I rely on live broadcast fortune-telling, popular all over the world
Chapter 83 Dogs all over the world are chasing and biting me
Wu Chang had a tearless expression, "In the past few days, it seems that all the repair dogs in the world have enmity with me. As soon as I go out, the nearby dogs will rush up. Master, I dare not go out these two days gone."
"Look!" He stood up and showed the place where he was bitten by a dog in the past few days in front of the camera.The upper and lower legs and arms of the whole body were the worst, and the most serious one was the left leg, which had a piece of meat bitten off.
Wu Chang re-wrapped the wound with gauze, and there was a gleam of joy in his eyes. "Although I shouldn't say that, in the past few days, the dog owners in the neighborhood have paid me tens of thousands of dollars."
[At first, I was quite sympathetic to you, but after hearing your last sentence, it is clear that I have found a way to make money. 】
[Laughing, I feel that you are still very happy. 】
Ye Ling said: "Isn't this very good?"
Wu Chang immediately shook his head, "No way, making money like this is making money, but my life is about to die."
"Did you know? Now that I'm asleep in the middle of the night, there are repair dogs running to knock on the door."
"My wife and children went back to their mother's house in fright."
"As soon as they left, my life was miserable. I finished the last bucket of instant noodles at home tonight, and there will be nothing to eat tomorrow."
"Master, can you help me?"
"I really want to get back to normal life."
"As long as you can help me get rid of the group of repair dogs, I can give you money." He turned around and took a black bag, and found a sum of cash from it.
"These are the treatment and nutrition expenses that Erha's dog owner paid me yesterday. There is a total of 1 yuan. I will give you all, okay?"
Ye Ling shook his head, "I don't want it."
"You think too little?"
Indeed less, but not for this reason.
Ye Ling smiled coldly, "I can't help you with this."
When Wu Chang heard this, his emotions instantly became agitated. "Aren't you a master? You still call yourself a half-immortal. You can't even handle such trivial matters. I think you are a magic stick, right? Fortunately, I gave you a gift of 1000 yuan."
"If you can't help me, just give me back the 1000 yuan gift. Huh! Liar." It's true that if you turn your back on it, you turn your back on it, and it's not ambiguous at all.
[There must be a reason for Fairy Ye not to help you.I have been listening for so long, you said that dogs all over the world bite you these days, why do they bite you instead of others? 】
"How do I know?" Wu Chang's mouth was stiff, but his eyes were a little guilty.
【snort!You don't know there are ghosts. 】
Ye Ling: "Everything has its own cause and effect. Whatever cause you plant, you will reap the result."
"The reason why dogs bite you is because you killed their own kind in a cruel way."
"So you are wronged? You are not wronged at all."
Wu Chang's expression changed, why did she count them all?This master is indeed as good as others said.
His attitude immediately changed. "Master, it's all my fault, but I killed that dog for a reason."
"The dog was originally a stray dog. Someone chained it under a simple canopy. Every time my son passed by there, the dog would rush up fiercely and yell at my son."
[I thought I was biting your son, but it turned out to be yelling at your son?The dog just barked twice, and you beat the dog to death? 】
Wu Chang said: "But that dog is too fierce, what if it bites my son?"
"Besides, since the dog came to our community, my son has nightmares every night for half a month, and no one can bear it. During this half month, my son lost 10 catties and lost his appearance. If so If you go down, my son will be scared to death."
[Laughing to death, I lost ten catties in half a month, hahaha!You can just talk here. 】
[Is it an exaggeration to lose ten catties in half a month?One day last year, I was lying in bed, and in the middle of the night, I felt as if my body was cool, and something was swimming on my skin.Half asleep, I grabbed the thing with my hands and turned on the light.What do you think I saw? 】
【Snake?You are so unlucky. 】
[Fuck!Instead, I have to celebrate the year on the spot. 】
[That's right, it's a snake. I, a big man, was so frightened that I cried and howled like hell. I jumped out of the bed and performed a break dance on the spot.I lost 12 pounds in that half month, can you imagine?I close my eyes at night and see that picture, and I have nightmares every day. 】
Seeing someone agreeing with him, Wu Chang quickly said: "That's right, this brother is still an adult, and my son is only seven years old. He has lost 12 catties. Shouldn't my son lose 10 catties?"
Ye Ling is really speechless to this kind of person. He knows that he can see through everything, but he is still quibbling here.
"That dog has never been aggressive towards your son."
"Yes! Yes. That dog almost bit my son just a week ago."
