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[Fuck!It's too dirty, like a garbage dump. 】

[How can I live in this environment?Will there be bugs crawling into my ears when I sleep at night?Wait... I seem to see maggots crawling in the instant noodle bucket.vomit! 】

[This fat house is too disgusting. 】

[My colleague is a virtuous, lazy and homely person, and only changes his clothes once a week. Every day when I sit next to him at work, I can smell the sour smell from him, and I feel like vomiting. 】

The first handsome man rolled his eyes unhappily when he saw the barrage talking about him, "Do you live in the sea? Don't care if my house is not clean, if you don't like to look at it, just leave." After finishing speaking, he covered his right face, Pain flashed across his face.

Ye Ling asked: "What do you want to be?"

The first handsome man replied immediately: "Master, I feel something is not quite right recently."

"Tell me."

"It just feels like someone is following me and trying to harm me."

[Is this delusional? 】

"In the past few days, I was scratched by a car when I went out. I was almost hit on the head by a flowerpot upstairs when I passed by a residential building. no one."

"Also, when I go to sleep at night, I always feel that someone is pressing on me, so heavy that I can't breathe."

"For example, I was sitting in front of the computer, and there seemed to be two eyes staring at me in the dark."

"Master... am I hitting a ghost?"

"Or did someone want my life?"

Ye Ling stared at his face and asked, "What's wrong with your mouth?"

She saw that the fat man had to cover his cheeks every time he said a word.

"Oh..." The first handsome man touched his face and said, "I have pustules in my mouth, and it hurts a bit."

"Have you cursed recently?"

"No... no."

"you sure?"

The first handsome man lowered his head and thought carefully for a while, "Does cursing in the game count?"

Ye Ling said, "Forget it."

He suddenly opened his eyes wide, and said with a face of enlightenment: "Master, master, when I was playing King of Kings, I scolded a guy a week ago. Now that I think about it carefully, all the words he cursed at me have come true gone."

"I was hit by a car when I went out, fell down the stairs, choked on drinking water, had nightmares at night, and got sores on my mouth..."

"Could it be that... it's all his fault?"

"Why didn't I think of that before."

The first handsome man's face was full of anger, "Come on, play dirty for me. Huh! Watch me scold you cp to death in the game. Yes, I will scold you in Shark's video."

"Master, is he cursing me? Is there any way I can curse him?"

Ye Ling asked with interest: "How do you want to curse him?"

"I want both him and his CP to die. It's best to be run over by a car, drown in a river, burn to death, or be eaten in a latrine." The first handsome man said with a grim face.

[This fat man is too poisonous, not a good thing, he deserves to be cursed! 】

[Disgusting fat man, if you die, you will die. 】

The first handsome man saw another barrage scolding him, his face contorted with anger. "Am I vicious? He cursed me first. Have you seen what tortured me these days?"

[It must be you who scolded people in the game, scolded too harshly. 】

[I support you, number one handsome man, those CPs in the game are particularly disgusting, they know Siamese every day.She cp plays top laner, she plays support Yao and hangs on Lian Po's head for a whole game.My wild area was reversed, and the shooter was caught by the opponent and became 0__10. 】

The first handsome man nodded blushingly as if he saw a bosom friend, "Yes, that's how it is. Those women only know how to play soft assistants, and they can mess around."

"Don't scold me first, I'll post the game that night now, to show you how disgusting that couple is, otherwise I won't scold them."

2 minutes later……

"Okay, I've posted the work, you guys have a look."

The first handsome man was thinking, didn't you couple curse me?This time, I will make the whole internet scold you to death.

A few more minutes passed...

[Hehe, I laughed, it's really a vicious dog that bites first. 】

"Shut up! Talk after reading."

"Master, I can give you 3000 yuan, and you curse that couple to death!"

Ye Ling also went to his homepage, clicked on the newly released works and took a look.

This is an ordinary game of kings.

Conflicts occurred in the opening stage of selection.

The first handsome man is on the fifth floor.

Lu Bu was chosen on the first floor.

Xiao Qiao was chosen on the second floor.

Marco Polo, the pre-selected shooter on the third floor.

The first handsome man on the fifth floor spoke.

"You play support on the third floor, give me a shooter."

The third floor asked him to post his results and show off his own. 125 percent win rate in 65 games.

The first handsome man on the fifth floor: "If you don't give it, you can act, and you can just show it badly. Anyway, I'm not short of this one star."

Hearing what he said, the third floor gave up his position and pre-selected as an assistant master Luban, and his sending record was a city standard master.

The handsome man on the fifth floor spoke again, "Come and fly with me."

The third floor said, "Are you sure?"

Handsome man: "Hurry up, don't talk nonsense."

Yao was chosen on the third floor.

The fourth floor chose King Lanling as a jungler.

The handsome man on the fifth floor chooses the descendants of the dumb shooter.

The third floor: "There are Huo Wu, Yuan Ge, and Monkey on the opposite side. You choose a descendant? I can't even keep you. You choose Marco."

The handsome man on the fifth floor: "No."

The third floor: "You can choose Sun Shangxiang."

The handsome man on the fifth floor: "Don't push me, just watch my show."

The match begins.

In the first wave, Yao followed Xiao Qiao in the middle to grab the line.

The handsome man's descendant was single-handedly killed by Irene.

The handsome man scolded: "Yao, can you know? Don't you know come down with me?"

The second wave Yao went down and joined the handsome man.

Was sent back to the spring by the opposite Irene and the assistant Cai Wenji.

Handsome man: "You are such a waste!"

Just after the third wave was revived, the middle lane sent a signal to the bottom lane. The handsome man looked into the grass with a steely face, and was directly caught by the mage and the shooter on the opposite side.

King Lanling arrived and took away the opposite shooter.

Handsome man: "Yao, don't you know how to explore grass? Can't you support in the middle?"

For the fourth resurrection, the descendants took Yao to send another one.

The time came to 8 minutes.

Descendants record 0__5

As long as he dies, Yao must be scolded.Maybe he felt that typing and cursing was not enjoyable enough, so he turned on the microphone and started spraying. (Words are unbearable.)

His teammates couldn't stand it anymore, but as long as anyone helped Yao to speak up, he would scold them and bite like a mad dog.

King Lanling typed and said: "Yao and I, don't worry about that zz."

Starting from 9 minutes, Yao started talking to CP Lanling King.

That is to say, from this moment on, the handsome man dug up the genealogy of Yao and King Lanling and scolded them again, and was immediately silenced after scolding.

The game was won in the end.

Lanling King 16__1__6

Yao 3__6__19

descendant 0__14__0

After the handsome man came out, he found that he had been reported and his reputation points were deducted by 6.

He was so angry that he added Yao and scolded him.

Yao's cp, King Lanling, added a handsome man as a friend, and the two began to flirt passionately.