After my divorce, I awakened the strongest food system!
Chapter 71 Shen Yi, the electric car fell over.Do not care
Shen Yi was entertained by these fans.
For no reason, there are hundreds more big boys.
Shaking his head, he turned off Douyin.
There is still more than an hour before the shop opens, but it seems that there is nothing to do.
The sanitation in the store has also been improved, and the steamed buns and rice have also been steamed.
It's boring to play alone.
When I was in college, I would occasionally hang out with my roommates.
But after getting married, they never touched each other again.
Suddenly I miss those three jokes.
Don't know how they are now.
Shen Yi opened Weixin, and clicked on Ye Yirou's chat interface.
It is worth mentioning that.
Ye Yirou's account has been set to the top and message reminders.
Ye Yirou posted 'Good night' last night, and Ye Yirou also replied 'Good night, I love you'.
There is also a picture of a pandaren lying in a coffin.
After thinking for a while, editor Shen Yi sent out a message.
Clouds Floating in July: Yirou, are you free? I'll pick you up now.
Almost instantly.
"Ding dong!"
Scuba Swimming Little White Meow: Okay (???`?)
Shen Yi rubbed his nose with his fingers and smiled.
Put the mobile phone in the pocket, pull down the shutter door, lock the glass door with a U-shaped lock, get on the electric car, and drive away.
5 minute later.
Liu Huaqiang and others came aggressively.
Looking at the locked store door, he fell into deep thought.
Who in the end leaked the wind?
The yellow-haired and the red-haired looked at each other, and their faces became increasingly difficult to look at.
My stomach felt like it had been thrown into the washing machine, being stirred crazily, and the pain was extremely painful.
The chrysanthemum department is gathering the power of the prehistoric!
"Grandma, is this medicine so powerful?!"
"Not good! I have a fart!"
Hongmao's face was pale, his mouth was sucking cold air, his butt was clamped tightly, and his whole body was shaking!
The hot weather in midsummer made him really feel the biting chill!
He knew that at this moment, he absolutely couldn't believe any fart!
Shit: Brother Chrysanthemum, open the door, I'm a fart.
Chrysanthemum: Grandma, you are not a fart at all!
Fart (shit): Brother, I’m here, I’m a fart, open the door!
Chrysanthemum: OK.
Shit: [Tear off camouflage] [Punch fist] [Scream] Go brothers!
"what!"
Hongmao covered her stomach and screamed, and Chrysanthemum also began to play beautifully rhythmic music:
"Puff! Puff! Crackling, puffing! Crackling..."
Even the soup and juice, all spurted out in one go!
The pants were instantly soaked, stained with yellow spots, and exuded a nasty stench!
The repair dog under the tree was so dry that it stinked up, and hurried away with its tail between its legs.
Damn, this man's shit is poisonous!
Huang Mao swallowed, with a look of disgust on his face, just about to move his feet, but unexpectedly, the strong colic in his stomach broke out suddenly!
"what!!!"
"Puff! Puff! Crackling, puffing! Crackling..."
A stream of yellow soup, like a high-pressure water gun, pierced through the poorly made cotton cloth and sprayed out!
It slapped Liu Huaqiang's face all over his face!
"Fuck! I **** you **** me ****!"
Brother Qiang was so excited that he sent a telegram with his vocal cords on the spot, which can be called a human miracle!
.....
Shen Yi successfully entered the community by bicycle.
The first time Shen Yi was stopped by the security guards.
But after Ye Yirou reminded her later, she didn't stop her anymore.
Ye Yirou was sitting in the gazebo in front of the building.
The weather is hot in midsummer.
It's been a bit dry and rainy recently.
Although it was only ten o'clock, the temperature was already close to 36 degrees.
Knowing that he was screaming non-stop on the big tree next to him.
Ye Yirou supported the seat with her hands, straightened her body, and slightly raised her head.
Bright and clear big eyes stared blankly at the ceiling of the gazebo.