[Yang Baa: Don't listen to his nonsense, I know about that dog, and many people in the community saw it.The reason why the dog wanted to bite his son that day was because his son mistreated its cubs. 】
【Sheep baa: And that dog didn't intend to really bite him at all, it just slapped him a few times. 】
[Sheep baa: It was his son who ran over to snatch the dog's cub, touched and pinched it, and finally picked it up and fell down. The cub screamed in pain, so the mother dog went up to protect the child. 】
A friend who knew the news in the live broadcast room sent several messages in succession.
After Wu Chang saw it, his face became ugly.
"Don't talk nonsense, my son just saw the cute puppy and wanted to take him back to raise him, but the big dog suddenly jumped towards my son like crazy."
"My son is still so young, what can he understand?"
[Sheep baa: You don't have to be stubborn here, I have already sent the link of the live broadcast to our community group. 】
[Sheep baa: Also, there are surveillance cameras in that place, so everyone can see clearly what you did. 】
【Request surveillance video, send it out for all of us to see. 】
[Same request!If it is true, all of us netizens will condemn him together. 】
[It's just a dog, even if it's the child's fault, why are you talking about a dog?A group of Living Buddhas, I didn’t see you eat less when you ate dog meat, and now you’re pretending to be a saint? 】
A little cinnabar entered the live broadcast room.
Jiao Er from Gongshan entered the live broadcast room.
The liver is about to burst into the live broadcast room.
[One point of cinnabar: I am a resident of the community, and I have a surveillance video in my hand, which has been posted on the homepage of the work, everyone, go and see the behavior of this scumbag. 】
Seeing the words of cinnabar on it, all the water friends in the live broadcast room clicked on her homepage one after another.
Ye Ling also opened it.
Yidianzhusha released a total of two videos.
Click on the first entry.
A little boy strode up to the dog and stared at a group of puppies who were nursing for a while.
"Look!" He stood up and showed the place where he was bitten by a dog in the past few days in front of the camera.The upper and lower legs and arms of the whole body were the worst, and the most serious one was the left leg, which had a piece of meat bitten off.
Wu Chang re-wrapped the wound with gauze, and there was a gleam of joy in his eyes. "Although I shouldn't say that, in the past few days, the dog owners in the neighborhood have paid me tens of thousands of dollars."
[At first, I was quite sympathetic to you, but after hearing your last sentence, it is clear that I have found a way to make money. 】
[Laughing, I feel that you are still very happy. 】
Ye Ling said: "Isn't this very good?"
Wu Chang immediately shook his head, "No way, making money like this is making money, but my life is about to die."
"Did you know? Now that I'm asleep in the middle of the night, there are repair dogs running to knock on the door."
"My wife and children went back to their mother's house in fright."
"As soon as they left, my life was miserable. I finished the last bucket of instant noodles at home tonight, and there will be nothing to eat tomorrow."
"Master, can you help me?"
"I really want to get back to normal life."
"As long as you can help me get rid of the group of repair dogs, I can give you money." He turned around and took a black bag, and found a sum of cash from it.
"These are the treatment and nutrition expenses that Erha's dog owner paid me yesterday. There is a total of 1 yuan. I will give you all, okay?"
Ye Ling shook his head, "I don't want it."
"You think too little?"
Indeed less, but not for this reason.
Ye Ling smiled coldly, "I can't help you with this."
When Wu Chang heard this, his emotions instantly became agitated. "Aren't you a master? You still call yourself a half-immortal. You can't even handle such trivial matters. I think you are a magic stick, right? Fortunately, I gave you a gift of 1000 yuan."
"If you can't help me, just give me back the 1000 yuan gift. Huh! Liar." It's true that if you turn your back on it, you turn your back on it, and it's not ambiguous at all.
[There must be a reason for Fairy Ye not to help you.I have been listening for so long, you said that dogs all over the world bite you these days, why do they bite you instead of others? 】
"How do I know?" Wu Chang's mouth was stiff, but his eyes were a little guilty.
【snort!You don't know there are ghosts. 】
Ye Ling: "Everything has its own cause and effect. Whatever cause you plant, you will reap the result."
"The reason why dogs bite you is because you killed their own kind in a cruel way."
"So you are wronged? You are not wronged at all."
Wu Chang's expression changed, why did she count them all?This master is indeed as good as others said.
His attitude immediately changed. "Master, it's all my fault, but I killed that dog for a reason."
"The dog was originally a stray dog. Someone chained it under a simple canopy. Every time my son passed by there, the dog would rush up fiercely and yell at my son."
