skyler ignored him, and neither did Garp, but the reasons were different.

But in just a few minutes, Luffy began to shrink in size. If someone touched his skin, they would find that his body temperature was much higher than usual.

Skyler will also do this when he activates life return and quickly digests food. However, unlike Luffy, Skyler needs to consciously control his body organs to speed up digestion.

But Luffy...he seemed to have become an instinct, an instinct that he didn't even realize.

After ten minutes, Luffy fully recovered. With his thin arms and legs, he bounced on the ground a few times, screamed strangely, and began to conquer the Upside Down Mountain again.

He didn't look tired at all, and even... the swelling caused by Garp's beating had already disappeared. This kind of resilience was no worse than Skyler.

Ten minutes later, Luffy could finally see Enel's figure. Half an hour later, he finally caught up with Enel. An hour later, both of them began to become out of breath.

At this time, they also came to the middle section, where the mountain wind began to rage. Both of them began to slow down, their bodies just sticking to the mountain, climbing cautiously.

Although they have conquered three-quarters of the way, it does not mean that they can climb higher than the last time every time. If they are not careful, they will still fall.

From dusk to midnight, and from midnight to dawn, the two finally returned to the mountain wall where they were yesterday. At this time, there was a cake placed on the mountain wall.

Skyler didn't know when he ran up again and placed another birthday cake there.

After crawling all night, Luffy was already hungry. At this moment, his eyes suddenly lit up. When Enel saw this, he shouted in horror: "Rubber band idiot! That's my cake!"

"Cake! Cake! Cake!"

But Luffy had long since been unable to hear any of Enelu's words, and just instinctively climbed towards the mountain wall. Seeing this, Enelu gritted his teeth angrily, and kept climbing towards that side.

With his longer hands and feet, Eniru grabbed the edge of the mountain wall first and was about to push up. In an instant, his whole body sank and he almost fell. When he looked down, Luffy was already hanging on his legs.

"Get down! Get down!!!"

Enel roared angrily and kept swinging his body, trying to throw Luffy off, but Luffy held Enel tightly at this time and refused to let go at all.

"Hmph! This time, I won't let you succeed!"

Even with Luffy hanging on his body, Enelu forced himself to climb up the mountain wall. In other words, only his upper body climbed up the mountain wall. His upper body lay on the mountain wall, and Enelu stretched out his hand.

Finally, he grabbed the cake box and roughly opened it with one hand. Regardless of the image, Enel grabbed a large piece and then devoured it.

The good cake was scratched by his scratches, but when he felt Luffy crawling down his body little by little, Enel didn't care about his face at all.

Just like a cat digging out cat litter after going to the toilet, Eneloo is extremely fast, and it has one more step than cats, that is, it puts the scraped things into its mouth.

"Cake...cake!!!"

But when Luffy finally climbed up, all he saw was the cream stained on the cake box and base. He jumped up the mountain wall like crazy and swallowed up the last bit of cream.

"Hi~Hi~"

Because he ate too fast and too fast, and continued to exert force while eating, Enelu kept hiccupping, and his stomach kept regurgitating stomach acid, which made him uncomfortable.

However, seeing Luffy's appearance made him feel very comfortable, so he smiled and endured the churning in his stomach and the hiccups that kept interrupting his breath. There was a bit of wickedness and embarrassment in his complacency.

A day later, the two squatted on the small mountain wall again. Luffy, a happy idiot, actually had tears in his eyes. He didn't cry when he was beaten, and he didn't cry when he almost fell to death, but because he couldn't eat the cake. , almost cried.

Enelu was not much better. He squatted on the mountain wall, covering his stomach with one hand, enduring the discomfort. He was also a little embarrassed when he looked at the appearance of the fellow sufferers who had supported him along the way.

After all, I agreed yesterday to leave a piece for Luffy, but now I not only failed to show my generosity, but even acted stingier than the greedy Luffy.

He obviously didn't have the appetite to eat the whole cake, but he just couldn't think of it for some reason.