She was wearing a thin white top and a lavender skirt.
Show off her exquisite body perfectly.
Just sit there.
Like a slim ice jade lotus, it makes people feel much cooler in summer.
Her pink and alluring lips were slightly parted, exhaling hot air.
A small piece of bright white front teeth is exposed, like a rabbit, very cute.
Two slender legs, kicking back and forth, white flowers, very dazzling, very moving.
Hearing the movement, Ye Yirou turned her head and saw Shen Yi smiling at her.
A gust of forest wind happened to blow, and her black and beautiful hair fluttered with the wind.
That slightly stupefied appearance is really gorgeous and beautiful, full of charms, people can't take their eyes off.
Ye Yirou propped herself up on the chair, jumped up with her legs, her short skirt almost peeled off!
Walk in front of Shen Yi.
"Why didn't you call me?"
Shen Yi didn't change his face: "I was just about to call."
In fact, he has been here for a while.
Ye Yirou nodded and asked, "Does the store open early at noon?"
Shen Yi suddenly got stuck.
Could it be that he wants to take Ye Yirou on a date?
So embarrassing.
"It's not opening a shop, it's still early."
Ye Yirou lifted up a strand of broken hair, twirled it with her fingers, tilted her head and smiled: "Then do you miss me?"
Shen Yi said firmly: "No, I just wanted to ask you if you want to drink milk tea together."
A lame lie that breaks with a single poke.
The corner of Ye Yirou's mouth raised, "Hmph, you just miss me."
Without giving Shen Yi a chance to refute, she hugged Shen Yi's face, tilted her head and lowered herself.
Shen Yi hadn't reacted yet.
A pleasant scent of gardenia came to my face.
Then there is the soft touch that he has been obsessed with since the morning.
No matter how you say it, Shen Yi is a man.
And upright in the prime of life, full of energy.
Such a provocative, plus the person I like, how could I still bear it?
The hand holding the accelerator was released directly, and one hand wrapped around Ye Yirou's willow waist.
Pressing the back of her head with one hand, the contact between the two became closer.
Then slowly stood up, offensive and defensive.
The electric car lost its support and fell backwards, but there was no response.
In Shen Yi's eyes, Ye Yirou was the only one left.
The two are like couples in love, lingering and forgetful.
Passers-by around frequently looked sideways.
Look back three times at one step, and look back at nine steps at three steps.
Without him.
Just because the pairing of Shen Yi and Ye Yirou is simply eye-catching!
Just like a luminous pearl in the dark night, it's hard not to pay attention!
I can't help being moved in my heart, and I sincerely send vicious blessings.
Show love, die fast!
After a long time, until Ye Yirou's body softened, Shen Yi raised his head reluctantly.
He was panting heavily, his chest heaving violently.
Looking at Ye Yirou's misty eyes and her shy face, the desire to protect was instantly overwhelmed!
Shen Yi couldn't help holding her in his arms, and buried his head between Ye Yirou's fair neck.
Sniffing greedily, the scent of gardenia that makes people feel peaceful.
Ye Yirou blushed.
Unexpectedly, Shen Yi would be so proactive!
It's obvious that I'm still too shy this morning.
But she also likes the strong Shen Yi.
Pressing her forehead against Shen Yi's hot chest, she reminded in a weak voice: "Shen Yi, the electric car has fallen over."
"Do not care."
"......Um."
The two quietly felt this wonderful time.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
no response.
"Ahem, cough, let me tell you how long you two will hold each other."
Han Xiaomeng was wearing a tracksuit and looked at him speechlessly.
Only then did Shen Yi reluctantly let go of Ye Yirou.
Ye Yirou stared at Han Xiaomeng: "Why are you willing to go downstairs?!"
Shen Yi was a little embarrassed.
But his biggest advantage is that Taishan collapsed in front of him without changing his face.
So at this moment, he looked calm, as steady as an old dog.
Han Xiaomeng blushed a little.