[I thought I was biting your son, but it turned out to be yelling at your son?The dog just barked twice, and you beat the dog to death? 】
Wu Chang said: "But that dog is too fierce, what if it bites my son?"
"Besides, since the dog came to our community, my son has nightmares every night for half a month, and no one can bear it. During this half month, my son lost 10 catties and lost his appearance. If so If you go down, my son will be scared to death."
[Laughing to death, I lost ten catties in half a month, hahaha!You can just talk here. 】
[Is it an exaggeration to lose ten catties in half a month?One day last year, I was lying in bed, and in the middle of the night, I felt as if my body was cool, and something was swimming on my skin.Half asleep, I grabbed the thing with my hands and turned on the light.What do you think I saw? 】
【Snake?You are so unlucky. 】
[Fuck!Instead, I have to celebrate the year on the spot. 】
[That's right, it's a snake. I, a big man, was so frightened that I cried and howled like hell. I jumped out of the bed and performed a break dance on the spot.I lost 12 pounds in that half month, can you imagine?I close my eyes at night and see that picture, and I have nightmares every day. 】
Seeing someone agreeing with him, Wu Chang quickly said: "That's right, this brother is still an adult, and my son is only seven years old. He has lost 12 catties. Shouldn't my son lose 10 catties?"
Ye Ling is really speechless to this kind of person. He knows that he can see through everything, but he is still quibbling here.
"That dog has never been aggressive towards your son."
"Yes! Yes. That dog almost bit my son just a week ago."
[Yang Baa: Don't listen to his nonsense, I know about that dog, and many people in the community saw it.The reason why the dog wanted to bite his son that day was because his son mistreated its cubs. 】
【Sheep baa: And that dog didn't intend to really bite him at all, it just slapped him a few times. 】
[Sheep baa: It was his son who ran over to snatch the dog's cub, touched and pinched it, and finally picked it up and fell down. The cub screamed in pain, so the mother dog went up to protect the child. 】
A friend who knew the news in the live broadcast room sent several messages in succession.
After Wu Chang saw it, his face became ugly.
"Don't talk nonsense, my son just saw the cute puppy and wanted to take him back to raise him, but the big dog suddenly jumped towards my son like crazy."
"My son is still so young, what can he understand?"
[Sheep baa: You don't have to be stubborn here, I have already sent the link of the live broadcast to our community group. 】
[Sheep baa: Also, there are surveillance cameras in that place, so everyone can see clearly what you did. 】
【Request surveillance video, send it out for all of us to see. 】
[Same request!If it is true, all of us netizens will condemn him together. 】
[It's just a dog, even if it's the child's fault, why are you talking about a dog?A group of Living Buddhas, I didn’t see you eat less when you ate dog meat, and now you’re pretending to be a saint? 】
A little cinnabar entered the live broadcast room.
Jiao Er from Gongshan entered the live broadcast room.
The liver is about to burst into the live broadcast room.
[One point of cinnabar: I am a resident of the community, and I have a surveillance video in my hand, which has been posted on the homepage of the work, everyone, go and see the behavior of this scumbag. 】
Seeing the words of cinnabar on it, all the water friends in the live broadcast room clicked on her homepage one after another.
Ye Ling also opened it.
Yidianzhusha released a total of two videos.
Click on the first entry.
A little boy strode up to the dog and stared at a group of puppies who were nursing for a while.
You'll Also Like
-
In The Ancient Broadcast Of King, The God And Demon Li Xin Scared Zulong!
Chapter 145 2 hours ago -
Zongman: The End Of The World Is Coming, I Have Many Children And Am Blessed
Chapter 151 2 hours ago -
Zongman: Beginning Ten Incarnations Of Power
Chapter 137 2 hours ago -
Naruto started cultivating immortality from creating the Six-fold Immortal Thief
Chapter 100 2 hours ago -
Naruto, I am always remembered as a succubus
Chapter 122 2 hours ago -
A part-time Taoist priest was arrested and asked me how to kill demons?
Chapter 152 2 hours ago -
Starry Sky: Reincarnation Simulation, the heroines have all changed their hearts
Chapter 188 2 hours ago -
Football: Starting from being abandoned by Barcelona
Chapter 196 2 hours ago -
Doomsday Survival: The Sickly Girl Becomes a Necromancer
Chapter 247 2 hours ago -
Unlimited funds at the start! The gorgeous rich man blows the crowd away
Chapter 261 2 hours ago