Shaking his head, Enel stretched out his hand, trying to comfort Luffy, but he forgot that his hand at this time was covered in cream, like a piece of cake that had been in a car accident.

At least... in Luffy's eyes, this is cake.

Panic suddenly appeared in Anelu's eyes, because Luffy suddenly opened his bloody mouth and bit his hand.

"You...ahhhhh!!!"

Enel screamed in pain, and Luffy also let go of his teeth and said with a look of disgust: "What? It turns out to be raw meat... No, it turns out to be a hand."

Luffy complained, and when he saw Enel's murderous eyes, he changed his words wisely. Enel shook his hand and looked at the extra teeth marks and several bleeding spots on his hand, but he couldn't get angry.

As soon as he shook his hand, the cream had fallen off. After squatting on the mountain wall for a while, Enelu continued the topic he just wanted to say and said:

"This time I didn't keep my promise! Let's do this. When we complete the task of climbing the mountain and encounter the first restaurant, we will go there to eat. I will make sure you are full!"

"That's what you said!"

Luffy was not polite or held a grudge. After hearing Enel saying that he wanted to treat him to dinner, he smiled, then looked at the top of the mountain and said, "I think I can climb up today!"

"I'm sure I can climb up there faster than you!"

The two men resumed their bickering appearance, stood up from the mountain wall, jumped high, and wanted to grab the bulge of the mountain wall, but they seemed to have forgotten that their hands seemed clean, but they were still extremely slippery.

Even though the power in their hands was much stronger than a month ago, they still couldn't catch it. The two of them missed it and looked at each other in confusion in the air.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Ahhhh!!!"

Very skillfully, the two of them rolled down from the high altitude again. Compared with yesterday... there was no progress at all, and they were both "dead".

When the two passed through the spider web buffer and landed on the ground of Twin Capes again, they saw Garp squatting on the edge of the cliff brushing his teeth. Garp also turned his head and showed a big smile.

Morning exercise may be a beautiful thing!

Before breakfast started, I beat up Garp who was making appetizers for two people, so he made two extra bowls of rice for breakfast.Enel and Luffy were not so happy. Of course, the speed of cooking had not slowed down, but they were obviously in a bad mood.

After eating breakfast and eliminating food, the two of them washed their hands several times spontaneously and started climbing upwards again.

Watching the two men leaping on the mountain, Skyler said to Garp: "I'm afraid it won't be possible to stop them for too long. They have obviously been able to withstand the strongest mountain wind. If they fall...

Even idiots like the two of them would find something wrong, right? "

The two people's constant "challenge failures" were not due to their own fault. Skyler and Garp also did a lot of tricks, including adding a lot of "poison" to their cakes.

It's just that they had preconceptions that the sea floor stone collar would make them weak, so they never discovered that they were actually weaker when they were full than when they were hungry.

This was all Garp's idea. Garp didn't want to beat them a few more times, but... if it was just to climb the Upside Down Mountain, it would not be very difficult, and it would not bring enough training to the two of them.

Physical training alone is not enough, especially for Enelu. If it is just physical training that makes him stronger, it will only make him swell more.

Failure, severe failure, is the best way to teach Enelu a lesson.

A serious failure was impossible, because Enel was already used to being beaten by Skyler or Garp, so Garp came up with the idea of ​​using quantity to make up for quality.

And add one more thing, that is, let Eniro lose to himself, not to others, so that he will be bruised and think, otherwise, he will be at the level of a pawn.

Of course, pawns seen through the eyes of Cap and Skyler.

Garp looked at Enelu who was climbing continuously and his eyes no longer looked as depressing as a week or two ago. He nodded and said:

"It's almost done. You can ask them to stop for a while. I've been eating for so many days and my stomach feels uncomfortable."

Garp said, rubbing his belly, walking towards the lighthouse, and shouted: "I'm dying, come out quickly and save me!"

In the bathroom of the lighthouse, Kurokas, who looked exhausted, also gritted his teeth and shouted: "You think I can do it?!"

