Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

A familiar voice and tone. ..

"Dezaya, don't make fun of me when we meet."

Bartolomeo turned around helplessly, looked at the smiling pink-haired girl in the dusk, and said with a headache: "Hey, hey, who told you that I am in debt, please don't spread rumors if you have nothing to do?"

DeZaya, the leader of the East China Sea Candy Pirates, is just over twenty this year, and Bato is two years younger.The two grew up together in Rogge Town, and they are very familiar with each other. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are childhood sweethearts.

"Oh, really?"

Hearing Bartolomeo's words, DeZaya tilted his head slightly and laughed: "How do you explain the 760 million Bailey bill that someone owes? Do you want me to go home and show it to you?"

"Bill? What bill?"

Bartolomeo frowned slightly, but he reacted the next moment and said in shock: "You...you also received that kind of arrears notice?"

"Yes, otherwise how would I know."

Dezaya shrugged slightly, "And it's not just me. Tangji, Pat, and other playmates we used to play with when we were kids all received it. We just had dinner together and heard them teasing you."

"asshole!"

After finally calming down, his heart began to burn with raging anger again. Batuo gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "This is a bitch, it's not over yet!"

"You just pay the phone bill and it'll be over soon."

Dezaya teased, looking at Bato's ugly face, she thought for a while and tried: "I heard that you are forming a pirate group to prepare to go to sea during this period, um... are funds tight? Otherwise, Can I lend you some?"

"Need not!"

"Well, I don't charge you any interest."

"Say no!"

……

Dezaya frowned slightly, but when she saw Bato's appearance, she couldn't help but spread her hands and turned around to leave.

But at this moment.

A colorful ringtone with a strong metallic style suddenly rang. She looked back following the sound and found that the ringtone was coming from Bato's trouser pocket.

"what?"

Bartolomeo was also a little surprised. He took out the phone, looked down, and saw an unfamiliar number: "Who is it? It's already dark and you still call me? Are you sick?"

He was complaining like this, but he still pressed the answer button: "Hello? Who is it?"

The tone was quite rude.

"Ah, it's connected... Hello! Guy on the other side of the phone, are you the owner of the number ending in 8546?"

It was the voice of a teenage boy, and it sounded familiar.

But because this question was asked quite abruptly, it made Ba Tuo feel a little unhappy, so he didn't bother to think about it in depth, and said impatiently: "Yes, I am the account owner, so what, I called you at this point Are you looking for sex?"

"Eh? Because I received a notice of arrears about you."

The young man on the other end of the phone seemed to be scratching his head, "Ah, let me look for it... Well, the interview said that you failed to pay back the dues and have a bad character. You have been included in the list of dishonest people. Let us stay vigilant and stay away from you. What……"

"..."

The veins on Bartolomeo's forehead burst out, and he felt like he was on the verge of a volcanic eruption.

What kind of shit?

He could bear to pay the bills to his grandma and to Dezaya, but what did it mean now?Even cats and dogs know that he owes 800 to [-] million beli and has not paid back?

"Little devil, do whatever you like."

Bartolomeo replied with some boredom to the young man on the other end of the phone. Bartolomeo snorted coldly: "It's inexplicable. It's okay. I hung up. You'd better stop calling and harassing me. Otherwise, don't blame me, Bartolome, for finding the door." , you’re welcome!”

"Eh? Your name is Bato? He is indeed a weird uncle."

The person on the other side of the phone muttered, "Anyway, I've finished my words. No matter who you are, if you don't pay back the money, you must be a very bad guy. You might as well be blacklisted."

Then as if he remembered something, he suddenly raised his voice and laughed loudly: "Oh, by the way, since I know your name, as usual, before hanging up the phone, I will also tell you my name. ——”

"My name is Mon D. Luffy! I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"

…………

beep--

The call was immediately hung up. Listening to the busy tone from the phone, Bartolomeo was stunned for two seconds. Then he suddenly reacted, picked up the phone again, and pressed the buttons like crazy to call back.

However, the call was not dialed, and all that came back was a cold mechanical tone:

"Dear user, the user you dialed has blacklisted you. This call cannot be connected at the moment. Sorry..."

The microphone fell to the ground with a bang, and Ba Tuo felt the world spin for a while. He seemed to have lost his center of gravity. He swayed on the spot twice and almost stumbled to the ground.

"Boss!"

The boys next to him were shocked, and they hurriedly supported Batuo. Even so, Batuo was like a shrimp with soft feet, his body kept sliding down, and his eyes were dull.

This reaction made everyone look at each other in confusion.

The rest of the people present could only hear half a word of the conversation on the phone bug just now, so they were all at a loss at this time, wondering what kind of stimulation their boss had received.

"Hey, hey, are you okay?" Dezaya couldn't help but turn around and walked forward, patting Bartolomeo's cheek, "Who made the call just now? What happened to you becoming like this? ?”

"Yes Yes……"

Only then did the chin rest finally react, and gradually came back from the dumbfounded state: "It's Lu...Luffy-senpai, the person calling is Luffy-senpai!"

"Ehhh-"

The street suddenly rang with exclamations, and the eyes of the younger brothers all shone brightly, and they excitedly shook Bato's arms: "No, boss, is it really Lord Luffy?"

"What an honor it is to be able to communicate with Luffy-senpai! Boss, are you bragging?"

"I...why did I lie to you?" Batuo's face forced a smile that looked even worse than crying: "But, but...Senior Luffy, he thinks that I don't pay the dues, and I don't keep my word, so he took me Blocked..."

boom!

This news was like thunder in an instant, exploding in the hearts of all the brothers. The excitement that had just been felt was chilled as if a basin of ice water had been poured on it.

Looking at the petrified brothers, Bartolomeo smiled bitterly. After hesitating for a while, he threw away the arm supporting him, stood up by supporting the wall, and staggered towards the corner of the street.

"Hey, are you okay?" Looking at Bato's appearance, Dezaya felt a little uneasy, "What are you going to do?"

"What else can you do?"

Bartolomeo suddenly looked back and said with a sad and angry expression: "Go home and get the money!"

........................

Compared to the entire world, Bartolomeo's experience is actually nothing at all.

Scenes like this are happening all over the world.

From the small fishing village in the East China Sea to the luxurious palace of Marie Joa, from the lazy gangsters to the underworld tycoons, almost everyone who has unpaid phone bills will receive special care from the Ala Zerg tribe.

According to Luo An's instructions, the major space nodes first issued ultimatums to these old gangsters, and then followed the Earth Small Loan Company's method of debt collection and harassment, and sent debt notes to everyone in the phone book.

At this point, most people will basically pay back their phone bills because they are embarrassed. As for the remaining ones, they will take different or even completely opposite measures according to the specific situation.

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