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After waiting in silence for more than ten minutes, the familiar profile picture lit up.Please () see the most complete!The fastest updated novel!

Ke, who was already drowsy with his pillow, suddenly became energetic and sat up from the bed. With excitement, he sent a "hi~" expression.

Drop drop drop.

Almost a second later, a message reminder sounded, and "Sweetheart Sauce" on the other side came back with a "frustrated" expression.

Ke suddenly felt nervous, what kind of bad news had she encountered again?

I want to go fishing: What’s wrong, sweetie?

Tianxinjiang: It’s nothing. It’s still about the incident about my friend earlier. I’m a little worried when I think about it.

I want to go fishing: Huh?Haven't you heard from your friend yet? /question/question

Sweetheart-chan: ...No, I have been in contact with him, but now he has become...well, how should I put it, has become an employee of a hostile company, and can be called an enemy, 嘤嘤嘤( t▽t)

I want to go fishing: (╬￣俣)=○How can this guy do this!How abominable!

Sweetheart-chan: o(╥﹏╥)oYes, even though the slave family worked so hard to find him, he no longer wants to contact the slave family. He also said that if we meet again, he must kill me on the spot.

I want to go fishing: ヽ(●-`Д′-)ノ is such a bastard!It’s better to break up with this kind of person!

Sweetie-chan: Well... we're almost done with it.No matter what, Diao Jiang, you are the best to the slave family.

…………

Seeing this sentence, Ke's face suddenly turned red.

This was the first time a girl had said such words to him, and Ke, who appeared to be a master of small talk but was actually an emotional idiot, felt his heart pound for a moment, as if there was a deer jumping blindly inside.

"...It's okay, we are good friends, right."

After typing out this half-sentence, he hesitated for a long time, and Ke finally plucked up the courage to add, "Well... how about we try dating and take the relationship further?"

Click to send.

Then he waited anxiously for Tianxinjiang's reply.

Time passed minute by minute, but the WeChat dialog box still remained silent. Ke hugged the pillow tightly and stared at the screen motionlessly.

Except for the time when Arrita captured the ship and stripped off his clothes and hung him on the mast in public, he had never felt that a mere few minutes had been so difficult to endure.

Finally, after a long struggle and waiting, the familiar WeChat notification sounded again.

[Sweetheart Sauce: ヾ(=?w?=)oOkay...]

"Ness!"

Ken couldn't hide his excitement. He jumped out of bed in ecstasy and almost hit the ceiling.

Even though he was like this, he couldn't calm down. First he applauded himself desperately, then he waved his fist in the air several times and roared: "Awesome!"

Squeak.

Just at this moment, the dormitory door was pushed open, and a bruised and swollen Mabel Bell appeared at the door. When he raised his head, he became furious: "What a bastard! How can you be so happy to betray your teammates like you?!"

However, Ke, who was in ecstasy over there, didn't hear what he said at all, nor did he notice the existence of his roommate. He just stared at the dialog box on the screen and laughed to himself:

"Great, K! I know you can make it!"

"This bastard!"

Belumebo suddenly became furious, closed the door, slapped Ke on the shoulder, then grabbed Ke by the collar, and said fiercely: "Damn beast, what are you doing!"

A slap in the mouth will pass.

It was a disaster, but Belumeb didn't use much force. The ecstatic Ke only felt a slight pain in his face. Other than that, he didn't feel much at all. He clapped his hands and shouted:

"Success! Success!"

Belumeb was so angry that his scalp itched for a while. He was just about to give this guy another beating to wake him up, when he heard this guy shout again: "Hahaha! From now on, I will finally have a girl." Friends, you are no longer single!”

"..."

Belumeber was stunned. He looked at Ke's face in disbelief: "What did you say?"

"I said my confession was successful."

Ke subconsciously answered. It was at this time that he finally returned from fantasy to reality. He looked up and saw Belumeber riding on top of him. He was stunned for a moment: "Eh? When did you come back?"

"You still have the nerve to ask me this?"

Belumeber, who had just calmed down, became depressed again when he heard these words. He grabbed Ke's collar and shook it back and forth, gritting his teeth and said: "If you, bastard, hadn't put all the responsibility on me, I still pretend to be a model of proactively admitting my mistakes in front of Instructor Langdell, how can I be treated so badly?"

"Uh……"

Finally recalling what happened during the day, Ke felt a little embarrassed, scratched his head and said, "What did he ask you to do?"

"Without lunch, I ran [-] kilometers with weights, did a thousand squats, and did [-] push-ups with one hand..."

Pointing to the scars on his face and arms, Belumeb laughed and said, "And you just jumped around a little bit more..."

"I also wanted to run with you, but instructor Rundle told me to get out of here. How can I still disobey?"

Ke shrugged innocently, then seemed to have thought of something, and said strangely: "No, even if this is the case, you won't come back at 10:30 in the middle of the night. The lights are already turned off..."

"that is because."

Uncle Belume said quietly: "While you were lying on the bed and flirting with your sister, I was called to his home by Instructor Rondel... to help him sweep the floor, cook and empty the toilet..."

"...Shouldn't his wife do this?"

"Well, this may be the only thing that makes me feel happy." Bellumabel said, "Our instructor Rondel, who is now 36 years old, is still single and has just been rejected by School Tina."

"You don't even have a girlfriend?" Ke sighed: "This is so miserable..."

"Stop!" Belumeb rolled his eyes, "Say it like you have it."

"I do." Ke looked puzzled, "Didn't I just tell you? Didn't you hear me?"

"..."

After being reminded like this, Belumeber remembered that just now this kid was indeed shouting that his confession was successful or something, and the next moment, Ke turned the phone bug's screen to his side with a stern look on his face.

After looking at the sweet conversation record on the screen, Belumeber felt a double blow in his heart, and for a moment he had the urge to cry.

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