After my divorce, I awakened the strongest food system!

Chapter 86 Shen Yi!the water pipe exploded

Been busy in the kitchen for a while.

Shen Yi prepared the lunch for the two of them.

One steamed sea bass, two bowls of egg fried rice, two buns of each kind, plus two bowls of soy milk.

"Shen Yi, the food you cook is so delicious."

Ye Yirou said with a bulging mouth.

"If you like to eat, eat more."

Shen Yi picked up a large piece of fish and put it on Ye Yirou's egg fried rice.

Ye Yirou swallowed the food and took a sip of soy milk.

"Shen Yi."

"Ok?"

Ye Yi Rouyu rested her cheeks on her hands, tilted her head to look into Shen Yi's eyes, her red lips parted slightly:

"For the rest of my life, can I eat the food you cook?"

Shen Yi froze for a moment, then nodded heavily: "Of course."

The two smiled tacitly.

When eating, from time to time, I will put the food that I think is the best in the other's bowl.

Sometimes the chopsticks stop in mid-air.

It turned out that they both wanted to pick up food for each other, so they looked at each other and smiled.

The two quietly felt this short-lived beauty.

Eat and drink well.

Shen Yi glanced at the clock, it was already one o'clock.

"Yirou, let me take you back."

Ye Yirou shook her head: "It's too troublesome to go back and forth, I will rest in your rental house at noon."

"???"

Shen Yi hurriedly said: "How can this be done?"

Ye Yirou squinted her eyes: "Huh? Why not?"

why?

Of course it's because you are too dangerous!

According to Shen Yi's deduction of Ye Yirou's character.

The two stayed together alone.

It must be the accumulation of dry firewood, and the weather is so hot now, there must be a 90.00% probability that sparks will be sparked!

Shen Yi imagined for a while, if Ye Yirou tempted him...

Can't stand it, really can't stand it.

In other words, as long as it is a man with normal physiological needs, he can't stand it.

Shen Yi also had no unspeakable hidden illness.

Instead, that aspect is, tsk tsk tsk, you know.

Simply or directly refused.

He wanted to save this beautiful and precious gift until he got married and entered the bridal chamber before opening it.

Shen Yi said seriously: "I tidied up only one room in my rented house, and the other rooms are a bit dirty, you are not used to living in Yirou."

Ye Yirou smiled: "It's okay, we can squeeze together and sleep in your bed together."

"My bed is too small."

"I can sleep on my side, or on the floor."

“…”

Han Xiaomeng's face suddenly flashed through Shen Yi's mind.

"By the way! Your best friend hasn't had lunch yet, right? It's not good to be hungry, you'd better send her some steamed stuffed buns back quickly!"

Shen Yi secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

I thought I had a perfect excuse.

But women's concerns.

Most of the time, they are in unexpected places for men.

Ye Yirou's eyes became dangerous, and she said meaningfully, "Oh? You care so much about my girlfriend?"

not good!

This tone is wrong!

Very wrong!

Shen Yi shuddered, and said seriously: "Ahem, how could I care about her?"

Spreading her hands: "I just mentioned it casually, if you don't want to, Yirou, then forget it."

Ye Yirou snorted coldly, and then said:

"That guy has gained a lot of fat from eating your buns recently! He's crying and howling all day long to lose weight, and in the middle of the night, he's watching fitness bloggers' videos. He stretches his legs on the bed and starts panting, turns over and then continues to watch food videos."

"This time is just for her to burn some fat. Even if she is really hungry, she will get up by herself to find something to eat."

......

at this time.

rental house.

Han Xiaomeng lay on the sofa, groaning weakly.

He chewed the only dry and hard squid stick in his mouth 'baji baji', and his stomach made a 'gurgling' sound.

Looking expectantly at the locked door:

"Yirou, come back quickly, I'm starving to death!"

.....

Open the door of the rental house.

Shen Yi didn't know whether it was right or wrong to let Ye Yirou in.

I hope this guy is more honest and doesn't provoke his nerves.

Ye Yirou glanced around and praised, "It's very clean."

