Starting from the pirates, the brain hole exploded

Grand Line, Past Island. ..

This is a small island. The warm currents from the surrounding seas make the climate of this island humid and hot all year round, making it uninhabitable.

However, due to its extremely advantageous geographical location as it is located directly on seven shipping lanes, ships often dock on the shore. Over the years, it has gradually developed into a famous port, and the business of various merchants in the town has been quite prosperous.

The Vanilla Hotel, located in the heart of the town on Yonge Avenue, is one of the most famous places on the island.

Not only does it provide accommodation, it also offers a wide variety of fine wines, and the prices are not too expensive, so its popularity has always been ridiculously high.At the busiest time, hundreds of people could even squeeze in at the same time, and even the shutters were broken several times.

It was winter, and heavy snow had fallen in many places, but the climate on Shuyi Island... was still as hot as summer, with the scorching sun high in the sky.

This makes the pirates who have just sailed from the cold zone extremely uncomfortable, so many people like to take off their clothes at this time, enter the tavern naked, ask for a large glass of cold beer, and clink glasses with each other in the lively atmosphere. Drink it all in one breath, so that you can barely get rid of some of the anger in your body.

So today, business at Vanilla Hotel is as booming as ever.

"Boss lady!"

In the early morning, not long after the door opened, a dozen pirates swarmed in and occupied several tables noisily. One of them, a one-eyed man who looked like the leader, shouted at the counter: "Bring me three buckets." Cold beer! If you want a cup, you can count the heads by yourself!"

"Okay, we are all old customers, I know, no need to yell so loudly!"

The proprietress was a beautiful young purple woman with a ponytail. She glared at the one-eyed man angrily, but in the face of the latter's sarcastic smile, she didn't say anything more. She turned around and entered the storage room, and quickly took out three items from it. The big wooden barrel comes out.

"The wine is here!"

When she returned to the counter, the landlady yelled out of habit. However, she was a little surprised to find that the hall had returned to silence. All the pirates were burying their heads in front of their phones, trying to figure out what they were doing. .

If that's all, forget it, what's special is that these pirates who usually kill without batting an eye are looking pious at this moment, and they are still whispering softly such as "Roger bless you", "Yonko Shichibukai is here", " Rua!" and other messy words.

what's the situation?

The purple-haired proprietress named Zhuyi frowned slightly, but she was so sophisticated that she did not show any abnormality immediately until she placed beer cups for all the pirates according to their heads and collected the money. Pretending to be casual, he poked the leader of the one-eyed pirate with his elbow: "Hey! Old Jack, what are you and your friends doing for fun?"

"It's a man who holds on for five seconds!"

Old Jack replied without raising his head, but then he felt something was wrong in the atmosphere. When he looked up, he saw the proprietress wearing a tight shirt and looking at him with a slightly raised eyebrow and a strange look on her face. He suddenly panicked and waved his hands repeatedly. He said: "No, that's not what I meant. What I'm talking about is the phone bug game we are playing now. It's called 'It's a man who holds on for five seconds'!"

"I am much more than five seconds myself, don't let me misunderstand you!"

"Get lost! Who said anything about you, old gangster!"

The purple-haired landlady spat at him, then stretched her neck out at the other party's embarrassed smile and looked at the phone screen on the table: "I heard about this game when it first came out, and tried it myself. But it feels too difficult. Is it that fun? I think Xiaoxiaole and Gomoku are better."

"Hey! This is a man's game, what do you little girl know?"

Old Jack snorted disdainfully, "If you're not a real man, you can't master this game!"

The face of the landlady suddenly turned cold: "The special offer of cold beer in the future has been cancelled. If you want to buy it, please queue up."

"No! Don't interfere! It's just a slip of the tongue!"

Old Jack suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing again, and quickly stood up, smiling and apologizing. Finally, the boss's wife's expression softened, and he breathed a sigh of relief and sat back down.

I will stay on Paiste Island for several days this time. If I really offend this aunt, how can I survive in the dog days of summer?

Just when I was secretly cursing myself for such a bad mouth, I saw this aunt pointing at the interface on the screen and asking again: "Then what is this? I remember that there is no such thing in the game you like to play, right?"

"You do not know?"

Old Jack turned his head and looked at the card drawing interface on the screen, and said with some astonishment: "The new mall system and card drawing activities released this week, haven't you tried it yet?"

"No." The boss's wife shook her head, "I'm so busy every day, how can I not have so much free time to play this like you guys, like you guys?"

Yes, this aunt is still angry.

For the sake of cold beer in the future, Old Jack had no choice but to explain the specific rules of drawing cards to the other party in detail. He even revealed some of the gains and losses he had painfully realized since drawing cards in the past few days. As a result, After saying this, the landlady who originally had no interest in the game "It's a man holding on for five seconds" became energetic at this moment. She stared at the screen with an eager expression on her face:

"Let me pump it for you once?"

After all, it is human nature to love gambling.

Old Jack obviously wouldn't have thought of this. He looked at the landlady with some confusion. After pondering for a while, he nodded: "Okay, you can do it once, but as agreed, we can only do it alone." smoke."

"No problem, look at you!"

Seeing that Old Jack agreed readily, the purple-haired landlady also laughed. She sat down on the empty chair next to her, then took the phone bug, and after pondering the interface for a long time like a good baby, she carefully pressed the bottom button. single draw button.

This move also attracted the rest of the pirates. Many people put down their phone bugs and gathered around to join in the fun, laughing and joking to see how this boss lady, who was quite famous on the island, was doing with her luck today.

Ding Dong!

A familiar crisp sound sounded, the vortex stopped rotating, and a card fell out under the slightly flashing blue light.

[Congratulations on getting the shield card (blue normal)]

........................

"Hey, boss lady, the first time I draw is a blue card, that's okay!"

"Yes, you are already very lucky!"

"Yeah, I remember our captain's first few solo draws, and they were all green cards. Tsk tsk tsk. The captain looked so green at that time. I can't forget it now..."

"Hahahahaha, it's true. I would have almost forgotten it if you didn't tell me!"

........................

The surrounding pirates began to boo, and Old Jack's face turned red with anger. He turned his head and glared at the subordinate who exposed his shortcomings. The purple-haired boss lady had already covered her mouth in surprise: "Blue Is the card already good? It turns out I am so good."

"Ahem, to a certain extent...that's true."

After warning with his eyes, Old Jack came back to his senses. Facing the purple-haired landlady's friendly gaze, he coughed lightly and explained: "Whether it's a single draw or ten consecutive draws, in fact, if you can draw a blue card, you've already got it." It’s a good situation. Purple cards are too rare, and you may not be able to get one even if you draw them ten times in a row. As long as you don’t draw a blank card or a portrait card, the green card is actually not a loss.”

"So this is ah……"

The purple-haired boss lady nodded slightly. She suddenly seemed to have thought of something. She looked up at the pirates around her and said with a smile: "Why, I saw that you guys kept your heads down just now. So you were all drawing cards? Is there anything today? A good harvest?"

"..."

As soon as these words came out, the tavern suddenly fell into silence. Except for two or three people whose expressions became angry, most of the pirates seemed to have been stabbed in a sore spot. After looking at each other, everyone He lowered his head with grief and indignation on his face.

"Hey, stop irritating them."

Seeing this, Old Jack sighed helplessly and said tiredly: "Everyone in the room is an unlucky ghost who has committed misfortune in his life. After this week, except for Tom and the others, I got a purple card, but for the rest, I'm still miserable, I couldn't even get a few blue cards..."

"..." The purple-haired landlady was silent for a while, "Then you are still having so much fun?"

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