Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

On the top floor of the fortress, in the northernmost office. .

On the large desk, a mountain of documents is piled up, and behind these documents, there is a slightly larger phone bug. The legendary hero of the Navy, General Mon D. Cap, is lying on the table, using His calloused hands were awkwardly pressing something on the screen.

"Sha-fa-, good, spelling done."

While muttering in his mouth, he pressed the send button as fast as he could, "Hey hey hey, I've got the sofa this time!"

Successful reply!

Looking at the prompt box that suddenly popped up, Garp chuckled, refreshed the page confidently, and then took a closer look, only to see——

My reply suddenly appeared on the 18th floor of the post!

"hateful!"

Garp punched the table angrily, causing the pieces to fly everywhere, "Obviously the post was sent three seconds ago, but I didn't get the sofa, I'm so angry!"

It's all because of this hateful input method!

Looking at the screen in front of him, Garp took out a plate of donuts from the drawer next to him and gnawed on them, thinking viciously.

If it weren't for the fact that in the forum interface, I could only use the 26-key keyboard that I was not yet familiar with, how could I have missed the sofa so many times with my hand speed!

I am the man who has been ranked number one in the world’s game rankings for half a month!

…………

"Forget it, let's just read the post first."

After eating several donuts, Karp finally felt relieved. He gave up the idea of ​​continuing to snatch the sofa, returned to the main interface of the forum, and continued to browse the posts.

forum.

This is a name that sounds a bit strange. When he first came into contact with this new function more than ten hours ago, Karp originally thought it would be as boring as that "micro chat", but with the help of the novice guide After registering an account and browsing the forum for a while, he completely changed his original prejudices.

This thing is so interesting!

In this forum, five major areas are divided. In order of popularity, they are "Games", "Talk", "Top of the Top", "Learning Exchange" and "Music Appreciation".

In particular, as the name suggests, these two sections, Communication and Music Appreciation, are used to discuss communication and music. Karp clicked in and took a glance and felt that his head hurt when he left.

As for gossip, it is used to communicate about the trivial matters of daily life, ranging from the neighbor's old hen being stolen to the neighborhood hen being killed. Garp also has no interest at all and changes hands to this section. The link was recommended to General Crane.

But the remaining two sections were completely different. After browsing for a long time, Karp could not put them down to describe them. It would be an understatement to describe them.

The first is the game situation.

As can be seen from the name of the section, this is a place for discussing phone bug games. Among the more than ten built-in games, the most popular one is undoubtedly the original overlord - "It's a Man Who Holds on for Five Seconds".

As for the top of the summit, the essence is almost the same as gossip, but the discussions are basically about major events and big figures in the world, so the audience is completely different from the latter. The friends gathered here are basically keen on the battle between the strong and the political arena. Changing male users.

The reason why Karp is addicted to these two sections is also very simple, because...whether it is the former or the latter, his appearance rate in the refreshed posts is simply not too high.

In the game world, he is the absolute top player who is "the man who lasts for five seconds", a mysterious powerhouse who has dominated the rankings for a long time, and I love eating senbei.

At the top, he is the legend who once sailed the sea and was the naval hero who captured the Pirate King Roger.

Therefore, it is inevitable that posts like this will always appear on the homepages of the two sections:

"Why do I love eating senbei?"

"I practice twelve hours a day, but my record is still a fraction of what I love to eat senbei!"

"Exclusive reveal! The secret health recipe, senbei, may help improve reaction ability?"

Therefore, the style of the title of the post in Game Fengyun and Dingding has become like this:

"With the three generals, how strong is the naval hero Garp?"

"A hero with outstanding merits! Looking back on the life of the person I admire most - Garp!"

"Today I officially go to sea, right? Garp? Haha, that is the ultimate goal that I will definitely defeat!"

………………

There are too many and so on.

When he first saw this kind of post, Karp would often blush slightly and feel a little resistant in his heart. After all, in reality, he had never taken this kind of false praise seriously.

But after seeing it too much, he got used to it. Whoever you brag about is not bragging. Even that little brat Sakaski had someone post specifically to express his admiration. Now that he is old, what's wrong with enjoying the respect of his juniors?

Occasionally, when he becomes arrogant, he will even pretend to be a passerby and praise himself a few words after the poster, but Karp feels that this is not because he is narcissistic, but because he can only agree with it.

"This is all forced into helplessness."

Looking through the posts on the top, Garp saw more than a dozen main posts discussing himself in a short time, and each post was quite popular. Even the posts between Yonko Shanks and Hawkeye Mihawk The popularity has been suppressed abruptly.

The old man couldn't help but sigh sadly.

No way, who has too many fans?

You know, the forum has a like and dislike mechanism. Before joining in the praise, Karp also tried to objectively analyze his own strength and status in the post discussing himself, but he was immediately swarmed by a group of fans to spray him with blood. .

It is full of comments such as "You know nothing about General Garp", "Ignorant people are blindly analyzing what you are doing", "Believe it or not, Garp will punch you to death". The number of "dislikes" displayed below is also It was climbing crazily at a rate of hundreds per minute, making him dumbfounded and had to give up the idea.

Oh, it should be pointed out that when Garp registered his forum account, he used the nickname "Navy Luffy".

If it were his real name, he obviously wouldn't need to be bothered by being besieged by his fans.

"Sure enough, it's still fun to read the post..."

While browsing the forum, 10 minutes passed in the blink of an eye. The night was getting darker and darker, but Garp was still reading with gusto and didn't feel sleepy at all. Apart from the regret that he couldn't get a sofa, everything here was full of attraction. , which made him reluctant to exit the forum interface.

Until...a certain post appeared.

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