After my divorce, I awakened the strongest food system!

Feng Dagen was at the door of the store, anxiously waiting for news, when he suddenly saw the three of Liu Huaqiang from afar.

Immediately, I was overjoyed!

He ran forward quickly, but still didn't speak.

A stench that makes the soul tremble hits the face!

It was as if there was an illusory palm that was feces-yellow and pus-filled, and slapped him hard!

Condensed and condensed the thousands of words he had to say.

"Fuck!"

"Did you fall into the shithole?!"

Feng Dagen looked shocked, pinched his nose, and quickly stepped back a dozen steps with a dark face.

But the stench still lingered.

It was always lingering at the tip of his nose, wantonly ravaging and beating his olfactory cells.

Just take a breath.

You can't help but feel numbness in your scalp, cold hands and feet, and tremors in your soul!

I can't help wanting to come out.

Feng Dagen swears.

Even when I was a child, the pile of shit in the pigsty fermented for half a month.

It's far less stinky.

Liu Huaqiang raised his hand tremblingly.

With trembling fingers, he gently brushed away the wet bangs on his forehead.

A streak of feces trickled down his cheek and into his collar, leaving a smelly trail on the shirt.

He had an expression of 'I have nothing to love, let the world be destroyed'.

Yellows and reds look even worse.

Their faces were pale, half of their eyes were rolled, their mouths drooped and drooled.

It looks like half of the soul has returned to heaven, and the body is hollowed out and looks like a weak mummy.

Standing there is precarious, as if the wind will blow and fall.

at their feet.

A snaking, soggy, stinking line of feces brand markers spread out backwards.

From time to time, the body will tremble, and a stinky fart will pop out from the chrysanthemum.

With bits and pieces of shit juice.

It flowed down the trouser legs and formed a puddle on the ground.

A large group of flies, as if they found a treasure.

Blow the horn for dinner.

It came buzzing, lingering around the three of them, feasting on them.

But the next second, the wings stopped flapping.

The body fell to the ground stiffly.

The passers-by around were stunned, as if they had never seen the world, they all wanted to get closer to watch the excitement.

However, the three of them seemed to have opened up the field of "no strangers are allowed to enter, but shit people are welcome" as if invisible.

Once within ten meters.

Regardless of whether it is human or animal, their faces will change drastically, and they will leave as if fleeing while holding their noses.

before.

Liu Huaqiang often fantasizes.

He has the aura of domineering, can deter others, dare not approach him within ten meters!

But no matter how fierce he tried to show his expression, he never succeeded.

But now, he did it.

Although it's done in a flavorful way.

But the process is not important.....Damn it!

"Feng Dagen, what kind of medicine did you give me?"

Feng Dagen's chest rose and fell violently, and he cursed angrily: "Just arrived at the store, the fuck broke out, the two of them farted like fuck thundering, one fuck was louder than the other!

Crumbling shit tmd is farther than tm bows and arrows!Stinky tm is the same as a biochemical weapon! ! ! "

Liu Huaqiang looked excited, pointed at his head and roared:

"You tm open your eyes wide for me and take a good tmd look, the whole tm sprayed on my head! I tm still opened my mouth at that time!!!"

Speaking of which, he completely collapsed.

Liu Huaqiang rushed forward, grabbed Feng Dagen's collar, and the abyss roared:

"Do you tm know how tmd disgusting it is? I tm spit out all the food in my previous life!!!"

A burst of strong and beautiful Chinese quintessence output, the amount of mother has reached a fatal amount.

The value of art appreciation is extremely high. It is recommended to recite the full text, which can improve one's artistic quality and make it easier to be favored by the opposite sex.

But Feng Dagen's brain was completely blank at this time, no, it was a piece of feces!

Totally unconscious to enjoy.

He couldn't even hear what Liu Huaqiang was saying.

His five senses seemed to have been lost.

He rolled his eyes and tilted his head, his head trembling and his tongue trembling.

Almost fainted by the smell.

"Five...fifty thousand!"

Feng Dagen raised his hand tremblingly, showing five fingers, and shouted these two words with his last desire to survive.

Liu Huaqiang's words were choked, and he said after a while: "Feng Dagen, is this tm a matter of money?"

"Six...sixty thousand!"

Liu Huaqiang hesitated: "Feng Dagen, this time I really..."

"Seventy thousand!"

"Hey, Brother Gen, you're like this..."

"Eighty thousand!!"

Liu Huaqiang suddenly smiled happily:

"Brother Gen, my dear Brother Gen! I'm so sorry, I just spoke a little too hard, my lord, you have a lot, so don't worry about it."

"You tm hurry up... hurry up... let go of me."

Feng Dagen looked like he was dying, panting weakly.

"Alright, Brother Gen."