She got up this morning and went to the scale to find that she had gained five catties!
It's okay, it's a bit tight to wear it every time I wear it.
Must have eaten too many buns recently!
But, it's really not my fault!
It was Baozi who did it first.
"I come down to exercise. Although I am not fat, I still have to care about my health."
"Then you go to exercise, don't bother me and Shen Yi."
Han Xiaomeng clutched her chest and said sadly, "Yirou, if you have a man, you don't want your best girlfriend anymore, right?"
"Yes."
"Humph!"
Han Xiaomeng bypassed Ye Yirou, looked at Shen Yi, and said in amazement: "Not bad, real people are more handsome than photos."
Han Xiaomeng took out her mobile phone and shook it at Shen Yi: "Handsome guy, add prestige."
Shen Yi instantly felt a bone-chilling chill stabbing his back!
If you agree, it will be beyond redemption.
Shen Yi smiled lightly: "Sorry, I don't play prestige."
The danger is lifted.
Han Xiaomeng is not embarrassed at all:
"It's okay, you can also chat with the payment package, or you can just call and send text messages. You won't tell me that a modern person in the 21st century doesn't even have a mobile phone?"
"..."
Ye Yirou held Shen Yi's hand, and said with a smirk: "Han Xiaomeng!"
Han Xiaomeng was speechless: "Yirou, I was just joking, look at your virtue, let's go."
Seeing Han Xiaomeng run away, Shen Yi heaved a sigh of relief.
He really doesn't know how to get along with his girlfriend's best friend.
It's a bit embarrassing, and I feel like it's not appropriate to say anything.
"Huh?! What are you looking at?"
"Hiss! Yirou, can you stop pinching my waist suddenly, it hurts."
"No."
Shen Yi secretly rubbed his waist.
Why do women have a soft spot for this part?
Walking over to lift the electric car up, I found that there were obvious scratches on the handle and the body.
Distressed.
If I had known earlier, I should have parked the car first!
ps: This chapter is 2700 words long, brothers and sisters, is the author interesting enough? (hint)
For no reason, there are hundreds more big boys.
Shaking his head, he turned off Douyin.
There is still more than an hour before the shop opens, but it seems that there is nothing to do.
The sanitation in the store has also been improved, and the steamed buns and rice have also been steamed.
It's boring to play alone.
When I was in college, I would occasionally hang out with my roommates.
But after getting married, they never touched each other again.
Suddenly I miss those three jokes.
Don't know how they are now.
Shen Yi opened Weixin, and clicked on Ye Yirou's chat interface.
It is worth mentioning that.
Ye Yirou's account has been set to the top and message reminders.
Ye Yirou posted 'Good night' last night, and Ye Yirou also replied 'Good night, I love you'.
There is also a picture of a pandaren lying in a coffin.
After thinking for a while, editor Shen Yi sent out a message.
Clouds Floating in July: Yirou, are you free? I'll pick you up now.
Almost instantly.
"Ding dong!"
Scuba Swimming Little White Meow: Okay (???`?)
Shen Yi rubbed his nose with his fingers and smiled.
Put the mobile phone in the pocket, pull down the shutter door, lock the glass door with a U-shaped lock, get on the electric car, and drive away.
5 minute later.
Liu Huaqiang and others came aggressively.
Looking at the locked store door, he fell into deep thought.
Who in the end leaked the wind?
The yellow-haired and the red-haired looked at each other, and their faces became increasingly difficult to look at.
My stomach felt like it had been thrown into the washing machine, being stirred crazily, and the pain was extremely painful.
The chrysanthemum department is gathering the power of the prehistoric!
"Grandma, is this medicine so powerful?!"
"Not good! I have a fart!"
Hongmao's face was pale, his mouth was sucking cold air, his butt was clamped tightly, and his whole body was shaking!
The hot weather in midsummer made him really feel the biting chill!
He knew that at this moment, he absolutely couldn't believe any fart!