"Of course, I used to be a househusband, cleaning up hygiene is a piece of cake."

Ye Yirou joked, "Then we will leave all the hygiene after we get married to you."

"no problem."

Shen Yi took out the guests' slippers from the shoe cabinet and put them at Ye Yirou's feet.

"Thank you."

Ye Yirou bent down and took off her low high heels and white socks, revealing her pink feet.

Shen Yi glanced twice, then stood up.

"Go to my room and rest. I will lie on the sofa for a while at noon."

Ye Yirou pinched the collar and tugged at it to let the heat inside escape.

I have been busy in the store for so long, and I just had a hot meal.

External heat and internal heat caused a lot of sweating on the body.

"Let's talk later, I'll take a shower first, where is the bathroom?"

Shen Yi looked at Ye Yirou vigilantly: "Why are you taking a bath?"

He had to be vigilant.

Because bathing is generally a forward shaking movement between men and women!

Ye Yirou didn't react for a while, and explained casually:

"Take a shower when you're sweating, it's so sticky and uncomfortable, I have to take a shower at noon in summer."

After she finished speaking, she reacted abruptly.

Showing a meaningful smile, she hooked her fingers at Shen Yi, and Ye Yirou said charmingly, "Shen Yi, do you want to help him rub his back?"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Shen Yi's face was full of sternness: "I won't rub it for you, wash it yourself."

"Cut~~ You don't want any benefits delivered to your door, no wonder you were single for four years in college."

Shen Yi secretly complained in his heart.

Who do you think I am single for?

She teased Shen Yi a bit.

Ye Yirou felt extremely comfortable.

Humming a ditty, he walked into the bathroom.

As the saying goes, there are unpredictable events and people have misfortunes and good fortunes. If you get unlucky, you will hit your heels when you fart.

When Ye Yirou unscrewed the valve of the water pipe, the water pipe burst.

The gushing water drenched her whole body.

Clothes were also wet.

Ye Yirou: "..."

This was originally an elderly community, with old buildings decades ago and various facilities already outdated.

Therefore, the water pipe could not withstand the soaring water pressure and burst, which is very reasonable.

"Shen Yi!"

"The water pipe exploded!"

.....

"It's fixed."

Shen Yi stood up and looked at Ye Yirou who was drenched all over.

The clothes she wore were light and cool.

This is just great.

What should be seen and what should not be seen, Shen Yi has a panoramic view.

He turned his head in embarrassment: "I'll find you some dry clothes."

Ye Yirou lowered her head, blushed, covered the bear with one arm, and covered the four inches below her navel with one hand, and shyly said, "Mmm~~"

Although she is dirty, she has zero actual combat experience.

At most, he would take the initiative to kiss and touch Shen Yi's abdominal muscles.

When it comes time to fight with live ammunition, it will be just a silver gun candle head, which will fall off in an instant.

Although he just teased Shen Yi to rub her back.

But she made a joke because she was sure that Shen Yi would not agree.

If Shen Yi agreed, it would be her turn to go back on her word.

It's not that I don't like it.

She loves it.

It's just that I wasn't mentally prepared.

anyway.

Shen Yi is a man with a five-year-old cute baby.

How is it possible to have adult women's clothes?

After rummaging through the closet for a while, Shen Yi also realized the seriousness of the problem.

to buy?

I don't know the size, I don't know the preference.

Sorry to ask directly.

Shen Yi fell into an awkward predicament.

"Forget it, let's deal with it with my top and shorts first."

Although the size is two circles larger, it should not be a big problem.

Just dry Ye Yirou's clothes as soon as possible.

Come to the bathroom door.

"Yirou, I've brought you clothes, you give me the wet ones, and I'll wash and dry them for you."

The door opened a gap, and a tender white hand stretched out: "Give it to me."

After taking the clothes, a few seconds passed.

Ye Yirou handed out the wet clothes again.

Shen Yi took it.

The clothes were still warm, exuding the scent of gardenias.

See the pink briefs.

Shen Yi swallowed.

Is this an indirect contact?

He shook his head violently.

Shen Yi, Shen Yi!

You can't think of such dirty things!

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