Liu Huaqiang let go obediently.

Feng Dagen fell to the ground with weak legs and supported the ground with his hands.

"vomit-"

A rainbow waterfall gushes from its mouth.

I vomited for a long time.

Feng Dagen tremblingly wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.

This is just great.

I spit out all the shit I didn't do this morning.

Liu Huaqiang looked worried, and said with concern: "Brother Gen, are you okay?"

Feng Dagen glared at him: "Do you think I'm okay?"

Liu Huaqiang smiled awkwardly, but it was the uncle who gave the money.

Even if Feng Dagen wants to shit on his head now, it's not impossible.

Anyway, I got drenched in shit once.

This kind of thing, as long as it starts, one can have two.

Feng Dagen slowed down for a while.

Stand up on your knees: "Did you succeed?"

"What's the success? The doors of the stores are closed, and there is no chance to shit in the store."

Feng Dagen frowned and gasped.

He forgot that Shen Ji Restaurant is closed from 11:30 to [-]:[-].

"You wait until after 11:30, and go again."

"Are you still going?"

"Then I'll give you [-] for nothing?"

"Hiss, this..."

Liu Huaqiang pointed at the yellow-haired and red-haired couple: "Look at them, they're both mummified. If they eat them again, something will happen!"

Feng Dagen was puzzled: "How much did you eat? Didn't I say that you only need to eat a little?"

Huang Mao raised his head in shock, and said weakly: "You tm didn't say anything at all! I ate the whole bag!"

No wonder.

These two people are afraid that they will die in the short term.

If you eat again, it is estimated that the hemorrhoids will have to be pulled off.

Feng Dagen set his sights on Liu Huaqiang, with obvious meaning.

Liu Huaqiang was startled: "Brother Gen, you won't let me eat it?"

"Just eat a little, you'll be fine, at least you won't have a stomachache and spit shit everywhere."

Yellow hair and red hair: "..."

Liu Huaqiang only hesitated for a tenth of a second, then nodded: "Okay, Brother Gen, I did it! It's not for any reason, it's just because we are brothers!"

fuck you bro.

Feng Dagen cursed inwardly, but still smiled and said: "Of course."

He took the three of them to a nearby hotel to book an hourly room and wash their bodies.

this day.

It's the nightmare of the little girl at the front desk.

It will linger forever, engraved in her memory, and accompany her in life, old age, sickness and death.

This is the first time I've seen a shit person in such a big life!

She was holding her nose and crying to check in.

.....

Shen Kee Restaurant.

Doorway.

A lot of people have already gathered.

The first to bear the brunt is Uncle Qin and the others.

Uncle Qin is playing chess with Uncle Wang.

A dozen or so uncles around were watching the battle, watching with great interest.

Judging from the battle situation.

Uncle Qin was clearly at a disadvantage.

But it's fine.

Until the last moment, it is still unknown who will win the game.

Uncle Qin clenched his fist, put his thumb up in front of his eyes, and took a look.

Then he picked up the cannon with his backhand, and directly blasted the opposite car obliquely!

"eat!"

"Huh?? Old Qin, you still have a bend in this cannon?"

Uncle Qin said with a smile: "This is a field artillery, of course it can be abducted."

"Hey! If you want to play like this, then I'm not polite!"

Uncle Wang picked up the horse and rushed to the hinterland of the chessboard on the other side.

Eat Uncle Qin's car too!

"What are you playing?!"

Uncle Wang smiled lightly and said: "I am a red rabbit horse, the best horse. It can travel through mountains and rivers, and travel thousands of miles day and night, isn't it too much?"

"Okay! Then my soldier is a special soldier, and I can go deep into the enemy's rear to assassinate!"

"Then I'll just use tricks to sow discord! Now your taxi is mine!"

"Will!"

Uncle Wang said with a 'haha' smile, "I won, I'll treat you later."

"and many more!"

Uncle Qin raised his hand to stop him, took the general back and put it back on the chessboard: "I have a bulletproof vest, you didn't stab me to death just now."

On a small chessboard.

It can embody both modern and ancient means of warfare at the same time.

Killing you come and go, very exciting, and has reference value.

And the aunt in the back.

On the other hand, they covered their faces with their palms and discussed fiercely.

From time to time, clap your palms, stomp your feet, and express your approval with body movements.

"That's right, that's the old Li's wife, you don't know..."

"Really? This is too..."

"That style, really... oh, it's unsightly!"

"Hiss, then I'll have to stay far away from now on."

ps: According to research conducted by the Salux University Research Institute, updating [-] words a day is the human limit, and for every additional [-] words, the chance of sudden death increases greatly!

And the author updated [-] words today!

This is the author's struggle with death for dear readers to enjoy.

So asking for a gift is not too much, right?