Shit: Brother Chrysanthemum, open the door, I'm a fart.
Chrysanthemum: Grandma, you are not a fart at all!
Fart (shit): Brother, I’m here, I’m a fart, open the door!
Chrysanthemum: OK.
Shit: [Tear off camouflage] [Punch fist] [Scream] Go brothers!
"what!"
Hongmao covered her stomach and screamed, and Chrysanthemum also began to play beautifully rhythmic music:
"Puff! Puff! Crackling, puffing! Crackling..."
Even the soup and juice, all spurted out in one go!
The pants were instantly soaked, stained with yellow spots, and exuded a nasty stench!
The repair dog under the tree was so dry that it stinked up, and hurried away with its tail between its legs.
Damn, this man's shit is poisonous!
Huang Mao swallowed, with a look of disgust on his face, just about to move his feet, but unexpectedly, the strong colic in his stomach broke out suddenly!
"what!!!"
"Puff! Puff! Crackling, puffing! Crackling..."
A stream of yellow soup, like a high-pressure water gun, pierced through the poorly made cotton cloth and sprayed out!
It slapped Liu Huaqiang's face all over his face!
"Fuck! I **** you **** me ****!"
Brother Qiang was so excited that he sent a telegram with his vocal cords on the spot, which can be called a human miracle!
.....
Shen Yi successfully entered the community by bicycle.
The first time Shen Yi was stopped by the security guards.
But after Ye Yirou reminded her later, she didn't stop her anymore.
Ye Yirou was sitting in the gazebo in front of the building.
The weather is hot in midsummer.
It's been a bit dry and rainy recently.
Although it was only ten o'clock, the temperature was already close to 36 degrees.
Knowing that he was screaming non-stop on the big tree next to him.
Ye Yirou supported the seat with her hands, straightened her body, and slightly raised her head.
Bright and clear big eyes stared blankly at the ceiling of the gazebo.
She was wearing a thin white top and a lavender skirt.
Show off her exquisite body perfectly.
Just sit there.
Like a slim ice jade lotus, it makes people feel much cooler in summer.
Her pink and alluring lips were slightly parted, exhaling hot air.
A small piece of bright white front teeth is exposed, like a rabbit, very cute.
Two slender legs, kicking back and forth, white flowers, very dazzling, very moving.
Hearing the movement, Ye Yirou turned her head and saw Shen Yi smiling at her.
A gust of forest wind happened to blow, and her black and beautiful hair fluttered with the wind.
That slightly stupefied appearance is really gorgeous and beautiful, full of charms, people can't take their eyes off.
Ye Yirou propped herself up on the chair, jumped up with her legs, her short skirt almost peeled off!
Walk in front of Shen Yi.
"Why didn't you call me?"
Shen Yi didn't change his face: "I was just about to call."
In fact, he has been here for a while.
Ye Yirou nodded and asked, "Does the store open early at noon?"
Shen Yi suddenly got stuck.
Could it be that he wants to take Ye Yirou on a date?
So embarrassing.
"It's not opening a shop, it's still early."
Ye Yirou lifted up a strand of broken hair, twirled it with her fingers, tilted her head and smiled: "Then do you miss me?"
Shen Yi said firmly: "No, I just wanted to ask you if you want to drink milk tea together."
A lame lie that breaks with a single poke.
The corner of Ye Yirou's mouth raised, "Hmph, you just miss me."
Without giving Shen Yi a chance to refute, she hugged Shen Yi's face, tilted her head and lowered herself.
Shen Yi hadn't reacted yet.
A pleasant scent of gardenia came to my face.
Then there is the soft touch that he has been obsessed with since the morning.
No matter how you say it, Shen Yi is a man.
And upright in the prime of life, full of energy.
Such a provocative, plus the person I like, how could I still bear it?
The hand holding the accelerator was released directly, and one hand wrapped around Ye Yirou's willow waist.
Pressing the back of her head with one hand, the contact between the two became closer.