The dosage of potions was increasing day by day. At first, Kurokas could still rely on some herbs for disinfection, but when the herbs were used up and the dosage of poisons increased, he couldn't hold on anymore.

Although Garp uses drugs that don't really affect the body, no one can stand spending fourteen hours on the toilet every day. He keeps taking them just because he doesn't want to lose money.

Garp is even better than him. At least he can exercise and speed up the blood flow. Although this will make the poison more powerful, it will not last that long.

And that little effect has no effect on Garp at all, but Kurokas is different. He is just a doctor. Although he is somewhat weak, he...can't hold on.

Fourteen hours a day for toilet time, two hours for eating and drinking, and eight hours for sleeping. This is Kurokas' life for half a month.

But when I heard that not only did Garp not get the money, he even shamelessly asked to treat him himself. It was so shameless!

Seeing that Kurokas didn't come out, Garp searched the lighthouse for a long time and found some herbs and pills, no matter what they were used for. He stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them a few times and swallowed them.

At this time, Kurokas walked out of the toilet and held on to the wall. When he saw what Garp was eating, he did not stop him. Only after he swallowed it, he smiled and said:

"Congratulations, you will die due to kidney failure. I didn't expect that it was me who avenged those pirates in the end!"

"what?"

Karp: (?｀?Д?′)!!

For a moment, Garp couldn't tell whether what Culokas said was true or false, but he didn't seem to take the risk. He rushed directly towards the toilet, pushed Culokas away, and faced the toilet where there was still an aftertaste. , began to retching.

However, if Garp, who has the attribute of Pixiu, swallows something, how can he spit it out?Even though he wanted to vomit it out at this moment,... his body couldn't do it.

After retching for half an hour, Garp, who still suffered no loss at all, returned to the outside of the lighthouse with a look of despair, sat on the steps, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Skyler did not intervene in this matter. After all...if Garp could really be poisoned, he would have died long ago. A strong body is not only useful in fights.

Even if the poison Garp just took was really poison, the small dose would be insignificant to him. Among other things, the anesthetic that can anesthetize an ordinary elephant will never anesthetize Garp.

Of course, it's possible that Garp fell asleep, but that was because he wanted to sleep, not just because he was anesthetized.

Anyway, maybe Garp will forget about it after a while.

And this is also true. When Enel and Luffy fell down again late at night, Garp, who woke up, resurrected with full health and beat them up.

However, Skyler did not wake up the chef in the middle of the night, but waited until dawn before Enel and Luffy had a delicious meal after being beaten.

And...it's a delicious meal with nothing added.

"Lieutenant General Skyler, this is my contact information. If you have similar needs in the future, you can call me at any time and I will send a fleet to serve you immediately."

On the merchant ship, Skyler settled the bill with the owner of the merchant ship and had no intention of renewing the lease, because as long as nothing unexpected happened, this mountain climbing training was about to end.

“I feel so empowered today!”

In the afternoon, Enilu and Luffy arrived at the familiar mountain wall, but compared with the previous two days, today seemed...much easier.

After hearing Enelu's words, Luffy nodded and said, "Maybe it's because I've eaten enough today!"

Enelu felt something was wrong, but before he could say anything, Luffy jumped up and climbed up the rock, shouting: "Eat my fart, Big-Eared Boy!"

"Pfft~"

As he said that, Luffy actually farted. In an instant, Enel's forehead was covered with veins and he was climbing upwards. He could lose to anyone, but he couldn't lose to this rubber band idiot!

"I did it!!"

"I'm coming up!"

At dusk, the two of them shouted almost at the same time. Then they jumped high and saw a spectacular scene. The ocean currents from the east, west, north, and south converged on the top of the mountain, and finally turned into the ocean currents leading to the great waterway.

Enelu looked around and saw all the small mountains rising up in his heart, but... this time, he was no longer standing on a castle in the air, but on the top of a mountain that he had conquered step by step.

"There's a restaurant over there! Big-Eared Boy! Get ready for a treat!"

Just as Anilu was admiring the high scenery, Luffy suddenly pointed at the East China Sea and shouted.