I'm in Cthulhu

"...Metz recommends this fast vegetable chopper to you. It can chop or cut vegetables very quickly, easily and safely. The operation method is as follows:

Put the vegetables, press the button, and you will have finely chopped cabbage for salad..."

"Beep beep beep..."

"Recently, the residents who originally lived in the blocks around St. Tristram's Church finally regained their homes in other streets or scattered residences after receiving large donations from a mysterious person..."

"Beep beep beep..."

"...the winter there can freeze your snot, and the cold wind can cut your jacket and cut you into pieces like a sharp knife..."

"Beep beep beep..."

"Yes, that homeless guy said to me at that time: 'Boy, do you want to see the body?' I was scared, but also a little curious..."

The radio placed on the table kept changing the receiving channel. Wilder had eaten too many appetizers to suppress his shock. Now he was not very hungry, so he ate his staple food slowly while adjusting the radio to his favorite channel.

Next to him, Howard was using a knife and fork and said: "Hey, Wilder, do you want a piece of meat like mine? This is made from a chicken that screamed for two hours and was then mercilessly run over by a car." of."

"...You can even taste the fear in this chicken." Luo Ji echoed, this kind of sad food is indeed delicious, and it always feels like it has a special flavor.

Wilder agreed, saying, "Yes, even people who have skepticism ingrained in their bones don't have a problem with that."

"I have a question, is it the most wonderful thing in the world to pour milk from a large carton into a shot glass in the morning?"

No one answered Schmidt's question. This guy was completely broken. If Luo Ji hadn't gone to the bathroom with Howard and Wilder earlier to explain, otherwise they would have taken Schmidt there. The hospital.

"The Secret of the Worm" had a great impact on the famous former leader of the Hydra organization in a short period of time. Schmidt's endless nonsense even made the three of them feel magical.

It's like you've used up all the colors on a canvas, but you can still say, "Pinch, here's another!"

After a while, Wilder found a new topic: "By the way, no matter whether it is on the radio or in the newspapers, I can't find any information about Steve Rogers. After all, that guy is Captain America and should appear in the TV series. In the eyes of the people.”

"You said it, it's true. It's been like this for many days in a row. It seems like... well, it seems like it has been like this since the news release about being defeated by Silence. I haven't seen it at the Scientific Strategic Base in New York. Him." Howard echoed.

Luo Ji touched his chin and said:

"While I'm making a lot of big moves these days, getting big spots in newspapers and on radio, there's still a lot of room for information about Steve...I mean, even helping you The salad choppers have radios on them."

"Cough cough..."

Schmidt suddenly coughed twice, then crossed his hands and said with a solemn expression: "Everyone, maybe we have to accept the possibility that Steve Rogers never existed..."

The other three people thought: "?"

At this moment, the re-employed Hydra soldier was very skilled in business. When he saw that the four of them had finished drinking their orange juice and the drinks they mixed later, they walked up and said, "Guys, do you need anything to drink? I'll ask you. Would you recommend the Moscow Mule..."

"Of course, so there are still three margaritas and one ice tea..."

"Okay, I'll let them prepare it..."

The waiter turned and left. After a few seconds, Wilder couldn't help but said:

"I still have a strange feeling. It's a world war, it's a time of war, but we seem to be living in paradise... It's like lying on a beach by a sea of ​​lava, talking about surfing. Leisurely things.”

"It's a good thing to feel this way..." Howard responded in a subtle tone.

Luo Ji, who was relaxing on the chair, continued: "Wilder, this shows that you are a good person... You should accept that uncomfortable feeling and weaken it, why? Just like Mahatma Gandhi often Said:

'Eat as much as you want, do whatever you want to do, and don't worry about hurting each other.' Of course, you still need a bottom line to restrain yourself, and intelligent creatures must need a bottom line. "

After pondering for a while, he continued: "Just like my fourteenth generation ancestor, he was the king of Denmark and transcended the existence of the law, but in the end he completely lost his way as expected and drowned in the ocean of nothingness..."

"Well..." Wilder opened his mouth, but didn't say anything. He just nodded. He needed to digest this sentence.

Most of the truth that can be understood from this kind of suggestive sentence with vague symbolic meaning does not come from the meaning of the sentence itself, but from the combination of similar sentences and this sentence to form a strong and evocative wonderful feeling. Fa travels through the fog. The fog comes from the listener's imagination, and the same is true for the truth seen in the fog.

"call..."

Wilder exhaled, looked at the cedar grilled salmon with maple syrup on the plate in front of him, raised his knife and fork, and decided to continue enjoying the chef's heartfelt dish.

"boom!"

At this moment, a bolt of lightning struck, and when the blazing white light dissipated, one could see the dim sky and earth outside the window - a storm should be brewing outside.

Luo Ji looked away from the window, looked at Wilder and the others, and said, "Hey... my attention has been attracted by Schmidt just now. Everyone, I invited you here for dinner today, not just to relax. , I have something serious to say."

"of course."

"Very good...you can listen to me while you eat. It's not a matter of life and death, it's just a finishing touch to ensure victory..."

"...The Silence incident is about to come to an end, but if we want to maximize our benefits, we can continue to operate. Using the black clothes that Howard created for me before, we have created a clear image in people's minds..."

"The image of the devil, which represents evil, has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, but I only regard this image as a vest, the raw material for forging another vest..."

"On this planet, the image of justice will help me gain a lot in the future in the 21st century. Therefore, the clothing that represents holy justice that I asked Howard to make comes in handy."

"In two days, after the events of the past few days have fully fermented, it will be the best time to use this dress to defeat the previous evil devil image..."

"...it's time to surprise the world again..."