Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

In the past two or three days, except for a certain instigator, I am afraid that even Kizaru himself did not expect that this advertising video starting with "ppap" and ending with "Brothers come to Ocean Blue Moon" would become so popular. degree.Please () see the most complete!The fastest updated novel!

From the small fishing villages in the East China Sea to the freezing ice fields of the North Sea, from the belly of the whale at the foot of the Upside Down Mountain to the primeval forest on the back of the Elephant in the New World, countless people have fallen under the spell of the magical dance and expressions of Kizaru.

Some people were in a trance, and some were hurt by it, but most people were brainwashed by it unknowingly. No matter what they did, the picture of Kizaru dancing would appear in their mind, and they would even click on Ocean Blue Moon repeatedly. Watching the icon again makes me feel uncomfortable if I don’t look at it for a day.

This trend has also swept across the Internet. In the past few days, most of the hot posts in various sections of the forum are related to Kizaru, and there are all kinds of them.

Analysis of the post discussion in the Top Top section suggests that this is a big game played by the Navy;

The Game Storm section has a lot of newbies who posted posts asking for the introductory guide to Ocean Blue Moon:

Even the music appreciation section, which has always been regarded as a clean forum, got involved. Many big guys began to seriously analyze the drum rhythm of "ppap" and why this song and dance is so toxic.

As for WeChat, which has a status similar to that of the forum, many groups have begun to circulate Kizaru's emoticons.

In the words of those p-picture bosses, every screenshot in the advertising video is full of emoticon material, and each one is a sand sculpture, with words such as "Eat shit, you", "I want to fuck you", "Eat my salted fish" "Push", "Sorry, you can really do whatever you want with money" and other words can be eaten, which is perfect for communicating with sand sculpture friends.

As for behind the excitement, the ultimate beneficiary of this incident seems to be Kizaru himself.

Although according to rumors within the Navy, this somewhat unconventional admiral was called to the marshal's office and severely reprimanded after the game advertisement spread. He also had all his salary, bonuses, and vacation benefits for the year deducted. .

But this loss is nothing compared to the gain. Putting aside other gains for the time being, many forum users who originally had no interest in this old man have been baptized by ppap’s magical rhythm and various overwhelming emoticons. , began to take an interest in it.

In addition, the forum official fulfilled its promise and provided two site-wide rolling news promotions. Huang Yuan's forum fans soared from the original more than 500 million to directly breaking through the [-] million mark, and his ranking in Big V also skyrocketed. , stepping on Bucky, who had been at the top for a long time, and ascended to the top of the fan list.

Therefore, in the past few days, Kizaru's life, which was already full of the rotten smell of salted fish, can be said to have regained its second spring. When he walked in the headquarters, he changed his lazy and indifferent appearance. He was full of energy and spring breeze, making the corridor Many high-ranking naval officials who passed by him once wondered if they were too old and too dim to tell the difference between Kizaru and Garp.

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Great Route, Kingdom of Alabasta.

In a small town on the southeast coast of Shengting Island, old Merck looked at the window of a store not far away and took a puff of the dry cigarette in his hand, with a lingering sadness on his face.

I think all the readers here have almost forgotten who this is, so it seems necessary to remind you in advance... Yes, he was the one who was there when the phone bug was just updated. The old fisherman who picked up the Sauron phone bug on the shore.

Although no writing has been written about him since then, it still needs to be pointed out that after the Straw Hat Pirates defeated the Sand Crocodile and the Alabasta royal family was restored, the poor old man not only got a lot of money from the green algae head A sum of money was paid, and the two sons who had been deceived into joining the rebels also returned home.

With the addition of two more laborers, the family's conditions suddenly improved a lot. Although it was not yet a wealthy family in the city, Old Merck finally no longer had to live on the dried salted fish he had dried every day like before.

But recently, a new wave of sorrow has entered the family.

Old Merck's youngest son, who was only in his early 20s, returned to his profession as a fisherman and worked diligently at sea for more than a month. He didn't know when he started to become addicted, and he was holding his phone all day long. He let go and played while eating and before going to bed. Even after being scolded by old Merck, instead of repenting, he intensified his efforts and spent a sum of his family's savings to buy a complete set of equipment.

An LCD screen plus a keyboard and mouse set, plus audio and headphones and other miscellaneous things, the set cost a full [-] Baileys, which is almost equal to the income of old Merck from fishing at sea for several months. It shows that he is really serious. Heartbroken.

If it was just like this, forget it. After all, this youngest son had always been old Merck's pet peeve. After being beaten and scolded, he could only turn a blind eye and let it go.

As a result, this kid has gone crazy for some reason. In the past few days, he has not gone out to sea or sold fish. He has been sitting at home all day long, writing business plans in high spirits.

This morning, he even proposed to Old Merck that he would take out all his family’s savings, as well as Sauron’s previous remuneration, and then go to the city to purchase large quantities of telephone bug equipment, and rent a storefront to run something called a “bar.” s things.

According to the younger son, there is a game called "Ocean Blue Moon" that is popular on the Internet today, but this game has very high requirements for configuration. It is impossible to enter the game with just the phone bug body or a controller.

Due to various reasons, many people are unable or reluctant to buy expensive phone accessories, and they are just greedy. The bar is specially designed for this group of people. As long as you find a good location and set a reasonable price, your son It is guaranteed that it will only take him a month at most to make back all the initial investment costs. After that, it will be pure huge profits. If he continues to develop, it will not be a problem to be worth hundreds of millions.

Isn't this a joke!

Thinking of this, Old Merck took another puff of dry cigarette and let out a long sigh.It was naturally impossible for him to agree to such a request. After all, he was old and didn't understand these new twists and turns. No matter what, he felt that this matter was not reliable at all.

But he is also old and soft-hearted, and cannot withstand the pleading of his younger son for several days. In addition, considering that this child is about to get married, how can he find a suitable girl according to his conditions...

Old Merck lay awake all night, and finally agreed this morning. He took out all the family's savings, a total of 300 million beli, and handed it over to his youngest son's hand tremblingly.

Now, the younger son had already happily entered the store to make purchases, while old Merck looked at the glass display window and took another puff of dry cigarette. Finally, as if he had made up his mind, he knocked the ashes from his cigarette and turned towards the street. We walked towards a shop that advertised "store rental".

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