Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

Back in the cabin, Garp walked straight to the stairs, preparing to go back to bed and take a nap first. He didn't sleep well last night, and now he was really sleepy. .

However, when he passed the corner of the stairs, he suddenly heard a fierce argument coming from the kitchen not far away:

"Howard! How many times have I told you that when I attack from the right, you have to pay attention to whether there is anyone sneaking into the nest. This time, someone else stole the nest and won. Why don't you remember it!"

"I don't have a long memory? How many times have I told you not to be too impulsive? Every time you see a dead person on the other side, you immediately charge head-on. How many times have you fallen into the trap on the other side? Don't you know how many times you have fallen into it? ?”

"Hey, when will it be your turn to teach me a lesson?"

"Is your golden five goalkeeper so embarrassed?"

………………

The noise was getting louder and louder. Garp's footsteps suddenly stopped. After thinking about it, he turned around and strode towards the kitchen.

Squeak.

He stretched out his hand and pushed it gently, and the wooden door of the kitchen opened with a sound. Inside, there were several navy soldiers wearing white aprons. They were holding phones in their hands, their faces were red and their ears were red. They glared at each other, as if they were about to start a fight at any time.

"Ahem, who are you?"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Garp coughed slightly and asked.

"Ok?"

The few naval soldiers who were arguing turned around and looked around, and were stunned on the spot. The leading naval sergeant hurriedly winked at the rest of them, telling them to hide the phone bug quickly, and he greeted them with an apologetic smile. :

"Ka...General Kapu, why are you here?"

"It's nothing. I heard you guys arguing, so I just wanted to come over and have a look."

Garp smiled kindly, his eyes lingering on the bulging trouser pocket of the sergeant, "Why, what are you arguing about? Can you tell me, maybe I can help you mediate."

"No...nothing..." the young sergeant hesitated.

"If you have something to say, my warship doesn't have so many rigid rules, so what are you afraid of?" Garp said with a smile.

Oh too.

Several navy soldiers suddenly woke up. The person standing in front of them was not a hawkish general like Akainu Dauberman, but Mr. Garp, who was always gentle and amiable. There was no need to be too scared.

"Uh, General, then I said it."

The young sergeant at the head hesitated for a while, and finally, under the gentle gaze of Garp, he plucked up the courage to speak boldly:

"We were just playing tank battle on the online battle platform. Because we finally made it to the promotion round, we were ruined by Howard's finger-picking. That's why everyone started to quarrel. If there is any violation of discipline, please tell me You can punish me."

"you put……"

The soldier named Howard suddenly became furious and was about to curse, but when he remembered that General Garp was present, he still swallowed the word "fart" after it.

"You little bastards..."

Garp looked amused for a while. He reached out and rubbed the hair of the two young marines. He laughed and said: "So there's nothing to worry about. It's not cooking time. If you want to have fun, just have fun." Now, I won’t mind my own business!”

"Eh, is it really possible?"

The navy soldiers present were instantly refreshed. After Garp responded with a smile and nodded, they couldn't help but high-five and celebrate. The young soldier named Howard even asked excitedly:

"General Garp, why don't you come with us? It just so happens that there are still a few people in the Wuhei team, and the passers-by we match are always cheating. If you join me, I will definitely win gold today!"

"Howard!" The leading sergeant immediately turned his head and glared at him dissatisfied.

"Hey, it's okay, this little guy is just asking."

Garp smiled and waved his hand, then pondered for a moment, shook his head and said: "But there is no need to play together. Tank battles and the like are, after all, entertainment for you young people. I am old and not interested in these. "

"That's it." Howard lowered his head in disappointment. Sure enough, he still thought too much. That was General Garp, how could he be naive enough to play such a game with him.

…………

A bunch of young brats.

On the other side, Garp, who had a kind smile on his face, felt a sense of superiority in his heart.

Tank battles, etc., just a few hours after it came out, I was already beating difficult computers.

And when the Internet era came and the online battle platform was launched, he, Garp, crushed the invincible opponents vertically and horizontally. In just three days, he advanced all the way to the strongest king rank, and even firmly occupied the top three positions for a time.

If the data package hadn't been used up later, and I was afraid that the phone bug would be in arrears again, I might still be in the top position now.

As for the promotion from Silver to Bronze?

Oh, if I didn't have to maintain my image, wouldn't it be easy for me to take action?

"Okay, it's time for me to leave." His thoughts returned to reality. Garp looked at these navy soldiers and said gently: "It won't hurt if you fight slowly, as long as it doesn't delay your work."

"Yes, will!"

Several soldiers saluted hurriedly.Garp smiled, turned and walked towards the door. With a glance out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that in addition to the phone bugs, several navy soldiers had handles attached to them, so he suddenly thought of something.

Damn it, I asked that brat Kuzan to borrow some money last week, but he hasn’t called me yet. I’m still counting on this money to cover the gap in my phone bill. Otherwise, I’m so strapped for money that all my salary will be advanced. Now, why should I buy the new Crown Exclusive Edition controller?

That's right, I want to buy a crown controller worth 1 Baileys. As for the Justice No. [-], what about the delay speed and button life, do they deserve to be called a controller?Garp felt that if he hadn't been in Marinefando, he would have rushed to the Industrial Research Institute of the headquarters and given the person in charge some of his favorite big mouths.

Speaking of which, it seems that the boy never replied to me at all. This is wrong. Could it be that the reason I made up has been seen through?

Strange, such a perfect reason, no matter how you look at it...it doesn't look like there is a flaw.

Just as he was muttering in his heart, another argument suddenly came from the kitchen behind him. Although the voices of the few brats were very low, he still heard them clearly:

"Okay, Howard, stop chattering there. Since Garp is leaving, let's continue playing black. I promise to bring you gold today, okay?"

"Gold? You can take it down. You should think about how to keep yourself from falling. I don't dare to count on you anymore. If it doesn't work, I can find a power coach on the forum."

"Power leveling? What are you dreaming about? The power leveling industry has just begun to develop. Players are scarce. Don't you know how expensive it is?"

"I don't know, uh... but in the end it's just a game, it shouldn't be much more expensive, right?"

"Isn't it expensive? Silver costs 2000 beli for a section, while gold and platinum require [-] beli. As for the Master King section, it is priced at a sky-high price of one million beli for a short section. Do you still think this is not expensive?"

"Well, forget it, I'm pretty tight lately, so I might as well continue playing black."

………………

The sound became smaller and smaller, gradually becoming inaudible.

But Garp, who had almost reached the second floor, suddenly raised his head slightly at this moment, with a penetrating light flashing in his eyes.

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