Then slowly stood up, offensive and defensive.
The electric car lost its support and fell backwards, but there was no response.
In Shen Yi's eyes, Ye Yirou was the only one left.
The two are like couples in love, lingering and forgetful.
Passers-by around frequently looked sideways.
Look back three times at one step, and look back at nine steps at three steps.
Without him.
Just because the pairing of Shen Yi and Ye Yirou is simply eye-catching!
Just like a luminous pearl in the dark night, it's hard not to pay attention!
I can't help being moved in my heart, and I sincerely send vicious blessings.
Show love, die fast!
After a long time, until Ye Yirou's body softened, Shen Yi raised his head reluctantly.
He was panting heavily, his chest heaving violently.
Looking at Ye Yirou's misty eyes and her shy face, the desire to protect was instantly overwhelmed!
Shen Yi couldn't help holding her in his arms, and buried his head between Ye Yirou's fair neck.
Sniffing greedily, the scent of gardenia that makes people feel peaceful.
Ye Yirou blushed.
Unexpectedly, Shen Yi would be so proactive!
It's obvious that I'm still too shy this morning.
But she also likes the strong Shen Yi.
Pressing her forehead against Shen Yi's hot chest, she reminded in a weak voice: "Shen Yi, the electric car has fallen over."
"Do not care."
"......Um."
The two quietly felt this wonderful time.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
no response.
"Ahem, cough, let me tell you how long you two will hold each other."
Han Xiaomeng was wearing a tracksuit and looked at him speechlessly.
Only then did Shen Yi reluctantly let go of Ye Yirou.
Ye Yirou stared at Han Xiaomeng: "Why are you willing to go downstairs?!"
Shen Yi was a little embarrassed.
But his biggest advantage is that Taishan collapsed in front of him without changing his face.
So at this moment, he looked calm, as steady as an old dog.
Han Xiaomeng blushed a little.
She got up this morning and went to the scale to find that she had gained five catties!
It's okay, it's a bit tight to wear it every time I wear it.
Must have eaten too many buns recently!
But, it's really not my fault!
It was Baozi who did it first.
"I come down to exercise. Although I am not fat, I still have to care about my health."
"Then you go to exercise, don't bother me and Shen Yi."
Han Xiaomeng clutched her chest and said sadly, "Yirou, if you have a man, you don't want your best girlfriend anymore, right?"
"Yes."
"Humph!"
Han Xiaomeng bypassed Ye Yirou, looked at Shen Yi, and said in amazement: "Not bad, real people are more handsome than photos."
Han Xiaomeng took out her mobile phone and shook it at Shen Yi: "Handsome guy, add prestige."
Shen Yi instantly felt a bone-chilling chill stabbing his back!
If you agree, it will be beyond redemption.
Shen Yi smiled lightly: "Sorry, I don't play prestige."
The danger is lifted.
Han Xiaomeng is not embarrassed at all:
"It's okay, you can also chat with the payment package, or you can just call and send text messages. You won't tell me that a modern person in the 21st century doesn't even have a mobile phone?"
"..."
Ye Yirou held Shen Yi's hand, and said with a smirk: "Han Xiaomeng!"
Han Xiaomeng was speechless: "Yirou, I was just joking, look at your virtue, let's go."
Seeing Han Xiaomeng run away, Shen Yi heaved a sigh of relief.
He really doesn't know how to get along with his girlfriend's best friend.
It's a bit embarrassing, and I feel like it's not appropriate to say anything.
"Huh?! What are you looking at?"
"Hiss! Yirou, can you stop pinching my waist suddenly, it hurts."
"No."
Shen Yi secretly rubbed his waist.
Why do women have a soft spot for this part?
Walking over to lift the electric car up, I found that there were obvious scratches on the handle and the body.
Distressed.
If I had known earlier, I should have parked the car first!
ps: This chapter is 2700 words long, brothers and sisters, is the author interesting enough? (hint)
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